"Shua--!"
With the faint flicker of light, Lin Xiao's figure accurately landed back in the private viewing area of Kanto Gardens.
As soon as his feet landed on the ground, he instinctively felt that the air flow around him was not right.
The temperature seemed to drop below freezing in an instant.
"Hey, our "God" is back?"
A cold black tea cup was steadily handed to Lin Xiao by a white and slender hand.
Yukino Yukinoshita is sitting next to the pure white iron Round Table. Today, this elegant white dress is still extremely beautiful, but in her cold eyes, it seems that an extremely cold storm is brewing Siberia at this moment.
"Come on, have a sip of cold tea to cool down. After all, it must be very hard to be in the deep mountains and forests with "eight consecutive earthquakes" and "smashing the floor", right, classmate Lin Xiao?"
"Ahem..." Lin Xiao was about to reach out to take the tea cup.
"Pah!"
A hard-shell sketch pad came with a cracking sound, and hit Lin Xiao precisely on the back from the side!
"Lin Xiao didn't take me with you!"
Eriri puffed up his cheeks, and his golden twin tails danced in the air in anger, staring at him like a little tiger with fried hair. "We agreed to come out to enjoy the flowers and relax! But you left us here and went to show off as a berserker! The news was broadcast on TV, and the entire earth's crust was about to be overturned by you!"
And on the other side of the iron art Round Table.
Ai Haibara, wearing an exquisite children's dress, is carefully holding a chemical measuring cup with a precise scale.
She poured the black tea into the measuring cup expressionlessly and watched as the liquid level stopped exactly on the 50ml mark:
"According to the Kanagawa Prefecture Geological Bureau data I just collected, you made up to eight severe impacts on the earth's surface within 20 seconds. If the earth's crust hadn't been strong enough, we might have had to swim back to the apartment in the sea this afternoon."
Faced with this high-pressure battle that can be called a three-chamber trial.
Lin Xiao's face did not turn red, his heart did not beat, and he puffed up his chest shamelessly:
"What do you know? What I call "maintaining crustal movement and geological stability"!"
Lin Xiao began to talk nonsense seriously. "Think about it, that big fox has been entrenched underground for a long time, seriously affecting Kanto Region's groundwater circulation and mantle stress!
When I dug it out and beat it, I was actually giving Mother Earth a deep physical therapy massage! Release the geological pressure and prevent future major earthquakes! This is an extremely great environmental protection project!"
"..."
The three of them, Yukino, Eriri, and Ai Haibara, all stared at him with eyes as if they were looking at "a rare and shameless creature at the cosmic level."
"Talking one-sided beating Monster as giving the earth a therapeutic massage..." Ai Haibara put down the measuring cup in despair. "Your physics and geology were probably taught by your physical education teacher."
Although they were complaining wildly, seeing Lin Xiao standing in front of them unscathed, the trace of worry in the eyes of the three women finally completely dissipated.
As Sun gradually tilted westward, this short but grassy flower sea therapy journey also came to an end.
In the evening, a black luxury extended car was driving on the highway returning to Chiba Prefecture.
In the carriage, Eriri was contentedly sorting out several sketches of flower sea scenery today, Ai Haibara was holding an original medical book and looking at it quietly, and Yukino was counting the washed picnic utensils.
Lin Xiao leaned on the leather seat and looked at the sunset outside the window comfortably.
"Buzz."
The phone in my pocket vibrated. It was a LINE message from Miko.
[Miko]: "Minister! I have returned home safely with my mother and brother! Thank you very much for your life-saving grace today! (Put your hands together. jpg)"
Seeing this text message reporting safety, Lin Xiao smiled knowingly and was about to type a reply, "It's okay."
As a result, my finger accidentally clicked on the second voice message sent by Miko.
"Drip--"
The next second, Hana Yurikawa's energetic and huge voice full of nymphomaniac attributes boomed throughout the closed luxury carriage!
["Miko Miko! Next time you go back to Chiba Prefecture, be sure to introduce that super-handsome black-haired senior to me! That kind of mature, stable and a little bit bad temperament is totally in my aesthetic point! Please!!!"]
"..."
The voice playback is completed.
At this moment, the air in the luxury car fell into a dead silence that was more terrifying than a vacuum.
Eriri, who was sorting out his sketchbook, heard a "click" and the pencil in his hand was suddenly broken.
Yukino, who was counting the tableware, stopped gracefully, and a perfect but creepy smile appeared on his beautiful face.
Ai Haibara, who was sitting in the corner, silently covered half of his face with the English book in his hand, and muttered in a voice that only he could hear, "Scumbags who spread hormones everywhere deserve to be hacked."
"Well... listen to my explanation, this is Miko's best friend. In fact, we are not familiar with each other at all..." The hair on Lin Xiao's body stood up, and his strong desire to survive made him immediately try to quibble.
"Ara, Lin Xiao classmate does not need to explain."
Yukino interrupted him with a smile, and his tone was gentle. "After all, for a god like Lin Xiao who "passes by the countryside and saves the world", it is normal for you to have a few fanatical girls who worship you."
"Lin Xiao!!! You capricious playboy! I'll bite you to death!" Eriri transformed into a violent golden retriever and pounced on Lin Xiao's arm.
"It hurts! Eriri Are you a dog? Yukino Help!"
Accompanied by Lin Xiao's pitiful cry for mercy, the special car sped towards Chiba Prefecture under the sunset.
Nine o'clock in the evening, Chiba Prefecture senior apartment.
After finally comforting several young ladies, Lin Xiao dragged his exhausted body back to the bedroom after taking a bath, and collapsed on the bed in a large font.
"Huh... dealing with a female high school student is really more energy-intensive than beating Monster at 50 meters."
Lin Xiao rubbed his arm with a row of teeth marks bitten by Eriri helplessly, and then summoned Myriad Worlds Chat Group in his mind, ready to see if the group had any fun and relax today.
As a result, the chat group just opened.
The message prompts on the screen flashed crazily! The patient with terminal persecution paranoia from <DC Universe> is looking for me!
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "@He Is Simply God. Group owner, there is a big problem."
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Kryptonian's spaceship has arrived on Earth. General Zod has just issued a death notice "You are not alone" through the global channel, requiring the Earth to hand over Carl Al."