"Captain, what should we do now?" The deputy wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and his voice was trembling as he looked at the male high school students who even started to compete with each other on their muscle lines, "Should we take them back for interrogation?"
"What a damn trial!"
Captain Scar's face turned livid, and he gritted his teeth and issued an order, "Go and extract the remaining demonic energy samples immediately! No matter who killed that Great Tengu, there will always be some traces left! Hurry!"
"Yes!"
Several technicians immediately lay down on the ground with sophisticated demonic energy collection instruments and scanned frantically.
However, three minutes passed.
Several technicians looked at the dazzling "0.000%" on the screen and fell into deep doubt.
"Team, captain..." the technician swallowed and raised his head with tears in his eyes, "No... nothing!"
"Not to mention the evil spirit of Great Tengu, the soil in this pit is even cleaner than the sterile operating room! Not even a damn E. coli can be detected!!
That unknown purifying power conceptually wiped out the monster along with the surrounding bacteria!!!"
"..."
Captain Scar took a deep breath, put the demon-killing knife back into its sheath, glanced at the muscular men around him who were still pestering them for the transformer, and waved his hand tiredly:
"Cure the team! Retreat immediately! The water in this school is too deep and we cannot control it at all!"
Amid the piercing cries of "Sir, don't go, please think about it again" from a group of muscular men, this elite group of Kyoto Exorcist Corps rolled and crawled into the armored vehicle, and fled in embarrassment from Sobu High School at twice the speed when they arrived.
"Ding dong ding dong"
Accompanied by the class bell ringing on the campus radio.
Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was holding an anti-explosion stick, skillfully blew the whistle around his neck. "Okay! The monster is gone! The rest are gone too! All students, immediately get dressed and go back to the classroom to prepare for the first class in the afternoon!"
As soon as these words came out.
The students who were still having an excited discussion on the playground suddenly broke out into a burst of wailing!
"Huh?! Still in class?!"
A boy grabbed his hair in disbelief. "Are you kidding me? A big monster with wings fell from the sky just now! We almost became food rations!"
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"That's right! I was prepared for the end of the world, but you told me that the next period is math class?! This is more outrageous than novels, and the students' mental health is at risk!"
Listening to the students' angry complaints.
Lin Xiao by the window of the activity room on the third floor couldn't help but laugh out loud.
This is the horror of the everyday world. No matter whether you are invaded by aliens or a monster comes, as long as the school is not completely blown up, even if the sky falls, you have to go back to class!
"Let's go, Deputy Minister, Eriri."
Lin Xiao stretched and turned around leisurely. "It's time for us to experience this hard-won peaceful campus life."
The miserable "class experience for the rest of their lives" for this group of students did not last long.
The school-wide announcement suddenly rang, informing all teachers and students to go to the school's gymnasium immediately. An important matter was announced.
The gymnasium was crowded, and the students were still talking among themselves about the hardcore "True Magic Girl" incident in the morning.
On the podium.
An old man with gray hair and a straight suit walked up to the microphone with confident steps.
"Ahem! Classmates, be quiet!"
Principal cleared his throat, and his old wrinkled face was filled with an irrepressible ecstasy and pride:
"Summer vacation is coming soon. On the eve of summer vacation, I have a big decision to announce to everyone!"
"Starting next week, our Sobu High School will carry out an unprecedented comprehensive overhaul and expansion!"
As soon as these words came out, the students in the audience looked at each other in shock.
"Principal, why does it suddenly need to be overhauled and expanded? Aren't our school's funds always very tight?" A boy in the front row couldn't help but asked loudly.
"Good question!"
Principal slapped the table excitedly, and the proud look on his face almost overflowed. He didn't even do any superficial tricks, he just laughed boldly and said:
"Because our Feng Shui at Sobu High School is simply the best in Japan!!!"
Principal pointed at the ceiling excitedly. "Look at this recent area! Sometimes it's meteorites falling down, sometimes it's the universe Monster causing damage, this morning even Great Tengu fell on our playground!"
"But! Our school has created a miracle! After experiencing so many devastating disasters, so far, our Sobu High School has not even had a single student seriously injured!!!"
"Now, the surrounding high schools are scared out of their wits and are frantically applying to the Education Bureau to merge with our Sobu High School! They want to take advantage of our school's invincible safety halo!"
Principal put his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and laughed, shamelessly taking credit for himself:
"The Education Bureau has allocated a huge sum of money! Not only does it need to be overhauled, but it also needs to merge three campuses and the junior high school! The fact that the school can be chosen in such an absolutely feng shui treasure place with outstanding people and talented people is all due to my ruthless vision of site selection back then! As expected of me! Hahahaha!!!"
"..."
More than a thousand teachers and students in the audience fell into a long speechless state as they looked at the old man on the stage who smiled like an upstart villain.
Lin Xiao, who was standing in the Class 2-F team, had his mouth twitching crazily.
God, Feng Shui is so good! Old man, do you have any misunderstandings about Feng Shui?!
If I hadn't promoted Monster, your shabby school would have been razed to the ground eight hundred times!
Just when the whole audience was shocked speechless by Principal's shamelessness.
"Bang--!!!"
The extremely heavy door of the gymnasium was suddenly violently kicked open by someone from outside!
"Bastard Iori! It's all your fault!!!"
With a roar of grief and anger, Kohei Imamura, who had dyed blond hair and exuded a strong smell of alcohol, rushed in from the door and strangled Iori Kitahara's neck!
These two people are the core officers of the notorious [Diving Club] Sobu High School!
While Kohei pinched Iori's neck, he broke down and cried bitterly, with tears and runny nose streaming down his face:
"You damn scumbag! If you hadn't made me drink Water of Life last night! How could I have overslept!!!"
Gengping let out a desperate cry belonging to a dead nerd, "What did I miss?! I actually missed the living True Magic girl!!! I couldn't even see clearly what color her breasts were! You pay for my True Magic girl!!!"
"Fart! You disgusting two-dimensional nerd!"
Iori rolled her eyes at the pinch, and used a skillful backhand guillotine to strangle Kohei's neck. The two of them wrestled together on the wooden floor of the gymnasium:
"Who insisted on playing Yakyūken last night?! Who drank too much, stripped down to just a pair of underwear, stood on the table and shouted "Cheers to the stars and the sea"?
I obviously went to stop you, but you forced me to drink two large cups of oolong tea!!!"
"You fart! You obviously took it off first!!!"
"Go to hell you disgusting bastard!!!"
The two people were like two wild wild dogs. Under the watchful eyes of all the teachers and students in the school, they insulted each other in an unsightly manner while rolling and biting crazily on the ground.
"..."
Principal on the podium, laughter stuck in his throat.
Yukino in the audience looked away in disgust, and Eriri directly covered his eyes.
Lin Xiao rubbed his eyebrows painfully. "The Feng Shui of this school... is really too evil."
What really caused all the teachers and students in the school to collapse was not how ugly their fighting postures were.
But these two bastards who were fighting fiercely were wearing nothing except the eye-catching boxer briefs!!!
They came all the way in naked!!!
After a short pause.
"Ahhhhhh!!! What a pervert!!!" The girls burst into piercing screams and covered their eyes one after another.
"Those two idiots..."
Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was standing at the front of the team of teachers, had a terrifying "well" on his forehead.
With a friendly smile on her face Earth Flow, she walked in front of the two idiots who were still naked and fighting each other on the ground. The explosion-proof stick in her hand, which had failed to hit the monster just now, made a "snap" sound in her palm.
Iori and Kohei, who were pinching each other, felt a terrifying murderous aura, and their movements froze.
The two of them turned their heads mechanically and saw Teacher Jing looking down at them like an evil Shura.
"Iori, Kohei."
Shizuka Hiratsuka's tone is creepy:
"You two bastards are not only late, but you even dare to run naked in broad daylight in front of all the girls in the school?!"
Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly raised the explosion-proof stick in his hand and let out a violent roar:
"Go to hell!! You two human remnants!!!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"Ahhhh! Teacher Jing, please have mercy!!!"
"It's not streaking! We are still wearing underwear!!!"