The minister looked at the red-skinned alien who suddenly broke in. The corners of his eyes twitched twice, but he still pretended to be calm on the surface. "... What do you want to say?"
"I know that you also want to occupy this planet, but that red giant named Gaia is your biggest obstacle."
Yapool walked to the desk, put his hands on the table, lowered his voice, and threw out what he thought was a seamless evil conspiracy:
"Let's form an alliance."
"You used your authority in the human government to create chaos in the city and lure out that Light Giant.
And I will release the strongest Super Beast in the dark, and give him a fatal blow while he is exhausted!"
"After this is done, the surface of this planet belongs to you, and the control of the different dimensions belongs to me. How about that?"
Listen to this "textbook level" perfect villain alliance declaration.
Native Minister's gold-rimmed glasses flashed a strange reflection under the light.
He took a deep breath, stood up, and bowed deeply to Yapool with great respect and even a hint of flattery.
"Your Excellency Yapool, your wisdom is as bright as the stars in the universe."
The minister pushed up his glasses, his face full of excitement. "We, Native Race, have waited too long for a great ally like you! Please rest assured, leave this matter to us, and we will definitely prepare a "big gift" for that Light Giant!"
"Jie Jie Jie! Very good! A worm who knows the current affairs!"
Seeing the other party's cooperation, Yapool laughed with satisfaction, "Then I will be in another dimension, waiting for your good news! Don't make me wait too long!"
After saying that, Yapool waved his hand, reopened the dimensional rift, and disappeared into the darkness gracefully.
"A bunch of stupid bugs, when you both lose, I will come out and deal with you and Ultraman." Yapool was thinking proudly in the dimensional rift.
However.
After detecting the dissipation of Yapool energy, the solemn atmosphere of villain alliance in the office disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Plop!"
Minister Native, whose face was full of flattery just now, his legs softened and he slumped down on the leather seat. The cold sweat all over his body instantly soaked his shirt through.
"Minister! Are you okay?!" The young assistant quickly ran forward to support him, "Are we... are we really going to deal with Gaia?!"
"How big are you to deal with!!!"
The minister jumped up suddenly, slapped his assistant hard on the back of the head, and roared:
"Are you crazy?! Go against that Light Giant who tore apart a thousand-meter meteorite?!"
"We Native Race finally managed to survive under the nose of that murderous god by Tenten helping old Grandmother across the road and strictly implementing garbage classification! Now a street kid from who knows which country and universe comes out and wants to drag all of us to be buried with him in just a few words?!"
The minister was so angry that he was shaking all over. He pointed at the place where Yapool disappeared and cursed, "These damn red-skinned aliens, do you think we don't die fast enough!!!"
"Then... what should we do?" The assistant was almost crying.
"What else can we do?! Activate the highest crisis response plan immediately!"
The minister grabbed the briefcase on the table and stuffed the [Yapool alliance surveillance video] that was automatically recorded in the office and a detection report full of Yapool energy fluctuations into the bag.
"Prepare a car! Go to Chiba Prefecture! Drive the fastest bulletproof car!"
The minister held his briefcase and rushed out of the office like a mad dog guarding his food. He even lost one of his shoes. "Even if I break my leg tonight, I must clear our position before that red-skinned idiot takes action!!!"
Half past two in the morning.
The high-end apartment where Chiba Prefecture and Lin Xiao are located.
Lin Xiao, who had finished the beachside barbecue, had just taken a shower and was lying on the sofa in his pajamas, discussing One Piece World's follow-up stability issues with Batman in the group.
Just then.
"Dong-dong-dong! Dang-dong-dong!!!"
A rapid knock on the door suddenly sounded in the silent corridor.
"It's so late, who is it?"
Lin Xiao frowned, walked to the entrance in slippers, and opened the door.
The door just opened.
"Shua--!"
There was a sound of silky fabric rubbing against the ground.
I saw a middle-aged man wearing a high-end suit and even his glasses crooked, completing a textbook-level "Toshita Seat" directly on the floor at the door!
He slid all the way from the corridor to Lin Xiao's slippers, his forehead firmly pressed against the floor, and a black briefcase raised high above his head with both hands.
"Lord God!!! I'm here to report with my real name!!!"
Native Minister's hoarse roar echoed in the corridor, his tone full of humble desire for survival and extreme hatred for his fellow villains:
"There is a cosmic street kid who calls himself "Yapool"! He came to my office in the middle of the night today. Not only did he damage our environmentally friendly floor, but he also wanted to trick us into plotting against you!!!"
"The conscience of heaven and earth, Lord God! We Native Race are absolutely loyal and good people to you! We even wash the plastic takeout boxes before sorting them and throwing them away! We have absolutely nothing to do with such cosmic hooligans who have no martial ethics!!!"
The minister unzipped his briefcase and revealed all the surveillance video and energy analysis report inside:
"This is the video of that red-skinned idiot! This is the characteristic of his energy band! God, please be clear! Don't punish us by confiscating our good citizen certificates because of this kind of garbage!!!"
"..."
Lin Xiao stared blankly at the alien undercover official who was kneeling at his feet and frantically disowned him.
Looking at the detailed <Yapool Criminal Evidence and Energy Analysis Complete Record> in his hand.
He knew that his initial shot of Photon Ice Blade scared Native, but he never expected that the "good" consciousness of these alien bugs would actually reach such an outrageous level!
Who the hell is this villain? These are simply the people in Chaoyang District who have the strongest awareness of prevention and are the most active in fighting against evil forces in Japan!
"You..."
Lin Xiao rubbed his aching temples and sighed silently, "You guys are really getting better and better at playing the role of "good people"."
Looking at the shivering minister on the ground, Lin Xiao casually took the report.
"Okay, stop kneeling and disturbing the people in the middle of the night."
Lin Xiao opened the report and took a look, with a playful sneer on his lips:
"I have accepted the reporting materials. Since you are so cooperative with your work, I will not embarrass law-abiding citizens."
Hearing this promise, which was like a gold medal to avoid death, Minister Native was so excited that he almost cried on the spot, "Thank you, Lord God! Thank you, Lord God! If any aliens dare to come to earth to cause trouble in the future, we Native will definitely be the first to report to you!"
I sent away the grateful Minister Native who even helped Lin Xiao mop the corridor at the door.
Lin Xiao closed the door, sat back on the sofa, and looked at the energy band data about Yapool.
"I thought you would learn to behave after being shot Photon Ice Blade, but I didn't expect that not only did you not run away, but you actually wanted to engage in espionage and alliance on my territory?"
Lin Xiao sneered.
Since there are such precise energy band characteristics, as long as Yapool dares to show his face again, even if he is hiding in the deepest part of another dimension, Light of Gaia can instantly pull him out and beat him to pieces.