In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 214

The Wise Lord

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A Natsuhi afternoon a few days later.

Inside Chiba Prefecture senior apartment.

Lin Xiao is lying comfortably on the leather sofa in the air-conditioned room, holding an iron spoon in his hand and enjoying half a large iced watermelon.

On the coffee table in front of him was a "video call" sent by Minister Native!

The scene in the video shows the independent office of Minister Native.

I saw several thick environmental bill documents cleverly piled on the minister's desk, and the phone's camera was hidden in the gaps in the documents, facing the center of the office!

"Buzz--"

As the dark red space crack was torn open, Yapool walked out of the different dimension with his hands behind his back and an arrogant and confident villain's steps.

"Jiejiejiejie... my loyal ally, how have you done with the preparations these days?" Yapool let out a classic sinister laugh.

The "minister" immediately stood up and rushed forward:

"Jie... Jie Jie Jie! Master Yapool! Everything is under your control! I wonder what your next grand plan is?"

Yapool snorted in appreciation, walked to the tactical whiteboard in the center of the office, and proudly began to "lesson" to Minister Native:

"Listen up, bug. If you want to deal with Light Giant, relying on force alone is stupid! I have fought against Ultraman named Ace countless times. I know the weaknesses of these warriors of light too well!"

"Their weakness is their ridiculous humanity and morality!"

Yapool pointed at the whiteboard and arrogantly threw out his "comprehensive plan":

"I have collected a large number of Monster souls in the universe and am doing my best to create an unprecedented [Ultimate Super Beast]!"

"When Light Giant is dragged down by my Super Beast and beaten to exhaustion..."

Yapool turned around suddenly and pointed at Minister Native sinisterly:

"At that time, it's time for local forces like you to play your role!"

"You want to use human media, newspapers, and the Internet! Create public opinion in the real world! Just say that it is because of the existence of Light Giant that you attracted Monster!"

"You are going to carry out a vicious moral kidnapping of Light Giant! Let humans isolate him and despise him! As long as there is a flaw in his mind, the power of light will weaken. At that time, it is the best time for us to kill him completely!!!"

Listen to Yapool's unreserved teaching.

Minister Native laughed crazily in his heart, "You are such a stupid pig! Do you know that these bad ideas you are coming up with now are being watched live in 4K high definition by the real person you are plotting against!!!"

But on the surface, the minister forced out a flattering smile:

"High... it's really high! Lord Yapool! Your method of playing with people's hearts is simply beyond our reach! Studying with you, Lord, I will never finish learning in a lifetime!!!"

"Jie Jie Jie, study hard. As long as you follow me, this universe will be ours sooner or later!" Yapool patted the minister's shoulder with excitement, and then disappeared into another dimension gracefully.

And in Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

Watching this "one-way fully transparent" spy war drama, the group members were completely laughing like crazy!

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hahahahahaha!!! I can't do it anymore! My stomach hurts from laughing!!!" You can never finish learning by being around an adult in a lifetime! The acting skills of this insect minister are simply amazing. I suggest awarding the Oscar gold medal directly!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Have you seen that Yapool's confident expression of "strategizing" just now?! Does he really think he is Zhuge Liang who has no plans left? Hahaha! He even explained clearly what Monster he built and where he threw Monster. We almost saw all his underwear!!!"

[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]: "He is really an extremely "frank" villain. He shared his plans and weaknesses with the undercover without reservation. This kind of selfless dedication is really touching."

[Substitute Shinigami]: "Hey, we are very busy here at One Piece World, helping to establish a new order and cleaning up the remaining members of the Four Emperors. In the real world, you actually blow on the air conditioner and eat watermelon while watching aliens in sitcoms?!"

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Kurosaki, please pay attention to your wording. How can this be called a sitcom?"

Aizen Sosuke, who was sitting in the Peacekeeping Bureau Supreme Archon's office, gracefully reviewed the thick "Grand Line Code Revision Draft" while making a shady comment in the group:

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "This is the precious "Behavioral Research Video on the Lower Limit of Villain Biological IQ". Moral kidnapping? Public opinion manipulation? This crude method that has been eliminated hundreds of years ago, he actually teaches it like a treasure?"

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "However, he exposed all his trump cards without knowing it. This funny feeling of arrogance and ignorance intertwined is indeed a wonderful comedy."

Seeing the villain bosses teasing them so easily, the more decent members of the group couldn't help but show a hint of worry.

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "But... Mr. Lin Xiao, is it really okay to just let him create that "Ultimate Super Beast" in secret?"

[The New Hero Whose Dreams Were Shattered]: "Yes, group leader! This kind of enemy who likes to hide in the dark and plot is the most dangerous. Don't we need to go to that different dimension in advance to deal with him?"

Lin Xiao, who was sitting on the sofa eating watermelon, looked at the messages in the group and smiled indifferently.

[He Is Simply God]: "This guy is a very thief. As soon as he feels the breath of light, he will immediately tear open a crack and run away. Playing hide-and-seek with him in another dimension is a waste of time."

[He Is Simply God]: "But it's not a big problem. Since he insists on making a big one, let him build it slowly. After he builds it, let him tell "Gaia Supreme form" by himself."

As soon as these words came out, the old two-dimensional people in the group understood instantly and immediately jumped out to praise him crazily.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Yes, yes! Everyone, put your heart back in your stomach! You must believe in Gaia Supreme's 100% winning rate, hahaha!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "In the unspoken rules of the tokusatsu world, as long as Gaia cuts Supreme Form, it is equivalent to directly giving Monster a death sentence! That is the ultimate macho form that has never been defeated in a duel!"

After appeasing the worries of the group members, Lin Xiao dug out a large piece of iced watermelon and stuffed it into his mouth, with a gleam like an old man in his eyes.

Just playing in the form of Gaia Supreme, I feel that for Yapool, who "spent a lot of effort to create Ultimate Super Beast", the ranking is still a bit poor.

We must give him an unforgettable ultimate despair.

[He Is Simply God]: "@Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light. Daigo, are you busy with Far East Headquarters's patrol duties these days?"

Daigo, who was maintaining Spark Lens in the TPC base, saw the group leader Aite himself and immediately replied energetically:

[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]: "Report to the senior group leader! The earth has been peaceful these two days, and Monster has not appeared. I can apply for leave at any time!"

[He Is Simply God]: "Very good. Wait for Native to send a signal in a few days, and you can come directly to my world."

[He Is Simply God]: "Don't Yapool think Light Giant is easy to bully? When the time comes, let's go together and ambush him directly at his Super Beast refresh point, give him a "Double Ultraman Justice Mixed Doubles", and do our best to show the friendship of the landlord."

Seeing that he could go to the world of his seniors to fight side by side, Daigo's extremely clear eyes instantly ignited pure fighting spirit!

[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]: "Understood! Senior, please rest assured, I have already conducted tactical deductions to deal with this painless Super Beast! As soon as it appears, I will immediately cut into Power Type, rush forward to lock its joints, and then snap off all its limbs and missile launchers! I will never give it a chance to destroy the city!"

Looking at Daigo's serious reply, there is a creepy "dismemberment maniac" vibe between the lines.

The chat group fell into brief silence again.

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "... Well, brother Daigo. You obviously have a good face, but why do the tactics you say sound more cruel than those of the villain..." (Naruto made a weak complaint)

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Pfft... Is this the gentleness of Light Giant? It's okay to just break it off."

Lin Xiao looked at Daigo's neat "demolition plan" and closed the chat group interface with satisfaction.

Then, he took out his mobile phone and opened the chat box of Minister Native.

"Change of plans."

Lin Xiao typed quickly on the keyboard. "Next time Yapool comes to see you, tell him that you have successfully used trolls to spread the rumor that "Gaia is a demon that brings disaster" on the Internet, and you can even forge a few fake news photos of humans protesting against Light Giant and send them to him."

"Let him feel that the time is completely ripe. As long as he dares to put that "Ultimate Super Beast" into Chiba Prefecture..."

Lin Xiao sneered:

"Send me the location immediately. I want to meet this big Monster with my friends in person."

On the other end of the mobile phone screen, Minister Native, who was waiting nervously in the office, was so frightened that he trembled on the spot when he saw this instruction from God, and then excitedly typed a reply on the screen:

"Received! Lord God! I promise to fool that red-skinned idiot into confusion! Let him deliver Monster to your fist with confidence!!!"

Looking out the window at the still bright Natsuhi sunshine.

Lin Xiao stretched out comfortably.

The trap has been set and the actors are in place. Now, it's just waiting for the veteran conspirator from another dimension who thinks he is smart to happily plunge into this Shura field with no way out with his hard work.

A few days later.

Inside the secret underground defense lines of Tokyo and Special Disaster Event Processing Department.

Native Minister skillfully closed the blinds. After confirming that no one was around, he took a deep breath and adjusted the expression on his face so that his facial features showed an "excited and sinister" villain-specific smile.

"Buzz--"

A dark red crack in another dimension lit up on time in the center of the office, and Yapool's face covered with spikes poked out.

"My loyal ally." Yapool let out a weird smile, "How are things going on over there?"

"Yapool-sama! It went so smoothly!!!"

Native Minister rushed to the crack, took out a tablet computer in an extremely stupid way, and clicked on a series of "fake news" that he hired trolls to frantically brush up the rankings on the Internet overnight!

"Look! Thanks to our behind-the-scenes operation, there are now voices on the entire Japan network that are boycotting Light Giant!"

On the screen, several eye-catching bold headlines flashed:

[Shocked! Nature Executor is the culprit causing Monster?!]

[Citizens jointly protest: We don't need violence that will only destroy the earth Ultraman!]

[Light Giant get out of the earth! Give us peace Chiba Prefecture!]

The minister even thoughtfully posted a video of dozens of "angry citizens" holding signs and shouting crazily on a deserted street in Chiba Prefecture: "Gaia Get out! We don't need you!"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie!!! Good! Great job!!!"

Looking at these "irrefutable" scenes of human betrayal, Yapool in the different dimension was so excited that he trembled all over and raised his head to the sky the Batman Who Laughs:

"Did you see it! This is human beings! These are stupid creatures that even if the Warriors of Light risk their lives to protect them, they will bite back because of a little panic!"

Yapool stared at the screen, with extreme cruelty and fanaticism in his eyes:

"That Ultraman named Gaia must have seen these news now! His heart of protecting mankind must be full of confusion, pain and despair at this moment!"

"Without the bonds of humanity, the light in him will fall to the bottom! He is now an empty shell that will break at the touch of a touch!"

Yapool patted Minister Native on the shoulder:

"My greatest masterpiece has been completed! Well done, bug. When I rule this planet, I will grant you the status of supreme commander!"

"Your Majesty, you are wise! I am here in the real world, and I welcome you here!" Minister Native bowed deeply as he entered the scene.

"Click." The crack closed.

The second Yapool disappeared, Minister Native's waist instantly straightened up. He took out a wet wipe and wiped the screen in disgust, and then immediately dialed Lin Xiao's number.

"Hey, Lord God? The fish is hooked! That red-skinned idiot has read the fake news and is now full of self-confidence. He has taken his strongest Super Beast and is ready to go to the beach of Chiba Prefecture to find you and "kill you while you are sick"!"

At the same time.

On the Chiba Prefecture seaside, the annual grand Natsuhi temple fair is becoming very lively as night falls.

The beach was lined with red lanterns, and the aroma of octopus balls and apple candies filled the evening breeze.

"Bah."

Lin Xiao was wearing a casual black yukata, holding a skewer of grilled squid in his hand, and took a comfortable bite.

"Minister! Come and see! I caught a super big goldfish!"

Not far away, Eriri, wearing a goose-yellow printed bathrobe, was excitedly holding a small net bag. Next to her, Yukino Yukinoshita, wearing an elegant dark blue bathrobe, was elegantly fishing up a small red goldfish with a paper net, his movements as gentle as a painting.

Ai Haibara was wearing a small red yukata and was helplessly pulled by Miko Yotsuya, winning various plush toys in front of the shooting booth.

"Lin Xiao-senpai! This thing called takoyaki tastes really delicious!"

Next to Lin Xiao, Daigo, who was wearing a men's yukata, was holding a box of octopus balls honestly and eating them with gusto.

In order to deal with Super Beast from Yapool, Daigo had already arrived in the real world through cross-border teleportation half an hour ago, and was directly dragged to Natsuhi by Lin Xiao to join in the fun.

"Eat slowly, Daigo, we have enough here."

Lin Xiao smiled, and then glanced at the message sent by Minister Native on his phone.

"Oh? That old cunt is finally going to take action?" Lin Xiao raised his eyebrows.

"Is Yapool coming?" Daigo immediately put down the takoyaki in his hand, and his clear eyes instantly became extremely serious.

"Don't be nervous, let him pose first."

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