Watching these four brothers who were completely frightened by the "Kaneki ex-girlfriend incident" and suffered severe PTSD.
Lin Xiao struggled to hold back his laughter and patted Miyuki Shirogane on the shoulder. "Okay, since everyone is so worried, let's go over together to see what this "new girlfriend" is like."
Everyone quietly approached the floor-to-ceiling windows of the coffee shop, and under the cover of the green belt, looked towards the booth where Ken Kaneki was located.
At this time, the atmosphere in the coffee shop was extremely strange.
Sitting opposite Ken Kaneki is a young woman with long black hair and a very charming tear mole at the corner of her eye.
She just sat there with her chin in one hand and smiled, but it was like a black hole exuding deadly pheromones.
In the entire coffee shop, almost all the male eyes were looking at the woman vaguely! Even the waiter carrying the tray was stunned and almost spilled all the hot coffee on the guests.
Not just passers-by.
Even the surveillance team outside the window who had just vowed to "protect the brothers" suddenly became eerily quiet the moment they saw the woman's face clearly.
"This..."
Honest man Kousei Arima blushed suddenly, covered his chest in a panic, and sweated on his forehead. "It's so weird... Why does my heart beat faster when I look at her?"
Miyuki Shirogane on the side pushed his gold-rimmed glasses desperately, trying to suppress his instinct with reason, but to no avail. "My, my brain is obviously resisting... but my eyes are unconsciously attracted to her..."
Hachiman Hikigaya's dead fish eyes are even bigger:
"Wait a minute... did you feel this way when Komachi pointed it out to me from a distance? No! No! I already have the little angel Saika as my girlfriend! How can my heart be shaken by other women! Is there really going to be a bug in my youth love story?!"
Looking at these three boys, they were instantly fascinated.
The four girls next to him collectively fell into silence, and Yukino's cold eyes revealed the ultimate disgust, as if they were looking at trash.
"What are you guys doing!"
Komachi was so angry that he stamped his feet and pointed at Lin Xiao next to him angrily. "Can't you just imitate brother Lin Xiao?! Look at how calm he is!"
Eriri crossed his arms, flipped his azure twin tails proudly, and snorted coldly, "Hmph. So these ordinary adolescent boys are full of trash in their heads, and they can't walk when they see beautiful women."
Yukino also sighed slightly and looked at Lin Xiao.
Indeed, among all the men present, only Lin Xiao still had his hands in his pockets, and his eyes were as clear as a pool of stagnant water. Not to mention obsessed, the way he looked at the woman even revealed a deep sense of speechlessness and disgust.
Faced with this level of "charm", the dignified Nature's Will Executor couldn't even afford a little mental fluctuation.
Just then.
Miko Yotsuya, who had been hiding behind Lin Xiao, suddenly tugged at the corner of Lin Xiao's clothes covertly.
Miko's face became extremely pale at this moment. Her Yin-Yang Eyes eyes were fixed on the long, straight black woman with a charming smile in the floor-to-ceiling window, and there was a deep tremor in her voice:
"Lin Xiao-sama... she, she doesn't seem to be human..."
"Not a human?!"
Hearing these words, the boys whose hearts beat faster just now because of the "charm" suddenly felt a chill from the soles of their feet to the sky.
Houtarou Oreki, who had been hiding behind and regarded "energy conservationism" as his life creed, covered his face in pain and let out the most desperate sigh today:
"I knew... the incident involving classmate Kaneki would definitely consume calories seriously... Is it too late for us to call the police now?"
"It's useless to call the police. If the police come, they will most likely become her fanatical suitors and eventually kill each other."
Lin Xiao looked at the long, straight black woman with an extremely seductive smile in the floor-to-ceiling window, and dropped a bombshell in a calm tone:
"Her name is Tomie Kawakami."
Lin Xiao turned his head, looked at the group of confused high school students behind him, and patiently began to popularize science:
"To put it simply, she is a "monster" with unlimited proliferation and absolute charm. Any man who falls in love with her will eventually fall into extremely extreme madness and uncontrollably want to tear her into pieces."
"And the most terrifying thing is that even if she only has a drop of blood, a piece of flesh, or even a hair left, she can grow back into a complete and identical new Tomie in a short period of time."
"..."
"..."
After listening to this piece of popular science about "Tomie Setting" which is extremely anti-human and anti-scientific.
The alley outside the coffee shop fell into a deathly silence for an instant.
"Ugh--!"
Miyuki Shirogane, Hachiman Hikigaya and Kousei Arima, who were fascinated by Tomie just now, imagined the Cthulhu scene of "being driven crazy by the charm and then cutting people into pieces, and the minced meat grew into a bunch of women", their stomachs were churning, and they started retching while holding on to the telephone pole.
"It's so, so disgusting!!!" Eriri was so frightened that his face turned pale and he hugged Yukino's arm tightly.
A deep chill flashed through Ai Haibara's ice-blue eyes. "It violates the conservation of energy and Hayflick Limit's infinite cell proliferation... This is no longer something that can be explained by biology. This is simply a walking malignant tumor."
Just when everyone in the real world was disgusted by the setting of Tomie and began to doubt their lives.
Lin Xiao was already in my mind, so I took a distant photo of Tomie and sent it to [Myriad Worlds Chat Group].
[He Is Simply God]: "@All members. Everyone, let me show you a rare fun. Guess what ultimate monster my unlucky little brother found during this blind date?"
The veterans in the group responded instantly.
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Wow!!! Long straight black face, tear mole! Such an iconic look! Plus the group leader's big complaints... Isn't this Tomie from the horror comics?!!"
Kaguya, as the first two-dimensional encyclopedia of the entire group, instantly excitedly started the science popularization mode:
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Brothers! This is the ultimate female seductress! Her abilities are absolute charm and infinite blood rebirth! As long as one cell is alive, it can regrow, and it can also seduce men to kill each other! It can be said to be a walking super green tea + Cthulhu splinter monster!"
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Infinite cell proliferation? Extremely dangerous biological invasion property."
Bruce·Wayne, who was sitting in Batcave, made a tactical assessment in almost one second:
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "If left alone, her cells may spread through water, blood or even air, causing the entire earth's ecosystem to be "Tomie ized." The highest level of containment measures must be taken - it is recommended to use a high-temperature incinerator of more than 3,000 degrees, or dissolve it with strong acid to ensure that not even a single molecule is left behind."
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Oh, Sir Bruce, destroying it directly would be such a waste of natural resources."
In Soul Society, Aizen pushed up his black-rimmed glasses, his eyes flashing with an extremely fanatical desire for scientific exploration:
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "The infinite regeneration ability that ignores Reishi and the laws of matter... This is simply the perfect ultimate biological weapon material. If her cytokines can be extracted, we may be able to create a true undead army. Your Excellency, group leader, can you please capture her alive and send me an arm or a tube of blood?"
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Mr. Aizen! Please don't send such dangerous monster cells around! What if it spreads in your world?!"
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "Charming spirit? Infinite regeneration? It doesn't matter."
Homura Akemi wiped the RPG rocket launcher in his hand extremely coldly:
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "Just stop time, and then fill a closed steel container with C4 high-explosive anti-tank mines and white phosphorus bombs. Under the instant evaporation of tens of thousands of degrees of high temperature, even single-celled organisms cannot survive. Group leader, do you need me to support you by airdropping ammunition?"
[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]: "Senior Lin Xiao! Common physical dismantling of this monster may cause her to split. It is recommended to use Ultraman's light skill directly! The high temperature and purification power of light can completely eliminate her directly from the molecular level!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "I remember it! Tomie The setting of this thing is extremely outrageous! Not only can she grow after being cut into pieces, she can also grow when put into a blender or a meat grinder! Even in the original comics, she seems to be able to withstand the extremely terrifying "gamma rays" and super nuclear radiation!!!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Ordinary high temperatures of tens of thousands of degrees may not be of any use to her! Even if this thing is thrown directly on the surface of Sun, can it really completely eliminate her?! It won't spread all over the universe, right?"
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Can it ignore the radiation damage of gamma rays, and can even reorganize cells in extremely harsh space environments?!"
In Batcave, Bruce·Wayne took a breath:
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "This has gone beyond the scope of conventional carbon-based organisms. If physical and high-temperature destruction cannot guarantee 100% erasure, I suggest starting the space exile plan immediately and throwing her and the air around her into a dimension of absolute nothingness like Phantom Zone!"
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Anti-gamma rays? Even the high temperature on the surface of Sun can't kill it?"
Aizen Sosuke's hand holding the tea cup trembled violently, but this was not because of fear, but because of feverish excitement!
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "It's so perfect... This is simply the ultimate miracle left by the Creator in the world! Your Excellency, group leader! Please do! You must leave me even one cell! Even just one hair!!!"
Looking at the style of painting in the group that was instantly biased by "Tomie's resistance", and the speech of Aizen's mad scientist who could no longer suppress his emotions.
Lin Xiao rolled his eyes speechlessly in the corner outside the coffee shop.
[He Is Simply God]: "Kaguya Stop creating anxiety here. In front of the light of idealism, let alone the rebirth of cells, even her soul and concepts can evaporate into pure air freshener!"
[He Is Simply God]: "Aizen, don't even think about it. This kind of malignant tumor that can multiply indefinitely on the earth, I must completely wipe it out from this world today. If you want to conduct experiments that will not kill you, go to Hueco Mundo and catch Daxu yourself."
After decisively rejecting Aizen's "dangerous request", Lin Xiao closed the chat group interface.
He turned his head and looked at the four "suffering brothers" behind him who were retching just now, but now their faces turned pale with fear from Tomie's horrific settings.
"Okay, stop vomiting."
Lin Xiao kicked Hachiman Hikigaya extremely angrily. "Now that we are here, we can't just watch that honest man Kaneki being eaten alive by this monster."
"Let's go, everyone."
Lin Xiao put his hands in his pockets, carrying Yukino, Eriri, Miko and four male high school students. A glimmer of kindness flashed in his dark eyes:
"Let's go in together to have a cup of afternoon tea, and by the way... go and meet Kaneki's "new girlfriend"!"
"Dingling~"
Accompanied by the clear ringing of the wind chimes at the door of the coffee shop, Lin Xiao led the mighty "home visit team" and walked directly to the booth where Ken Kaneki was sitting with a pace that was a bit like a gangster smashing the place.
"Wow!"
Lin Xiao pulled out a chair extremely rudely and sat down next to Ken Kaneki and Tomie.
Yukino, Eriri, Miko, and the four sweaty male high school students immediately and tacitly surrounded the booth, like an airtight human wall.
"Hey? Lin, senior Lin Xiao?! And Hikigaya, Shirogane... why are you all here?!"
Ken Kaneki, who was awkwardly holding a coffee cup, was startled when he saw this group of acquaintances suddenly falling from the sky, and then looked at Tomie opposite.
"Should I encounter it again..."
Tomie Kawakami, who was sitting opposite, was also slightly stunned by this formation.
"Oh...Kaneki-kun, are these all your friends?"
Tomie held her chin with the back of her hand extremely elegantly, and a pitiful and extremely seductive blush appeared on her beautiful face.
She flipped the long black hair around her ears, and the charming tear mole in the corner of her eyes looked extremely attractive in the sun. Her eyes that seemed to be dripping with water swept across the surrounding Miyuki Shirogane, Hachiman Hikigaya, and Houtarou Oreki.
"It's very rude of you to interrupt other people's appointments suddenly like this~"
Tomie's voice contained a coquettish annoyance that seemed to penetrate directly into the seams of a man's bones.
According to her past experience, as long as she shows such an expression, the male creatures present will definitely instantly become extremely crazy licking dogs under her skirt.
However...
Five seconds passed.
The imagined scene of men going crazy and killing each other for her did not appear.
On the contrary, Miyuki Shirogane looked away in extreme pain, muttering crazily in his mouth the "Anti-Hypnosis Psychological Suggestions" from the book,
Hachiman Hikigaya turned on the ultimate "dead fish eye mode" and brainwashed himself crazily. "Although this woman is good-looking, she is far worse than Saika Totsuka! Saika is the best!"
And Houtarou Oreki simply closed his eyes in an extremely energy-saving way, with a look like "I didn't see anything, don't waste my calories."
"?"
Tomie's flawless face showed a rare hint of stiffness.
What's going on with these high school students?! Why don't you come and lick me?!