The light flashed, Lin Xiao released the transformation, clapped his hands, feeling refreshed.
"It's done. Now there's not even a scum left, let's see how you come back to life."
He turned his head and looked at the "dead sculpture group" composed of four male high school students in the corner.
"Lin...Lin Xiao classmate..." Miyuki Shirogane adjusted his glasses with difficulty and swallowed, "You, you just..."
"Shh." Lin Xiao made a silent gesture, walked over and patted Ken Kaneki on the shoulder, comforting him with sincere words:
"Look at it, brother Kaneki. At least this time I'm not being served to the table."
Ken Kaneki slowly turned his head, looked at Lin Xiao's face full of harmless smiles, his eyes were red, and he made a sad and angry accusation with a cry:
"Senior Lin Xiao... why? Why do I always meet monsters when I go on a blind date? Last time it was the cannibal Ghoul, this time it's the transforming Infinite-Splitting Banshee! Does this world dislike me?!"
Listening to Kaneki's heart-rending questioning, Hachiman Hikigaya also wiped cold sweat with lingering fear. "Kaneki, I think it is safer for you to bring a cross or black dog blood for a test before you find a girlfriend in the future."
And on the other side.
Ai Haibara, who witnessed the entire process of "unilateral sterilization and disinfection", silently pushed up the children's sunglasses on his face.
"Can abnormal cells that violate the laws of nature ultimately be no match for the true laws of nature..."
Ai murmured in a low voice, then looked at Ken Kaneki, his venomous nature struck again:
"However, having a physique that is 100% attractive to non-human monsters, classmate Kaneki, from a biological statistical point of view, you can be regarded as an out-and-out miracle."
Yukino shook his head helplessly and looked at Lin Xiao: "What are you going to do with the memories of these four people? Are you going to let them go back to school with the secret of "You are Ultraman"?"
"It's okay, they're all from the same school. I trust their ability to keep things confidential."
Lin Xiao smiled, looked at the four boys who were still in the stage of reshaping their outlook on life, and issued a deterrent "disclaimer":
"After all, if they dare to talk nonsense, I don't mind asking them to experience what a 42,000-ton full-body massage is."
Shirogane, Hikigaya and others shook their heads wildly in an instant, shaking their heads like a rattle, indicating that they would keep this secret in their stomachs even if they died!
Lin Xiao looked at the four boys who shook their heads like rattles and swore secrecy, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Okay, Kaneki brother's bad luck has been dealt with, we should also..."
Lin Xiao hasn't finished speaking yet.
"Lin Xiao-senpai!!!"
A petite and energetic figure suddenly jumped out from behind Yukino and Eriri. Like a small cannonball, it rushed directly to Lin Xiao without hesitation and hugged Lin Xiao's arm!
It was Komachi Hikigaya who was hiding behind and "watching" the whole process!
"So handsome! Lin Xiao-senpai looked so handsome when he just transformed!"
Komachi raised his head, his big and smart eyes were full of Gilgamesh's shining little stars, and his tone was so excited that it even contained the unique admiration and coquettishness of a little girl:
"As expected of the person that I, Komachi, have taken a liking to! Not only did he see through the true face of that bad woman at a glance, but he also saved brother Kaneki so cleanly! Senior Lin Xiao, the "Komachi Score" you have in Komachi's heart has now directly exceeded 10,000 points!!!"
Komachi cheered and shook Lin Xiao's arm. The feeling of intimacy and dependence from the heart was beyond words.
"Ahem, it's a trivial matter." Lin Xiao was a little embarrassed by the sudden admiration from the girl. He smiled and stretched out his hand to rub Komachi's hair.
However.
Just when this seemingly extremely warm "brother and sister" interaction was taking place.
Hachiman Hikigaya, who was standing a few steps away, had his iconic pair of dead fish eyes that had been enlarged for two full circles at this moment, and his eyeballs were so wide that they almost fell to the ground!
"Little...Komachi?!"
Hachiman's brain is currently engaged in a crazy and fierce battle:
[Warning! Warning! My most lovely sister in the world actually hugged the arm of another man?! Unforgivable! Absolutely unforgivable! This kind of frivolous bastard, I must punish him with the curse of loneliness!]
[Wait! Be sensible Hikigaya! The black-haired young man in front of you who looks harmless to humans and animals is not a cashier at all! He is a 40,000-ton Light Giant!!!]
[What do you want to do?! Do you want to snatch your sister from God?! Do you believe that he can Physical Exorcism you and the whole Chiba Prefecture with just a little move of his fingers!!!]
Reason was frantically calling the police, but seeing Komachi still rubbing happily in Lin Xiao's arms, Hachiman Hikigaya gritted his teeth suddenly.
The dignity of being an older brother finally defeated the fear of Light Giant!
"That, that..."
Hachiman Hikigaya took stiff steps and moved over with hands and feet. With a cold sweat on his head, he stretched out his hand and carefully pinched the corner of Komachi's clothes, trying to pull his sister back:
"Komachi... Although Lin Xiao...Lin Xiao-senpai saved Kaneki, men and women are not close to each other, and senior Lin Xiao must be very tired after the fight just now. You hang on him like this... No, it's not polite, come here..."
"Oh, brother, you are so verbose! Senior Lin Xiao won't mind!" Komachi not only didn't let go, but gave his brother a blank look.
Hachiman Hikigaya's heart was broken into eight petals on the spot, and she looked at Lin Xiao in despair.
Lin Xiao looked at the "great teacher" who was eager but frightened to the point where her legs were shaking, and a playful smirk appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"Hikigaya, don't be so outspoken."
Lin Xiao put it next to Hikigaya's ear and said quietly in a voice that only the two of them could hear:
"It's such a pity that such a cute sister like Komachi is placed next to you, a dead fisheye who only knows how to preach "youth is a lie" all day long. Otherwise, from now on, I will recognize her as my sister, and I [All-Heavens Rescue Club] will take care of her. What do you think?"
Hearing these words, Hachiman Hikigaya trembled all over, as if he heard the devil's whisper.
"No!!!"
Seeing the tragic situation of Hachiman Hikigaya, Miyuki Shirogane, Houtarou Oreki and Ken Kaneki, who were standing behind, lowered their heads in sympathy and silently wiped a handful of bitter tears for this good brother from the bottom of their hearts.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore."
Lin Xiao let go of his hand, mercifully let go of this miserable girl, and turned to look at Ken Kaneki:
"Kaneki Brother, go back and take a bath with grapefruit leaves to get rid of bad luck. Remember to keep your eyes open during blind dates in the future, and do not approach any other woman."
Ken Kaneki bowed repeatedly without tears. "Thank you, senior Lin Xiao! I swear I will never go on a blind date again before I graduate from college!!!"
As the four boys said goodbye with great gratitude and relief, the "alien crusade" triggered by the blind date finally came to an end.