In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 309

An ordinary farm girl

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Seeing Kara stupidly agree, a hint of success flashed in Haruno's eyes, and Sayuri Sawamura next to him excitedly gave Haruno a thumbs up secretly.

Activity room.

The utility knife in Yukino's hand made a "snap" sound, and the blade was neatly broken into two pieces;

Eriri collapsed on the chair as if he was exhausted, his eyes lost their brightness, as if he had already seen the tragic future where he would be ruthlessly crushed by this American beauty on the weekend cruise.

And Lin Xiao silently raised his hands to cover his face, the alarm in his heart had sounded the highest level tsunami warning.

What kind of vacation cruise is this?

This is clearly the ultimate Shura Field Hongmen Banquet filled with high explosives!!

After the initial shock and chaos, several people finally managed to suppress their emotions in front of Round Table and introduced themselves to each other.

"I am Yukino Yukinoshita." Yukino elegantly picked up the already cold black tea. Although his tone was calm, there was a cold air in his eyes.

"Ze, Sawamura·Spencer·Eriri! This guy's nominal childhood sweetheart and club art consultant!" Eriri folded his arms and turned away angrily, his little tiger teeth grinding loudly.

"Alas, I am the mother of Eriri, Sayuri Sawamura. Beautiful Miss Kara, can you share your body data?

Auntie's new issue next month just needs a character reference for an American superheroine." Sayuri smiled from ear to ear, and never put down the Single-Lens Camera in her hand.

Ai Haibara in the corner just adjusted his goggles indifferently, said "Ai Haibara" and then lowered his head to record data frantically.

Miko Yotsuya was like a pendant, huddled behind Lin Xiao, humming softly "Miko Yotsuya... please give me some advice."

It's Kara's turn.

Krypton The girl generously distributed the chopped chunks of Apple Pie in front of everyone, wiped her hands, and smiled full of energy:

"Hello! My name is Kara·Zor-El... Oh no, Kara·Danvers! Just call me Kara!"

Speaking of this, Kara suddenly remembered what happened in Gotham City's dark Batcave before departure.

Bruce·Wayne, who was wearing a dark bat suit and had a gloomy face all day long, originally planned to give her a three-hour lecture on the "Otherworld Dimensional Lurking and Ordinary Civilian Identity Disguise Regulations" in an extremely serious manner.

She was sternly warned to "never reveal anything unique in front of ordinary people in other worlds."

As a result, Batman had just spoken for less than five minutes. Looking at Kara's careless and silly look, with her left ear going in and the right ear going out, Bruce pressed her eyebrows in pain and let out a long sigh:

"... Forget it. Anyway, the person responsible for the aftermath of the headache is Lin Xiao."

Although Batman gave up treatment halfway through his words, the simple and kind-hearted Kara still firmly remembered the principles of "try not to expose differences" and "don't cause trouble to the savior Lin Xiao".

So, facing the inquiring and scrutinizing eyes of everyone in the room.

The Krypton super beautiful girl who just made the whole school's windows buzz with her supersonic speed blinked her extremely pure and innocent big blue eyes and added humbly:

"Actually... in my hometown, everyone is very ordinary!"

"I... I'm just an ordinary girl from a farm in the countryside. My family usually does farm work."

"..."

"..."

Even Miko Yotsuya couldn't help but poke his little head out from behind Lin Xiao, looking at this "farm girl" with a look of shock like looking at an alien giant panda.

Lin Xiao, who was talking about running a train, silently raised his hand and pressed his temples, and the corners of his mouth twitched to the point of cramping.

Even the wild dogs on the roadside can't be fooled by this disguise!

Before everyone could recover from the outrageous critical attack of the "ordinary farm girl from the countryside".

"Click--"

Wooden Door, which was originally hidden in the activity room, was gently and skillfully pushed open by a slender hand wearing a white lace glove.

"Excuse me~"

A voice that was full of energy, sweet, and somewhat deliberately well-behaved sounded at the door.

Ai Hayasaka walked briskly and slipped in through the crack of the door like an agile kitten.

On the surface, she maintained the impeccable manners of the Shinomiya Family's exclusive attendant, and even closed the door with a professional social smile on her face:

"I heard that there was a little commotion here at Club Activity Room. The eldest lady was a little worried and sent me here to have a look."

Within 0.01 seconds of stepping into the activity room and seeing clearly the terrifying lineup of Shura field that was destroying the world and destroying the earth.

Ai Hayasaka The lazy guy in her mind who "touches the air conditioner while hugging the lap of gods" was kicked away by her on the spot!

Extreme danger alarms blasted crazily in her nerve endings!

As a top multi-faceted spy secretly trained by Shinomiya Group since childhood, Ai Hayasaka's agent survival instinct instantly took over his body.

He immediately suppressed his originally sloppy fishing mentality into his heart at the speed of light, and the professional fake smile on his face adjusted to an impeccable 100% standard in an instant.

"I'm really sorry for disturbing everyone's party."

Ai Hayasaka elegantly folded his hands in front of his abdomen, bowed slightly, and first cast his gaze on Yukino Yukinoshita, who was as cold as frost on the main seat:

"Miss Yukinoshita, even in a slightly chaotic atmosphere, your clear and refined temperament like Snow Lotus is still heart-wrenching. You are indeed Sobu High School's most admired flower of the high mountains."

Yukino, who was still exuding Siberia cold current, was slightly startled, coughed slightly unnaturally, and the frost on his face quietly melted half a minute.

Immediately afterwards, Ai Hayasaka's eyes naturally turned to Eriri who was furious at the side:

"Ms. Sawamura is also full of energy today. Full of vitality and pure beauty, she is indeed the most dazzling bright color in this activity room, making people feel comfortable when they see her."

"Huh... huh! Guess, you have some sense!"

Eriri's little tiger fangs that were sticking out instantly retracted, her delicate little face blushed slightly, and she fiddled with her golden twintails awkwardly.

The furious Bai Quan's anger was suddenly quelled by this precise rainbow fart.

Finally, Ai Hayasaka walked up to Kara with impeccable ladylike steps and looked at the Apple Pie in her hand seriously.

"Beautiful lady."

"The pure and rich aroma of Cinnamon, the perfectly baked Butter thousand-layer skin... This foreign lady, your baking skills are comparable to the top dessert master of Michelin Samsung!"

"Really?!"

The innocent cousin Metropolis Krypton was immediately elated by the praise. Her big blue eyes turned into crescent moons when she smiled. She even enthusiastically wanted to stuff the entire pie plate in her hand to Hayasaka: "Eat more if you like it! I baked a huge plate!"

A set of "all-round top-notch fake smile and water-handling combo" was executed smoothly and without leakage. The originally tense and scary atmosphere that could topple the entire School Building building at any time was miraculously pressed by this hard-core maid!

Miko Yotsuya, who was huddled behind Lin Xiao, looked at Ai Hayasaka with admiration.

So powerful! Is this the social Terrorists strength of a wealthy maid?!

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