In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 324

Tendou Souji: How Is He Still Fine?

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Yukino walked in with elegant and aggressive steps, and stopped directly opposite Kaguya Shinomiya. His aura was fully activated, and the room temperature instantly dropped by thirty degrees:

"Miss Shinomiya, Sobu High School's school rules clearly stipulate that the establishment of clubs must be based on the independent will of the members and the school's review.

Trying to kidnap the backbone of the society with vulgar money that smells like copper... Is this the dirty trick that Shinomiya Group is proud of?"

Kaguya raised the corners of his eyes slightly, sparks flying in his crimson eyes:

"What's wrong? In the face of absolute strength and sincerity, the so-called school rules are just a fig leaf for the weak to restrain themselves.

If Ms. Yukinoshita cannot come up with conditions that can rival Shinomiya Family, she might as well leave this activity room as soon as possible."

"Oh, conditions?" Yukino sneered, not giving in, "First come, first served rule, hasn't Shinomiya Family's eldest lady never learned it in the etiquette class of wealthy families?"

The eyes of the two eldest ladies were fiercely engaged in mid-air, and the burnt smell of high-voltage arc short circuit could almost be smelled in the air!

And Lin Xiao, who was sitting in the middle of the sofa. "..."

Good guy, yesterday I used a hatchet to line up on International Waters, and today I started the "Ten Billion Chaebol Land Enclosure Attack and Defense War" directly on land, right?!

However, in the entire tense hall, there was only one person who was as happy as a dove fluttering in heaven.

"Sir Lin Xiao, please use Darjeeling black tea specially supplied from the Royal Tea Garden of Sri Lanka. The water temperature is exactly 85 degrees."

Ai Hayasaka wore an exclusive high-end maid outfit that had been modified to be more neat and sexy. Holding a silver tray, she obediently bypassed the eldest lady in the line and stood beside Lin Xiao's leather sofa.

Ai Hayasaka even took a delicate warm wet towel from the trolley and handed it to Lin Xiao thoughtfully, with pure joy hanging from the corners of his eyes and eyebrows.

So cool! So cool!!

Ai Hayasaka is screaming wildly in her heart!

The eldest lady Tenten is busy competing with Yukino Yukinoshita on the frontal battlefield, spending money on offense and defense, and has no time to care about her!

And she, Ai Hayasaka, not only received the sky-high "Special Exclusive Housekeeper Allowance" offered by the Shinomiya Family, but she could also openly eat top-notch snacks cooked by Michelin's three-star chef every day, and comfortably lean against Lin Xiao to enjoy the air-conditioning!

He can even serve this 42,000-ton god at close range 24 hours a day under the lofty banner of "personal investigation for the young lady"!

Fishing with pay! Holding the thigh according to the order!!

Is there a more perfect life of a working-class fairy in this world?!!

While the two rich ladies were still having a fierce confrontation.

Lin Xiao, who was already exhausted mentally and physically, silently shrank into the corner of the sofa, sighed, and with a thought, he clicked on [Myriad Worlds Chat Group] in his mind.

Compared with this group of dangerous women in reality who are willing to pay tens of billions of dollars to smash their faces, this group of idiot friends in the group is simply a safe haven for healing the soul.

[He Is Simply God]: "Ahem, everyone, the cruise ship team building has been successfully completed. As per the old rules, the loot will be distributed!"

[Ding! The group owner "He Is Simply God" sent an exclusive cross-border red envelope [Bokurag·Supreme Pure Yang-dried Monster Pork Steak (Special Grade Sterile Version)] X 10!]

A system prompt sounds.

The red envelopes on the screen were instantly looted in 0.01 seconds!

[Ding! Group member "Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero" received the red envelope!]

[Ding! Group member "The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero" received the red envelope!]

[Ding! The group member "The Man Who Walks the Way of Heaven, the General Director of Everything" received the red envelope!]

The next second, the group chat public screen exploded!

One-Punch Man world, Z City dilapidated apartment.

Saitama The whole reflective braised egg head trembled violently in the sun!

He tore off a small piece and stuffed it into his mouth. The moment the rich and pure natural energy and charred gravy exploded on the tip of his tongue, two lines of clear tears rushed down Saitama's cheeks!

[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Meat! It's really meat!! And it's not special meat in the supermarket! You can even hear the crunch when you bite it!!"

[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]: "Lin Xiao big brother!! From today on, you are my real big brother!!!"

[He Is Simply God]:"You have so many big brothers..."

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "It's all the big brothers who give us food, hahaha."

Fuyuki City, Emiya Residence.

Emiya Shirou, who was wearing an apron, was holding the piece of dried meat that exuded the glimmer of pure sunshine in his hand, and his eyes were as crazy as a scientific research madman:

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Incredible... Thank you, the group owner, for your gift!"

And just when everyone was having a crazy party and giving thanks.

Kamen Rider world, Tokyo Tendou House kitchen.

Tendou Souji, who had just taken out the heavy box of Monster dried meat that exuded a strange fragrance from the group space, suddenly froze in his movements.

The corner of Kamen Rider's mouth twitched crazily when he saw Lin Xiao jumping around on the public screen and handing out red envelopes everywhere.

[A man who practices the Way of Heaven, the General Secretary]: "It makes me really sad to see that this guy is safe."

When Shibuya Tenten was being raped by Lin Xiao to steal his sister, Tendou was leaning against the stove, his back molars almost shattered!

How much he wanted to hear the good news that the cruise ship sank and Lin Xiao was torn to pieces by a group of young ladies! But not only did this bastard not lose a hair, he actually roasted a the Deep Monster at sea and came back to show off?!

Tendou had a dark face, picked up a kitchen knife with one hand, cut off a small piece of meat steak, tasted it, and typed a complaint in the group in disgust:

[The Man Who Walks the Way of Heaven, the General Director of Everything]: "Humph, the heat obviously passed three seconds. The photon energy destroyed the original crispiness of the skin, and the burnt aroma covered up the sweetness of the sea minerals in the meat itself.

Only third-rate savages can swallow this crude and inferior cooking technique."

However...

The movements of his hands are extremely honest.

Tendou Souji After typing this line quickly, without saying a word, he glanced at the living room with great vigilance, and with the speed of light of being single for twenty years,

He carefully hid the remaining large box of the best Monster meat in the deepest part of the refrigerator on the top floor, and even posted a special note saying "Hiyori and Tendou Juka Exclusive Nutritious Bento Ingredients".

He curses harder than anyone else and hides it faster than anyone else!

And at this moment, the most addicted person in the group instantly flashed a last-ditch attack!

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Pfft hahaha! Tendou, brother, your arrogant words are too true!"

Kaguya laughed so hard in front of the screen that he hit the table:

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "I understand, seeing your enemy not only alive but also alive and well is more uncomfortable than killing you directly, right? (Funny probe. GIF)"

Tendou Souji, who was exposed on the spot, had veins popping up on his forehead. He maintained his final cold and arrogant character and replied coldly in the group:

[A man who practices the Way of Heaven and is in charge of everything]: "... it's not that serious."

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