In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 325

Iron Man

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Marvel universe, Afghanistan deep in the desert.

Inside a dark, abandoned cave filled with the rotten smell of gunpowder smoke and rust.

"Dang! Dang! Dang!!"

The heavy and rough hammering sound echoed in the cave, splashing up clusters of dazzling golden sparks.

Tony Stark was shirtless, and his expensive custom-made shirt was now torn into rags to wipe off sweat.

His handsome and charming face, which usually appeared on the covers of major financial magazines, was now covered with soot and black and yellow engine oil stains.

And in the center of his chest, which was covered with cold sweat, there was a simple electromagnetic iron-attracting device embedded in it, emitting a weak, cold buzz.

"Tony, drink some water, your fever hasn't gone away yet."

Next to him, Dr. Ethan, who was wearing shabby glasses, walked over with a bowl of turbid water and looked at the crumbling billionaire worriedly.

"No...Ethan, there's not enough time."

Tony coughed violently several times, causing his chest to cramp, but his anxious eyes were still burning with the crazy paranoia of a genius:

"If we can't assemble this set before they break in... we'll just end up rotting and stinking in this stinking ditch!"

Tony wiped the black sweat from his forehead, gritted his teeth and raised the hammer again, preparing to hit the metal shell of Palladium Gold that had been removed from Jericho Missile.

[Ding! "New York's Richest and Smartest" has joined [Myriad Worlds Chat Group]!]

"Buzz"

A translucent virtual chat light screen emitting light blue fluorescent light completely ignored any physical and optical laws of the retina and was projected directly in front of Tony Stark's eyes!

"Clang!!"

The hammer in Tony's hand slipped and hit his leather boots hard, causing him to gasp in pain!

"Damn! Ethan! Did you just drug me with hallucinogens in the water?!"

Tony took two steps back suddenly, rubbing his eyes desperately, and even cautiously touched the wrench hidden in his waist:

"Which third-rate hacker built a miniature Brain-Computer Interface in the ravine of Afghanistan?!"

Dr. Ethan looked blankly at Tony who was yelling in the air, "Tony... who are you talking to? There is nothing there."

Tony was stunned.

Because at this moment, on the virtual screen in front of him, lines of extremely rough text were rolling rapidly like a waterfall!

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Holy shit, shit, shit, shit!!! A new person has joined the group?!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]:""New York's Richest and Smartest"?! Wait! This sultry title... could it be Marvel, that Tenten self-proclaimed billionaire, playboy mustache Tony Stark, right?!"

Kaguya was rolling with laughter in front of the screen, and even sent a loudspeaker with large red letters:

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Screenshot to commemorate! Group leader, please take a look! Marvel, the toughest iron man in the world, has joined the group!!"

Seeing the barrages in the light screen as if they were looking at monkeys, Tony Stark's pride and poisonous tongue were completely ignited in an instant!

He sneered, resisting the stinging pain in his chest, and typed out a string of replies mockingly into the air:

[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "Ha! It is indeed a cheap prank directed and performed by myself."

[New York's Richest and Smartest]:""The Shut-In Princess of Eientei"?" He Is Simply God"?" Dark Knight of Gotham"?

Please, you kidnappers hiding in the dark, can you please do a background check before blackmailing Stark Industries? You guys have childish names like the retarded villains in the third-rate comic books of the last century!"

Tony had just fired this barrage of extremely arrogant words.

The entire chat group fell into a dead silence for three seconds.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Pfft hahahahahahaha!!! I am laughing so hard!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Oh, listen to this arrogant speech! As expected of Mr. Stark, his mouth is so tough that it can be used as a bulletproof steel plate!"

Kaguya was typing on the keyboard excitedly in front of the screen, writing heart-wrenchingly:

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "What's wrong, Uncle Tony? Malibu got tired of living in the luxurious villa on the beach, so he went to Afghanistan to go to a cave in the desert to eat dirt on vacation?"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Is that broken electromagnet on your chest useful? Does it feel numb due to electric leakage? Do you feel like your lungs are being scraped by shrapnel every time you take a breath?"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "The pile of broken iron sheets on your table that were removed from your own Jericho Missile is so hard to beat~

Do you plan to weld a set of "Mark 1" that is as heavy as a tin trash can, and then use two miniature rocket thrusters to throw it all the way into the desert?"

"Boom!!"

Tony Stark's brain was completely blackened by lightning at this moment!

His pupils suddenly dilated to the limit, the hairs all over his body stood on end, and he even completely forgot about the severe pain in his chest!

"How... possible?!"

Tony stared at the light screen

Afghanistan cave!

Electromagnet on the chest!

Jericho Missile scrap metal!

And... he hasn't even finished the drawings yet, he's just imagining the prototype of the [Mark 1] codename in his head!!

Apart from him and Ethan, no third person in this world knows about it!

How did the other party... reveal all his core secrets verbatim through the retina?!!

However, Kaguya's demonic whispers continue.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Friendly reminder, Mr. Arrogant Genius."

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "According to the original script, the Terrorists gang will rush in early! And the gentle and kind-hearted Dr. Ethan next to you wants to go back to his hometown to see his family...

In order to buy you a few dozen seconds of system loading time, I have to rush out with a broken submachine gun and be beaten to pieces~"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "How about it? Can your all-powerful Stark Industries check buy back Dr. Ethan's life? (Tuck your chin and smile innocently. GIF)"

Tony turned his head suddenly and looked at Dr. Ethan, who was handing him water with a worried look on his face.

For the first time, the arrogant New York richest man... shivered violently uncontrollably!

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