In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 330

Handing Out Red Packets

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Tony Stark, who had just finished the national press conference, was holding a freshly poured glass of high-end whiskey in his hand, standing in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window overlooking the bustling skyline of the entire Manhattan.

After destroying Obadiah, saving Ethan, and completely curing his heart, the arrogance and pride in the bones of this talented rich man who survived the disaster inevitably resurfaced again.

"Although those cross-border netizens are really nagging... but Stark never takes other people's things for free."

[Ding! Group member "New York's Richest and Smartest" uploaded a random red envelope!]

[Miniature Arc Reactor (Cold Fusion Core complete set of engineering drawings)]

[J.A.R.V.I.S. First-Generation Adaptive Strong Artificial Intelligence underlying source code]

[Jericho Missile cluster guidance fire control chip architecture]

[USD 100 million Black Card]

"..."

Not only that, Tony also arrogantly packed an exclusive big red envelope and gave it to the group leader Lin Xiao!

[Ding! Group member "New York's Richest and Smartest" sent an exclusive red envelope to the group leader "He Is Simply God" --

Stark Industries Bank Supreme Black Card (connotation billion US dollars)]

After this set of blindingly gorgeous combos was executed, Tony leaned proudly on the leather sofa, crossed his legs, and even started to think about the people in the group worshiping him.

[New York's Richest and Smartest]:"@All members, take it, gentlemen and ladies."

[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "As for the group leader, that billion-dollar card is just a little bit of pocket money for this genius. You don't need to worship me too much. It's just the daily routine of a genius."

However...

The development of reality, in just thirty seconds, rushed violently in an extremely collapsed direction!

The first thing that popped up on the public screen was the group chef--Emiya Shirou.

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Wow! Mr. Stark, thank you so much for your invention!"

In the kitchen of Fuyuki City Emiya Residence, Shirou is wearing an apron and praising the small Arc Reactor that he extracted from the void and emitting blue cold light:

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Originally when I cooked Japanese Kombu Dashi, the hot spots on the gas stove were always a little scattered, so the umami flavor could not penetrate perfectly.

But I just put the saucepan directly in the center of your "Arc Reactor"... Oh my God! The ring heating caused by the micro magnetic field is extremely uniform!

Not only can it be accurately locked at ninety-two point five degrees, it can even brew the legendary "Realm of the Gods" from the kombu broth! This is simply the most perfect Constant-Temperature Induction Cooker in the world!!"

The whiskey in Tony's mouth sprayed all over the marble coffee table with a "pop--" sound!

"Cough cough cough cough!!"

Tony coughed violently, his entire face turned the color of pig liver, and he stared at the light screen in front of him:

Constant temperature... induction cooker?!

Take my cold fusion reactor that outputs three billion joules per second, enough to light up three city blocks, and can subvert the energy structure of all mankind... to cook Japanese-style kombu kelp soup?!!

Did you make a mistake, boy?!!

However, before Tony could recover from the critical blow from the induction cooker, another heavyweight in the group punched him directly in the heart!

[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]:"???"

In the world of One-Punch Man, Saitama, who had snatched Black Card with great expectations, was wearing flip-flops and standing in front of the special fresh food section of Z City's shabby supermarket.

The bald man looked at the cashier with a caring look on his face, holding the Black Card with Stark Gold Mark printed on it in his hand, and roared with grief and anger in the group on the spot:

[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]: "Liar! Big liar!!"

[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]: "Hey! That mustache named Stark! You can't use your bad card in the supermarket!

The cashier Big Mom said that you can't even exchange this thing for a special green onion, and almost called the security guard as if I was a homeless man who used waste plastic to defraud you!!"

[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]: "I'm so angry! I thought I could afford the special beef! But it turns out I can't even buy a box of Cabbage! You New York rich guy is too stingy!!"

Tony jumped up from the sofa in a frenzy, shouting into the air with bloodshot eyes:

"Stingy?! I gave you 100 million, 100 million US dollars! Why the hell do you think I'm stingy because you can't afford the special price Cabbage?! Which shabby area do you live in, you bastard!!"

Just when Tony's blood pressure had soared to the 200 mark, the Kamen Rider world's king of sex, Tendou Souji, delivered the third knife accurately.

Shibuya Tendou House Mansion.

Tendou Souji held a handful of High-Energy Plasma Cutting Torch that had just been extracted from the Stark Industries guidance chip bonus module, and looked at it coldly in front of the iron plate in the kitchen.

He casually grilled a piece of mackerel for Hiyori on the plate, took a bite, and then let out a cold snort with extreme disgust in the group:

[A man who walks the way of heaven and is responsible for everything]: "Coarse industrial garbage."

[A man who walks in the way of heaven and is responsible for everything]: "Grandmother once said that truly top-notch cuisine comes from the heart and emphasizes the unity of nature and man.

Stark, although the temperature of your welding gun Plasma Flame is high enough, the ion ionization is not sufficient, resulting in trace amounts of heavy metal ozone odor in the flame ejected, which completely destroys the natural oil and aroma of the mackerel skin."

[A man who practices the Way of Heaven, the General Secretary]: "Hiyori frowned after taking a bite just now. From now on, this kind of industrial scrap metal that taints Culinary Way should not be brought out to embarrass people."

Tony: "..."

The whiskey glass in Tony's hand "clicked" and a crack was created by him!

The industrial-grade high-energy plasma welding gun that I use to cut open aircraft carrier decks and tactical tanks... you use it to bake Teppanyaki mackerel for your sister?! You still dislike the fact that my plasma flame destroys the flavor of the fish oil?!!

The last straw that broke the camel's back came from the colleague [Dark Knight of Gotham] who had been silently receiving the code.

"Ding dong!"

Within Batcave of Gotham City, Bruce·Wayne mobilized all the computing power of Wayne Enterprises to complete the deduction in just five minutes.

Later, a top-secret PDF document with hundreds of pages and an outrageous level of organization was coldly slapped on Tony's face!

[Ding! Group member "Dark Knight of Gotham" uploaded the file - "About the 12 fatal flaws and improvements and optimization draft of Stark Arc Reactor on Anti-Superman Heavy Armor (Wayne Special Edition)"!]

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "The code has been received. Objective evaluation: Your J.A.R.V.I.S. performed well on Adaptive Anti-Logic Attack Module. I have disassembled it and integrated it into Justice League's "Watchtower" defense array."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "But, Tony Stark, when your Arc Reactor faces High-Frequency Red Sun Radiation Simulation, Magnetic Confinement Coil will undergo irreversible plasma collapse within 4.2 seconds. I have helped you reconstruct Energy Conduction Circuit, you're welcome."

Tony Stark is completely crazy.

He took hold of his well-tended curly hair, paced back and forth in the empty and luxurious Stark Tower top floor hall, and let out a desperate roar that was extremely devastating and maddening:

"Crazy!! This group is full of unreasonable lunatics!!"

"You guys... have you ever taken science and my genius seriously?!!!"

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