Tony's eyes darkened, and he fell straight back on the sofa, feeling that his scientific beliefs were completely reduced to ashes by everyone's unconscious dimensionality reduction Versailles on this day!
Tony Stark, who had just sent Arc Reactor and billions of dollars Black Card as a thank you gift to the group, originally thought he would receive a wave of admiration.
The reality turned out to be: one used it as an induction cooker to make kelp soup, one complained that he couldn't afford the special price Cabbage, one disliked the plasma welding gun for ruining the flavor of mackerel, and the bat slapped him in the face with twelve suggestions for improvement.
"Incomprehensible... simply incomprehensible!"
Tony sneered and took a big gulp of liquor, and the consciousness in his mind sank directly into the light blue chat interface in front of him:
"A group of freaks who use cold fusion as a microwave oven, and a deep-mouthed bat who has short-term tactics and shortcomings..."
This genius is going to personally dig up your details today, and I want to see if there is anything in this universe that is beyond the scope of science!!"
In the field of consciousness, the picture suddenly spread out!
The bald guy in a yellow tights who was scolding people in the group because he couldn't afford the discounted vegetables was wearing a dead fish face without any trouble.
Then facing the cosmic overlord Boros who threatened to completely smash the surface of the earth, he just waved an ordinary fist in an understatement.
"Boom--------!!"
The violent vacuum shock wave forcibly ripped apart the surface and atmosphere covering half of the planet, tearing apart a terrifying line thousands of kilometers long!
Tony froze on the sofa, his pupils constricted to the extreme.
As a top scientist who is proficient in thermodynamics and kinetic energy equations, the mental arithmetic logic in his brain collapsed in a fraction of a second!
With just a physical punch... create a directional vacuum crack comparable to the simultaneous explosion of thousands of high-yield hydrogen bombs?!
Is this a human fist?
However, before Tony could recover from the terrifying shock of being split in the middle of the atmosphere, he subconsciously clicked on a pinned file at the top of the group file--
"Earth's Nature Executor: Ultraman Gaia Official Omnidimensional Setting Guide"!
Boom!!
There are no vain fantasies, just absolutely objective parameters written in black and white directly on your face:
[Real name: Ultraman Gaia]
[Basic physical mass: 42,000 tons]
[Body length setting: 50 meters (can be freely reduced or enlarged according to your wishes)]
[Energy source: Earth's Nature completely resonates with Planetary Core Will (infinite battery life, unlimited self-healing)]
"Four... forty-two thousand tons?!"
The whiskey glass in Tony's hand dropped and hit the expensive carpet with a clatter, causing ice cubes mixed with liquor to splash all over his trousers.
"Fake... just fake..."
Tony grabbed his curly hair hard and ran back and forth in the empty and luxurious living room, his voice trembling:
"Newton! Einstein! Mendeleev! Tell me these are all special effects, right?! Is there not even one person in this group who can talk about the basic laws of physics?!"
In shock, Tony's fingertips trembled as he opened other people's files one after another:
Homura Akemi, Naruto, Aizen Sosuke...
Looking at these magnificent existences that completely broke the materialist framework and spanned multiple dimensions, Tony's mask of arrogance was finally completely peeled off layer by layer.
The New York richest man, who has always been arrogant, for the first time restrained his hedgehog-like sharp tone in the group.
He took a deep breath, and even with a trace of confusion and trance that he was not aware of, he typed a line of text on the public screen:
[New York's Richest and Smartest]:"... Everyone."
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "I just finished reading the files and video records in the group."
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "The world that cuts off the soul... the body that breaks the atmosphere with one punch... and the mass of the group leader's 42,000 tons..."
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "Is this... really a world that actually happened?"
Everyone in the group was actually happy to see the arrogant scientist who was usually the most arrogant suddenly fall into doubts about his life.
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Mr. Stark, this is indeed true. Just like Magecraft and Holy Grail exist in my world, the world is much wider than we imagine."
[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]: "It's true, Mr. Stark. In my world, Ultra-Ancient Civilization 30 million years ago, there were giants guarding the earth."
[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Yes, yes! Uncle, don't be in a daze! Sasuke used to think that my Nine-Tails Chakra was unreasonable, but after a fight, everyone got used to it!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Pfft hahaha! The arrogant great scientist finally started to look directly at the miserable life, right? (Funny probe. GIF)"
Tony looked at these real answers, smiled bitterly, and collapsed on the sofa completely powerless.
It turns out... that the Scientology, which I am so proud of, is really just a primary school student who is just beginning to get a glimpse of the multiverse.
However, just when Tony was sighing at the wonder of the world.
His eyes finally fell on the file about [Dark Knight of Gotham] in the group!
At this sight, Tony's originally extinguished desire to win suddenly exploded like it was doused with aviation fuel!
No superpowers!
No fancy pedigree!
He is also an heir to a multi-billion dollar conglomerate who lost his loved ones at a young age--Bruce·Wayne!
During the day, he is the richest man Gotham City who indulges in life and debauchery, but at night he puts on a heavy armor Bat-Armor!
Even in the depths of Batcave, a complete set of "Countermeasure Lethal Files" with deadly moves has been secretly established for each teammate!
We are both the richest man, we are mortals, we also rely on technological armor to fight against fate!
I don't know why, but I feel weird when I look at him, and I want to mock him...
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "@Dark Knight of Gotham. After reading your file, Mr. Wayne."
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "I take back my sentiments. I am convinced by others, but you are really interesting.
During the day, you play the role of a playboy very well, and the yacht supermodel is more fancy than me. At night, you stuff yourself into a tight black leather jacket and go to Gotham City and Gargoyle to blow the cold wind all night long? Do you have serious masochistic tendencies?!"
Tony regained his sharp tongue and sneered again and again:
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "Also, your "Countermeasures Files" for teammates... with all due respect, they are a bit outrageous.
If you give Gotham City to me, I only need three thousand fully automatic Stark Armed Drones, and I can bulldoze Arkham Asylum into a Sunshine Nursing Home within three days!"
The entire group chat fell silent instantly.
The two super richest men belonging to Marvel and DC's ceiling officially broke out at this moment in the top ideological confrontation!
Gotham City, inside the cold and damp Batcave.
Bruce·Wayne didn't even take off his tactical mask.
Facing Tony's cynicism, Batman's heartbeat didn't even falter in the slightest.
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Tony Stark. A narcissist who bases his self-esteem on arms production."
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Your drone may be able to level a building, but it cannot level the evil thoughts deep in people's hearts.
When there is a 0.1% logic loophole in your program, the armed machine you created will become a sharp blade for killing innocent people - such as what you witnessed with your own eyes in the Afghanistan cave."