In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 71

Lin Xiao: I Need to Run

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Lin Xiao didn't even look back. He looked at the butcher Butcher walking in front of him and raised his chin casually. "Butcher, leave these people to you..."

"No. Leave it to me."

An unmistakable voice interrupted Lin Xiao.

Batman, wearing a black armor, slowly walked out of the shadows. He looked at the trembling Metahuman on the ground, and Homelander who was beaten to death in the distance.

"Butcher, I know you want to kill them and avenge your wife and those victims."

Batman walked up to Butcher and said with absolute reason in his voice, "But lynching will only create more chaos. What we want to build is the real Justice League, not another Vought that relies on violence to rule."

"You're not going to kill them? How about keeping these bastards here for the Chinese New Year?!" Butcher bit his cigar, his eyes full of unwillingness and anger.

"They will pay for their crimes."

Bruce pressed the microcomputer on his arm, and a blueprint of a heavily guarded giant prison was instantly projected on the holographic screen. "Justice League has begun to fully build a highest-level "Metahuman exclusive prison" underground in this desert."

"I have handed over all the incriminating evidence of Vought to the federal court. They will be tried under the eyes of the whole world, and then spend the rest of their lives full of regret in a cell specially designed to suppress super powers."

Hearing this plan, Kaguya, who was watching the show with his game console in his arms, curled his lips and said something very accurately:

"Tch, it's the no-kill principle again. Big Bat, you really can't get rid of this problem in any universe."

Batman's eyes twitched slightly under the mask. "..."

Although the Internet Addict Princess discredited her in front of her, Butcher was stunned after hearing the plan.

They can kill people with just a nod, but strip these normally aloof "gods" off their underwear, throw them into a special prison to be judged by mortal laws, and let them spend the rest of their lives behind bars...

"Humph, it's an advantage for them." Butcher blew out a smoke ring. Although he cursed, he still put down the assault rifle in his hand, which was regarded as acquiescence to this arrangement.

"Since Bruce has made arrangements, I will leave the aftermath to you."

Lin Xiao stretched, yawned and said, "It's time for me to go back. If I don't go back, my club will probably be dismantled by a certain teacher."

"Hey? Are you leaving now?" Naruto was a little reluctant to leave.

"Play more!" Kaguya protested holding the game console.

Lin Xiao can't delay it any longer. This morning, he was abruptly woken up by a series of messages in the chat group. If he didn't go back to deal with it, the "base camp" in the real world would catch fire.

Time goes back to this morning, in the chat group.

[Ding! Group member "Snow Queen of the Service Club" liked the group leader "He Is Simply God"!]

[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "Lin Xiao, if you have finished playing "God Experience Game" in another world, when do you plan to come back?"

[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "You seem to have forgotten that you are still a high school student in this world. You have been on leave for almost a week."

[He Is Simply God]: "What the hell? A week?! I feel like I only stayed at the Boys universe for two or three days!"

Lin Xiao is really panicking now.

[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "In the past few days, classmates Sawamura and Yotsuya have been asking you where you are in the activity room extremely irritably."

[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "Although in order to appease them, I have told them extremely honestly: "Lin Xiao classmate went to other universes to save the world."

[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "But unfortunately, after hearing this reason, classmate Sawamura smashed the drawing board manically and scolded you for being a liar for half an hour, while classmate Yotsuya set up a prayer table for you in the corner of the activity room with great piety."

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Pfft--hahahahaha! What a prayer platform! Miko is offering you directly!"

[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "This is not the most troublesome thing. Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka has developed extremely strong suspicions about your inexplicable long-term sick leave. She even interrogated me very severely this afternoon and asked you if you had joined any bad gang."

[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "If you can't show up in the classroom tomorrow morning. Teacher Hiratsuka said she will personally go to your apartment with a riot baton and break in."

Back to reality.

"Bruce, I'm leaving. Are you going to stay here to supervise the work?" Lin Xiao turned to look at Batman.

"No, I'll go with you."

Bruce shook his head. "Gotham City can't leave Batman for too long. In the few days since I came out, Arkham's group of lunatics may escape from prison at any time."

He turned to look at Clark and Annie behind him:

"Clark, Butcher, the physical construction of the prison and the liquidation of Vought are left to you."

"As for you, Annie. This brand new "Justice League" formed by you and Clark, I will provide you with all-weather remote tactical command through [chat group] for all subsequent action plans, public relations strategies, and crisis management."

"Understood! Mr. Bruce!" Annie nodded extremely seriously. With this master tactician's long-range advice, she felt confident.

The atmosphere in [All-Heavens Rescue Club]'s activity room seemed a bit strange.

Because of the loss of the absolute suppression of Lin Xiao, the "light air purifier", in the past week, the low-level evil spirits wandering around Chiba Prefecture began to slowly breed in the dark corners of the campus again.

Of course, ordinary people cannot see these things, and they cannot cause any substantial physical harm to ordinary people.

But for Miko Yotsuya, who was born with "Yin-Yang Eyes", this week has been like a year!

At this time, Miko was lowering his head, his eyes filled with tears of despair.

In her sight, there was a twisted spirit body with three mouths hanging upside down from the ceiling of the activity room; and next to Eriri's easel, there was a little ghost with black mucus dripping all over his body squatting.

Although they cannot hurt people, the mental pollution of 360 degrees without blind spots has made Miko unable to sleep well these days.

"Sir Lin Xiao... when will you come back..." Miko wailed desperately in her heart. She clasped her hands together and prayed wildly to a table in the corner of the activity room.

Just when Miko's spirit was about to reach the breaking point.

"Squeak--" The sliding door of the activity room was pushed open casually by a slender hand.

The next second! Miko's eyes that lost their highlights suddenly widened!

The moment Lin Xiao stepped into the room, a red light that could not be detected by ordinary people but was extremely pure, like an invisible Sun storm, swept across the entire activity room with him as the center!

"Tsk--!!!"

Those evil spirits entrenched in the ceiling and corners didn't even have a chance to turn around and escape. The moment they came into contact with this "Earth Light", they evaporated silently into the purest air like residual snow under the scorching sun!

Eriri raised his head in confusion. "Huh? It seems to have suddenly become warmer?"

And Miko stared blankly at Lin Xiao standing at the door. Tears could no longer hold back and burst out of his eyes. Lord God! The humanoid self-propelled spirit machine! He is finally back!

Lin Xiao looked at Miko with tears in her eyes, and thought she was touched by her leaving without saying goodbye. She just wanted to go in with a smile and say a few words of comfort.

But the smile on his face froze instantly after seeing the layout of the activity room clearly.

"..." Lin Xiao stopped silently and took a breath of cold air.

I saw a dart board hanging on the right wall of the activity room.

In the center of the target, there is a sketch that is extremely skilled in drawing, but has been maliciously vilified into a "drooling chuunibyou idiot" - if you look carefully, the sketch is Lin Xiao!

And Eriri was holding the dart through gritted teeth, chanting "Go to hell, liar" while frantically piercing the portrait's nose!

And in the left corner of the activity room.

Miko actually used two desks to create a small "shrine"! In the center of the shrine, an empty Karaku can left over from Lin Xiao's previous drink was enshrined in an extremely dignified manner! There were even two oranges and three sticks of incense sticks obtained from unknown sources in front of it!

As for Yukino Yukinoshita, she was sitting in the middle of the room, holding a black tea cup, watching all this quietly with a cold look like watching a play.

"You..." Lin Xiao pointed at the portrait covered with darts, and then at the prayer platform where the Karaku jar was enshrined. The corners of his mouth twitched wildly. "I just asked for sick leave for a few days, are you doing some extremely perverted cult ritual behind my back?!"

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