In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 85

What Do You Mean, Timer Flash?

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The drooling monsters on both sides of the platform were all dumbfounded.

"The commander... was slapped away?!"

"How is this possible! That guy is obviously just a human! Is he an exorcist? Or an onmyoji?!"

"That's wrong! I didn't feel any spiritual power from him at all! He should be just an ordinary person!"

The monsters fell into extreme panic and confusion.

At this time, White Bone Commander climbed out of the rubble.

As a veteran monster who had experienced many battles and had never seen any big storms, White Bone Commander quickly forced himself to calm down.

"Why are you panicking!"

White Bone Commander stared at Lin Xiao in the distance, his scarlet eyes shining with fear and wise analysis.

"There is no spiritual power, no demonic energy, but there is a terrifying power that can slap me away..."

White Bone Commander's brain was running wildly, and hundreds of years of combat experience allowed it to begin a rigorous "analysis" of Lin Xiao.

"This kid is definitely not an ordinary person! He hides his aura so perfectly, he must be a top master who hides his secrets!"

"Is he a "body-refining warrior" of the ascetic lineage? Or one of those modern mutated "Metahuman"? Or maybe a "battle priest" hidden in a large shrine?!"

White Bone Commander The more it analyzed, the more it made sense. The bone spurs all over its body suddenly surged, forming a thick bone shield defense formation in front of it.

"Since he has no spiritual power, he cannot use spells! His attack method must be close combat or using spells to carry out secret calculations!"

"I have so many little demons that I can wear them to death."

Looking at the old monster on the opposite side who was waiting for him, even fighting with the air.

Lin Xiao sighed helplessly.

"Thinking too much, Bones."

Lin Xiao looked at the densely packed monsters around him and rubbed his neck impatiently. "There are too many of you. You have to slap them one by one. How long will it take for me to go home for dinner?"

"Forget it, just wash the floor."

Lin Xiao straightened his back and put his hands on his waist. Then, his chest suddenly lit up with an extremely dazzling blue light without any warning!

The prepared White Bone Commander was stunned.

"What is he doing? No, why is the light on his chest so uncomfortable?!"

Before the old monster could figure it out.

"Timer Flash, boy" Lin Xiao's smile gradually became villainous.

Buzz--!!!!!

In an instant!

Pure Light of Gaia bursts out directly from Lin Xiao's chest!

"!!!"

Facing this overwhelming torrent of light, there is no magic logic at all.

White Bone Commander's wise brain, which had lived for hundreds of years, completely shut down at this moment!

What tmd is called "Timer Flash"?

The blue light was like the most violent disinfectant, instantly flooding the entire platform!

Thousands of monsters that looked ferocious just now were completely evaporated in an instant like Utakata in the sun. They were not even qualified to scream in front of this unstoppable light!

What kind of bone shield and what kind of monster defense are all a joke before light particles wash the ground!

Three seconds later.

The light slowly dissipated.

Not even a single dregs of the originally dense army of monsters was left. The air no longer had that fishy smell, but instead was filled with a fresh smell.

Inside the carriage.

A dozen ordinary passengers who had just finished writing a suicide note kept holding their heads and crying, staring blankly at the empty platform outside.

Their brains were completely unable to process what was happening in front of them.

As for the all-powerful maid Ai Hayasaka hiding in the shadows, the stun gun in her hand fell to the floor of the carriage with a clang.

She looked straight at Lin Xiao, who was standing outside the car door without even breathing.

"The chest... glows..."

Ai Hayasaka's world view has been completely shattered and reshaped for the third time today.

"... Miss, your crush seems not to be human!"

"Done."

Lin Xiao clapped his hands with satisfaction, turned around and walked back to the car, picking up the dozen shopping bags again.

He glanced at Yukino, Eriri and Miko who were still in a daze, and urged in an extremely natural manner:

"Why are we dazed? Let's hurry back to the real platform while the illusion is lifted. If it's too late, we won't be able to catch the special price Wagyu beef in the supermarket."

As the words of Lin Xiao fell.

"Crack--!"

The originally eerie ghost train, together with the hellish underground cave outside, began to weather and collapse crazily, like gravel that had lost its support!

"Wow!"

The entire demonic barrier shattered like a shattered mirror.

The next second.

The dazzling incandescent lights turned on again, and the noisy tram arrival announcement echoed in my ears.

The dozen ordinary passengers who had written suicide notes suddenly opened their eyes and found themselves slumped intact on the marble floor of a bustling and normal subway platform in the city center of Tokyo! There was no blood mist, no monsters, and even the ghost tram was completely wiped out!

"Rescued...?" The passengers hugged each other and cried, as if they had experienced a nightmare.

And the other side.

"You guy..."

Eriri looked at the modern station that had returned to normal around him, and then looked at the mosquitoes that seemed to have just been killed casually Lin Xiao, and covered his face helplessly:

"After you use those devastating moves to defeat monsters and raise the entire train and the barrier, your first reaction is to catch the special offer in the supermarket... Your god's style of painting is too weird!"

"God is the most reliable!" Miko's eyes were full of stars. Now even if Lin Xiao said that the earth is flat, she would nod without hesitation.

Behind the shadow of a pillar in the corner of the station.

Ai Hayasaka leaned against the wall, struggling to calm her violently beating heart. She took out her encrypted phone and dialed the number.

"Haasaka, how's the investigation going?"

On the other end of the phone came the voice of Kaguya Shinomiya who tried hard to remain cool but still revealed a hint of eagerness and expectation. "Who is that man? Is he the ace of a transnational spy organization? Or is he the heir of a conglomerate hiding in the dark?"

"Miss..."

Ai Hayasaka swallowed, with an extremely absurd brokenness in his voice. "I have found his basic information."

"His name is Lin Xiao. He is an orphan. He has no plutocratic background and no political power. At present... he is just an ordinary second-year student of Chiba Prefecture Sobu High School."

"Orphan? An ordinary student of Sobu High School?"

"Based on what I just risked my life to follow and witnessed... I initially infer that he should be an exorcist."

"Moreover, he is a top exorcist with unfathomable strength and standing at the top of the industry!"

"Exorcist?"

Kaguya Shinomiya on the other end of the phone was completely confused. As a chaebol daughter who believes in science and capital, she just felt that this word sounded extremely unreliable, "Haasaka, are you too tired today to hallucinate? What did he do to make you come to this conclusion?"

Ai Hayasaka took a deep breath and reported in a serious tone:

"Miss, I saw it with my own eyes. He wiped out thousands of terrifying monsters, their lairs and a train in three seconds."

"Oh? What weapons of mass destruction did he use?" Kaguya asked curiously.

"No."

Ai Hayasaka's voice trembled slightly, as if recalling some nightmare that broke the common sense of physics:

"He put his hands on his hips... and then a huge blue light shot out from his chest, vaporizing everything."

"..."

There was a long and strange silence on the other end of the phone.

A full ten seconds passed.

Kaguya Shinomiya's extremely frantic, even somewhat frustrated voice burst out from the receiver:

"Ai Hayasaka!!! Have you secretly watched too many movies in your room recently?! What does it mean to shoot light from your chest with your hands on your hips?! Do you think he is Ultraman Gaia!!!"

"Come back right away! You unreliable maid!!!"

"Beep... beep... beep..."

Listening to the busy tone of the phone being hung up ruthlessly.

Ai Hayasaka wants to cry but has no tears.

Every word she said was the truth with her own eyes! But even if she saw this kind of thing with her own eyes, who would believe it if she said it!!!

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