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Chapter 87

Kisuke Urahara: What the Hell?

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Karakura Town The heavy rain gradually stopped and the dark clouds dispersed.

Aizen Sosuke slowly withdrew his gaze towards the night sky. In those deep eyes, there was no longer any attachment to "standing in the sky", but was replaced by enthusiasm and awe for the power of higher dimensions.

He turned his head and glanced at Rukia Kuchiki, who was still slumped on the ground doubting his life, and Ichigo Kurosaki, whose face was complicated and tangled.

"Okay, Ichito, the time for reminiscing and shock is over."

Aizen pushed up his glasses and returned to his gentle tone. "Since we are already companions, in order to deal with the next crisis, I need you to lead me."

"Lead the way?" Ichigo was stunned for a moment, "Where to go?"

"Going to meet an old acquaintance."

A meaningful smile appeared at the corner of Aizen's mouth, "Now that we have seen the copy of the memory, we naturally know that the next highlight is not the Soul Society civil war at all, but the founder of the Quincy named "Yhwach" who is hiding in the shadows."

"Soul Society and this group of rotten old Anteiku can't deal with Wandenreich alone. I need a technician with a good brain to cooperate with me in setting up a defense and countermeasure system in advance."

"So, take me to see Kisuke Urahara."

"..."

Hearing this name, the corners of Ichigo's eyes twitched crazily.

Good guy!

You go find the "former Director Shinigami Research and Development Institute" who was framed by you and fled the world?!

Karakura Town On a remote street corner, there is a grocery store with the sign "Urahara Shop".

Kisuke Urahara, wearing a dark green yukata and a green and white striped fisherman's hat, was holding a small paper fan and sitting casually in front of the store to enjoy the cool air.

"Oh my, it's raining really hard tonight. I wonder how Kurosaki is handling it, Byakuya Kuchiki is very difficult to deal with..."

"Wow--"

Wooden Door in the grocery store was pushed away.

"Mr. Urahara..." Ichigo Kurosaki came in with a look of despair on his face Earth Flow.

"Oh! Kurosaki brother! You came back intact?"

Kisuke Urahara's eyes lit up, and he was about to wave his fan and come up to make a joke, but his eyes caught the white figure following Ichigo.

His hand shaking the fan froze in mid-air.

The carefree temperament on his body disappeared in an instant, replaced by a terrifying murderous aura that seemed to be able to cut the air!

"Ugh!"

A Zanpakuto hidden in the cane was instantly unsheathed and pointed directly at the man wearing black-rimmed glasses with undisguised hostility!

"Aizen Sosuke..."

Kisuke Urahara lowered the brim of his hat and said in a cold voice, "You actually came to my store? What did you do to Ichigo Kurosaki?!"

Aizen looked around the shabby grocery store and smiled slightly, "Long time no see, Urahara. Your taste is still as unique as ever."

Standing between the two of them, Ichigo Kurosaki covered his face in despair and let out the most helpless sigh of the day:

"Um... Mr. Urahara, put the knife down first."

"He didn't do anything to me. And... he said he is a good man now and came to you to discuss...Soul Society peace defense plan."

Ichigo pointed at Aizen, who had a gentle face, and said bravely, "He said... we are companions now."

"..."

The wind has stopped.

The dim light bulb in Urahara Shop seemed to flicker twice because of these words.

Kisuke Urahara held up the knife blankly, looking at Aizen with a sincere face, and then at Ichigo with a hopeless face.

This is the most rapist who is known as Soul Society.

At this moment, the brain's CPU speed directly reached the limit, and then with a "boom", it was completely burned out!

He pointed at Ichigo, his voice breaking due to extreme absurdity:

"What do you mean you are partners now?! Ichigo Kurosaki are you awake?! Have you been hit by Kyoka Suigetsu?! Do you know who he is!! He is the mastermind behind the whole Gotei 13 deception!!!"

"I know he is the mastermind..." Ichigo scratched his hair in pain, "But he just took out the central government's Central 46 documents and kept Rukia Kuchiki! He also said that he had changed his ways!"

"I don't believe him!!!"

Kisuke Urahara was completely crazy. He looked at Aizen like an alien. "Aizen! What the hell are you playing?! How could your black heart, swallowed by ambition, suddenly change its ways?!"

"Urahara, put away your prejudice. I was indeed somewhat interested in Hogyoku before, but now, I have seen the scenery from higher places."

Aizen pushed up his glasses and his tone became more dignified and serious than ever before:

"I came to you today to borrow your brain. In the near future, Wandenreich, who is hiding in the shadows, and the Quincy King named "Yhwach" are about to launch a devastating holy war against Soul Society."

"In order to protect this world, I need you to cooperate with me and develop a device in advance that can deprive Sternritter"Vollständig" and defend against "The Almighty"."

As soon as these words came out.

Kisuke Urahara fell into complete silence.

He stared hard at Aizen.

How did Yhwach? Wandenreich? The Almighty? Aizen know such details?!

Moreover, this man is actually extremely serious about... planning how to protect the world?!

This is 10,000 times more outrageous than Hueco Mundo pretending to come to this world to hold a charity concert!!!

In Myriad Worlds Chat Group, Lin Xiao and others, who had just started the live broadcast, looked at Kisuke Urahara's expression that seemed to be ruined, and were already laughing all over the place.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hahahaha! Look! That cuckold profiteer was fooled by Aizen to the point of doubting his life! The higher the IQ, the more completely a person will collapse in the face of such an unreasonable spoiler attack!"

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Using the most sincere tone, he said words that shattered the views of his former enemy... Mr. Aizen, in a sense, is indeed an extremely terrifying man."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "An absolute dimensionality reduction blow in terms of intelligence. When the villain has a doomsday warning that is even more advanced than the decent ones, the decent ones can only be forced to accept cooperation. This move is indeed brilliant."

Seeing the complaints in the group, Lin Xiao took a sip of tea comfortably.

[He Is Simply God]: "Okay Ichigo, since Aizen has arranged the work, just treat it as your Substitute Shinigami. Although the owner of the black-hearted store is shocked, he will definitely agree to cooperate. After all, in the face of a world-ending crisis, smart people know how to choose."

In reality.

Just as Lin Xiao expected, Kisuke Urahara finally dropped the hand holding the knife weakly after five minutes of self-doubt and logical reconstruction.

"... Although I can't understand how your brain circuit suddenly mutated."

Kisuke Urahara picked up the fan and looked at Aizen with extremely complicated eyes: "But if the information about "Yhwach" you mentioned is true... then I seem to have no reason to reject you."

"A wise choice." Aizen smiled slightly, stood up and stretched out his right hand, "Then, happy cooperation, Urahara."

Kisuke Urahara looked at that hand, the corners of his mouth twitching crazily.

He never dreamed that one day he would actually shake hands with the biggest enemy in his life in this shabby grocery store, and even form a team to defeat the Quincy.

This world is really completely crazy.

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