When two people with the highest IQ in the Bleach world reached a strange alliance.
In Myriad Worlds Chat Group, the interface that had been quiet for a while was suddenly broken by an unexpected message.
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Um... Is Ms. Homura Akemi here? Or fellow group members, do you have any experience in coaxing girls? I hope you can provide me with a little help."
Everyone in the group was stunned when they saw that Emiya Shirou, who had always been honest and honest and had only "justice" in his mind, actually asked for help in the group for emotional problems.
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]:"???"
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "What happened? Did Heroic Spirit create any irreconcilable conflict?"
[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Brother Shirou! Are you encountering a crisis that cannot be solved?!"
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "... It's Illya, she now... has become a True Magic girl."
As soon as these words came out, the chat group fell into a brief silence.
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]:"????"
[He Is Simply God]: "What the fuck? True Magic girl Illya?!"
Lin Xiao almost spat out a mouthful of water. Oh boy, Emiya Household actually cut directly into the world line of <Moyi> Gaiden?!
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "I'm confused too. This morning, a cane with wings and a loud noise suddenly fell from the sky. It not only forcibly bound Illya, but also forced her to wear an extremely shameful pink skirt..."
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "Mr. Shirou... are you sure you want to ask me for help? The True Magic girl in our world... used to be synonymous with high risk and high mortality. Are you asking me about the problem of True Magic girl? Are you asking the wrong person?"
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: She is angry with me and has ignored me for most of the day, so I want to find other True Magic girls to enlighten her."
[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]: "Ara? Shirou, did you do something wrong to make your sister angry?"
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "I just asked honestly when I was watching her put on that dress..."
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]:""Illya, although you look very young, based on your true age, can you still be considered a True Magic girl? You should be called True Magic eldest sister, right?""
Whole group. "..."
This speech by the ultimate straight man, who was completely out of his mind, was like a nuclear bomb, detonating in the chat group!
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]:"Hahahahahahaha!!! Help!!!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "A straight man of steel! This is definitely a straight man of steel! How dare you ask a girl for her true age! Shirou If you weren't beaten to ashes by her magic cannon, she already misses the relationship between brother and sister! Hahahaha!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: Even white-haired rabbits can be used as mascots these days, so age is no obstacle! Hahahaha!"
Facing Kaguya's crazy ridicule, Shirou covered his face in despair. "I just told the truth..."
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Um... Miss Homura Akemi, I actually want to ask if I can take Illya to visit your world?"
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "I think if I can take her to meet the outstanding True Magic senior girls, it might make her happy and learn how to use this power correctly."
Seeing Shirou's honest speech, everyone in the group suddenly realized.
It turns out that my straight brother pissed off my sister and he planned to take her to "True Magic Girls Theme Park" to relax and apologize!
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "It is true that I brought her here. The system of Kyubey has been reset by Mr. Lin Xiao. The current Mitakihara City is indeed a suitable place to bring new people to relax."
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "The True Magic girl system in the parallel universe? It sounds like it has completely different power laws than the Reishi system of Soul Society."
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Your Excellency, group leader, I wonder if I can accompany you and see the scenery of other worlds? As a companion, I am also happy to help Emiya solve problems. By the way... take a look at the reconstructed "hope energy"."
The group of friends were all silent, and God solved the problems for their companions. Even the children did not believe this nonsense.
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "A strong thirst for knowledge, and a desire to survive that doesn't care about personality at all... Aizen, you are indeed a dangerous person."
But in the real world, Lin Xiao looked at Aizen's application, rolled his eyes, and an idea came to his mind.
If you are idle, you are idle, why not take the girls from your own club to try your luck!
Lin Xiao jumped up from the sofa excitedly and turned to look at Eriri who was drawing in the activity room, Yukino who was drinking tea, and Miko who was in a daze next to him.
"Everyone! It's club building time!"
Lin Xiao slapped the table and looked at the three beautiful girls with different painting styles in front of him with bright eyes:
"We [All-Heavens Rescue Club] are going to another world today! Do you want to see the real True Magic girl, and see if you can join the paid security establishment Dangdang?!"
"Ha?!"
The paintbrush in Eriri's hand fell on the table with a clatter, and he looked at Lin Xiao as if he was a psycho. "Are you out of your mind?! Who wants to wear that shameful little pink skirt to be a True Magic girl!!!"
"That's right! Classmate Eriri is right! I, Yukino Yukinoshita, will never do that embarrassing way of transformation." Yukino Yukinoshita looked disgusted.
"As long as I can become True Magic girl, can I crush those evil spirits like Master Lin Xiao?!"
Miko Yotsuya, however, raised his hands enthusiastically, his eyes shining with desire. "I want to go! I want to be Light Magical Girl who can Physical Exorcism an evil spirit!"
"Miko! Don't let him fool you!" Eriri was furious.
Lin Xiao was not only not angry, but smiled sinisterly, "It's up to you whether to go or not. As a minister, I have the right to start mandatory team building activities."
He quickly replied in the group.
[He Is Simply God]: "@Ruler of Las Noches, since you are interested in True Magic girls from other universes, let's form a group to go to Mitakihara City today!"
Accompanied by a dazzling cross-border teleportation light flashed.
In the living room of Mitakihara City, Mami Tomoe's high-end apartment, a large group of cross-border visitors with different styles suddenly appeared.
"Mr. Lin Xiao?!"
Mami Tomoe, Madoka Kaname, Sayaka Miki, Kyoko, who were sitting on the sofa drinking tea, and Homura Akemi who was standing by the window, all stood up in great surprise when they saw the person clearly!
"Brother Lin Xiao!" Madoka Kaname ran over happily, his pure eyes shining with unabashed admiration and longing.
"You finally came to see us!" Mami Tomoe stepped forward gracefully holding up the hem of her skirt. Although she tried her best to maintain her dignity as a senior, she couldn't hide the excitement in her eyes. Since Light Giant saved their world that day, these girls have been looking forward to his return visit every day.
Kyoko Sakura threw a red apple very skillfully. "Hey! Big God, you are here! I thought you forgot!"
Looking at this group of reborn and energetic girls, Lin Xiao gently caught the apple and took a bite. "Isn't this coming?"
"Big brother!"
At this time, Illya, wearing a pink True Magic girl's dress, also happily ran out from behind Shirou.
Madoka Kaname and Mami Tomoe were immediately attracted by this extremely cute new face.
"Wow! What a cute True Magic girl costume!" Madoka Kaname's eyes lit up.
"First time we meet, I am Illyasviel!" Illya said hello very obediently, and then immediately pointed at Emiya Shirou behind him and complained:
"Seniors give me a review! Illya finally transformed, but that idiot Shirou actually said to me excessively: "Based on your real age, can you still be considered a True Magic girl? You should be called True Magic eldest sister!"
As soon as these words came out.
The temperature in the living room instantly dropped to freezing point.
The gazes of the five genuine True Magic girls were like five extremely sharp ice knives, all piercing the sweating Emiya Shirou.
"..."
Sayaka Miki curled his lips in disgust. "This little brother, even if you look quite honest, it would be too bad to say such things to a girl."
Mami Tomoe picked up the black tea extremely elegantly and let out a fatal sigh, "Is this the so-called "emotional intelligence basin"? As a relative, this kind of statement is extremely derelict, classmate Emiya."
Facing the "public execution" of True Magic girl.
Hero of Justice Emiya Shirou, lowered his head in despair.
Weak, pitiful and helpless.
Seeing Shirou being punished, Lin Xiao laughed out loud in an extremely unkind manner.
Just as the warm and funny "True Magic Girls Tea Party" was being performed here.
Aizen Sosuke, who has been standing quietly at the back of the crowd, is looking at this new universe extremely seriously.
"It's such an incredibly peaceful world."
Just when Aizen released an extremely weak spiritual pressure, he was about to explore the flow of energy around him.
Kyubey is here.
It raised its expressionless face high and shouted in a hurry, even with a hint of fanaticism. "Please be sure to sign a contract with me!"
"Come and become a person full of hope and love--[Light Magical Girl]!!!"
Aizen: "..."