In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 91

Were These Stats Filled In With Their Feet?

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"Take the move, Demon King!" Eriri couldn't bear the awkward atmosphere. She raised the paintbrush True Magic stick in her hand, gritted her teeth and shamefully yelled out the special move line set by Kyubey:

"Shine! Absolute Domain of Twin Tails--Golden Paint Blast!"

"Boom!" A ball of colorful, magical pigment light shot out from the top of Eriri's True Magic stick like a cannonball, and hit Lin Xiao's chest solidly!

Smoke and dust are everywhere!

"Did it succeed?!" Madoka Kaname clenched his fists excitedly.

The smoke and dust dispersed. Lin Xiao put his hands in his pockets and stood unscathed.

"Yeah, yeah, this is just a soft attack?" Lin Xiao sneered in amusement, stretched out a finger and shook it. "You can't even tickle me, little blond girl!"

"Damn it! Yukinoshita! Come on!" Eriri stomped his feet angrily.

Yukino gritted her teeth, and the cat ears on her head trembled slightly with shame and anger. She clenched the rapier in her hand, took a deep breath, and shouted out the name of her skill in a humiliating tone that was almost about to cry:

"The Judgment of Ice and Snow...Absolute Zero·Meow Meow Slash!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yukino turned into a blue afterimage, and the long sword, carrying an extremely sharp cold air, pierced Lin Xiao's throat!

"When--!" A clear sound of metal collision sounded.

Yukino's eyes widened in shock. Her True Magic sword, which was attached with powerful magic power, was easily caught in the air by Lin Xiao with only two fingers!

"The speed is good, but the strength is too poor." Lin Xiao was addicted to playing the devil. He raised a devilish smile on the corner of his mouth, moved closer to Yukino's blushing cheek, and mocked slyly:

"Poor and weak, Ice Queen? Are the pair of cat ears on your head just a decoration, unable to exert even this little magic power?"

"You... shameless pervert!!!" Yukino completely broke her defense! She withdrew her long sword in shame and anger, and launched a series of chaotic swordsmanship chops at Lin Xiao without any thought!

Miko Yotsuya was so frightened that he threw away the giant cross in his hand and sat down on the ground with a plop. "Master Demon King! I surrender! Please don't eat me! I usually have something to offer you, oh oh oh oh!"

"Hey! Miko! You are the girl True Magic! How can you surrender to the devil!"

Eriri yelled angrily, and then turned to look outside the court in grievance. "Miss Asami! Don't just watch! This guy's defense is unreasonable at all, come and help us!"

After hearing the junior's plea for help, Mami Tomoe, who had been standing on the sidelines holding back a smile, elegantly arranged the hair accessories on his head and took a step forward.

"It seems that as a newcomer who has just signed a contract, it is indeed a bit reluctant to farm the Demon King alone."

Mami Tomoe smiled softly, with a flash of light in his hand, and held two gorgeous flintlock guns in his hands. "Everyone, since this is a practical exercise personally guided by Mr. Lin Xiao, then we don't have to be polite. Let's show the true bond of the True Magic girl to the younger generations!"

"I've been waiting for this sentence for a long time!"

Sakura Anko spit out the apple core in her mouth excitedly, and swung the red spear suddenly, turning into a gnarled stick blade. "Hey! Big God! You asked for this to be a sandbag. Don't deduct my food fee when you get beaten to tears later!"

"Come on!" Sayaka Miki pulled out the Western sword enthusiastically, turned into a blue afterimage, and Kyoko and Kyoko attacked Lin Xiao from the left and the right!

"Dang! Dang!"

Facing the full-speed thrusts of two melee masters, one red and one blue, Lin Xiao didn't even move.

The weapons of Sayaka Miki and Kyoko hit Lin Xiao's shoulders and arms, and a ball of extremely gorgeous sparks exploded, but the cloth was not even scratched!

"What the hell kind of defense is this?!" Kyoko felt that his hands were numb from the shock, and his mouth was about to burst.

"If you can't break the defense in close combat, then try this!"

Homura Akemi, who was standing behind, stared hard and decisively pressed the time hourglass on the shield in his left hand!

"Click."

Time stops!

The flying sand and stones, the fallen leaves fluttering in the wind, and everyone's movements within the entire wasteland barrier all turned into a dead gray-white color at this moment.

Homura Akemi calmly Earth Flow walked in front of Lin Xiao, took out an extremely exaggerated RPG rocket launcher from the bottom of the fourth-dimensional skirt, and directly hit Lin Xiao on the forehead.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lin Xiao. Although I am very grateful to you, we won this exercise."

"I said, flame."

A somewhat joking male voice rang out without warning in this extremely dead "grey and still space"!

"!!!"

Homura Akemi seemed to have seen a ghost, his eyes widened in horror!

I saw Lin Xiao, who was frozen in place by "time stop", turned his head naturally, and even reached out his hand to push away the bazooka barrel that was hitting his head!

"How could you be active in stopped time?!" Homura Akemi's world view completely collapsed.

Lin Xiao explained with great patience, "The so-called Ultraman means making the impossible possible."

"..." Homura Akemi put down the rocket launcher in despair.

God makes the impossible possible!! This is cheating!

"Time alters!"

The gray fades away and the colors return.

"Tiro Finale(Tiro Finale)--!!!"

The Mami Tomoe in the rear has completed charging! An extremely huge True Magic heavy cannon appeared out of thin air, and a terrifying golden beam that could penetrate the mountains fiercely blasted towards Lin Xiao with violent magic power!

"The special effects are perfect, but the firepower is insufficient."

Lin Xiao stretched out his right hand arrogantly, and slapped the terrifying magic beam with an extremely casual slap as if playing volleyball!

"Boom!"

The magic cannon beam made a 90-degree turn and hit the clouds in the sky, exploding into an extremely gorgeous firework.

Melee combat can't break the defense! Time stop doesn't work! The ultimate move is treated like a volleyball!

All the True Magic girls present fell into extremely deep despair. The demon king's values were simply based on his own merits, right?!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Is there nothing we can do?"

At this moment, Madoka Kaname, who had been hiding at the back, finally plucked up the courage.

She raised the True Magic longbow that exuded a pink shimmer in her hand, and nervously shot a soft pink light arrow.

"Call out--"

The light arrow flew towards Lin Xiao slowly, without even making a sound in the air.

It's over. This kind of light arrow that can't even kill ants probably can't even hit Lin Xiao.

The moment the soft pink light arrow hit Lin Xiao's chest.

"Ah!!!"

Light Giant, who was invincible just a second ago, suddenly let out an extremely shrill and exaggerated scream!

Lin Xiao covered her chest in an exaggerated manner, took three steps back, and fell to one knee with a "plop", with "extreme pain" written all over Yan Yi's face:

"Ah! It hurts! This... is this a pure arrow full of love and hope?!"

"My devil body, which is full of sin and darkness... is actually being purified by this extremely pure goodness! My power... is losing!"

"Uh ah - I lost! As expected of the True Magic girl!"

After saying that, Lin Xiao rolled his eyes in an extremely pretentious manner, lay down straight on the wasteland with a "bah" sound, and even professionally stuck out half of his tongue and began to pretend to be dead.

The whole place was deathly silent.

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