"What the hell do you mean, strip?!" Luo Mingyu looked horrified. "Didn't you hear her tell us to audition for a sex scene?!"
"Isn't this fucking porn?! If my dad sees it, won't he kill me?!"
Before Li Sifan could explain or persuade him, the female director took offense. "Who are you accusing of making porn?!"
"It's just a sex scene! Stop acting like some innocent virgin. What TV show or movie doesn't have a few shots like that these days?!"
"No, I-how am I a virgin?!" At that, Luo Mingyu started defending his pride again. "I've got tons of experience!"
Hearing that, the director immediately gestured forward. "Be my guest. Show me all that experience!"
Luo Mingyu said nothing. Fuck, did I just fall for it again?!
And so, half willingly and half reluctantly, the two took off their shirts.
The camera behind them moved straight in. Sitting in front of the monitor, the director surveyed their young, well-defined bodies, a satisfied smile curving her lips.
Still unwilling to give in, Luo Mingyu asked again, "Are you sure you don't want something more subtle?! Isn't being this direct kind of sleazy?!"
"I'm sure!" the director answered firmly. "I'm a woman. I know what women like to watch!"
Luo Mingyu nodded in resignation, then leaned toward Li Sifan's ear. "Why do I feel like she's so improper?!"
"Only improper directors can make good work." Li Sifan's wandering hand pinched his waist. "Come on, let's do the audition. We've still got a set to visit afterward!"
Somewhat bewildered, Luo Mingyu was pushed onto the bed and lay back against the pillow.
By the time he realized something was a little off about this position, it was already too late.
The director's "Action!" rang out beside him.
"Just how stupid are you?!