[I'm your daddy?! Did Xie Chen really say that?! Does he know he's livestreaming? He doesn't care about his image at all?!] [Is he trying to get canceled?! He's completely letting himself go?! But why does this feel weirdly satisfying?! That fat guy really does look like he deserves a scolding!] [What's going on?! Why does it look like they're about to fight?! Bright Village's residents are generally older; they might not be a match for them! With only these guests here, won't they be at a disadvantage?!] [I've got to say, Xie Chen is really brave. Is he just putting on a brave face?! Those people are holding hoes. If they get impulsive, someone could die!]
Even the cameraman felt his nerves jump. He whispered, "Should we call the police?"
"What good would calling the police do? Once they mediate, these guys will just come back and cause trouble," Xie Chen spat on the ground. "They're the kind who bully the weak and fear the strong. They only dare act this wildly because there are no young people in the village. We need to teach them a lesson!"
He said it loudly enough that Biaozi, the fat, big-eared man across from him, immediately laughed.
Looking at Xie Chen's skinny arms and legs, Biaozi thought he was bragging when he said he wanted to teach him a lesson. He raised a hand and pointed at his own head. "Come on, come on, hit me right here. Just see if I dodge!"
Before his words had even faded, Xie Chen strode forward before anyone could react, swiftly raised his arm, and landed a resounding slap across his face.
Biaozi's head snapped to the side. He froze for two seconds before turning back with a hand over his cheek. "What the fuck?! You really dared to hit me?!"
"Wasn't that what you asked for?" Xie Chen looked faintly innocent. "I thought there was a bug on your head and you wanted me to help you get it."
[Hahahaha, holy shit, a mosquito? Xie Chen can even make up something like that? I truly admire him!] [That's right, that's right, hahahaha! I can testify—it was that fat guy who asked for it himself! Xie Chen was only helping!] [Guys, this is absolutely insane. Someone actually asked to get hit? What a sight to see!] [Honestly, I didn't like Xie Chen that much before, but after watching Transform, Freaks!, I think I'm actually starting to love him!]
"You think I'm an idiot?!" Having been suddenly slapped, Biaozi felt humiliated. A vicious gleam flashed across his fleshy face as he shouted to the people behind him, "Brothers, grab your weapons!"
"Right!"
The hoes immediately rose into the air. Xie Chen didn't move. He stepped forward and made the same gesture Biaozi had just made.
He pointed at his own head, looking utterly arrogant. "Come on, come on, hit me right here. Just see if I dodge!"
The scene instantly froze.
The villagers holding hoes looked at one another, but not a single one dared bring a hoe down.
It was exactly as the saying went: don't fear the ruthless—fear the ones who don't care about dying!
Seeing Xie Chen like this, Biaozi began to hesitate too. Fuck, what kind of person is this?!
Why wasn't he playing by the rules?!
Biaozi wasn't stupid either. This was a society ruled by law—if someone died, they'd go to prison!
After struggling to speak for a long while, Biaozi finally squeezed out, "Fine, you've got guts. Just you wait!"
"Oh?" Xie Chen pulled his head back. "You're not hitting me anymore?! You're leaving already?!"
Biaozi swallowed his anger and stood on tiptoe to shout at the village chief, "Don't think this is over! Sooner or later, I'll get that money back!"
"Sure, sure, I'll be waiting," Xie Chen suddenly blocked his view. "Next time, remember to bring a weapon that's easier to use. Prison food is waving at you!"
Biaozi: "..." Was this guy really a celebrity?!
He looked like a lunatic!
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