Ch. 261I've Never Had a Girlfriend, Much Less a Boyfriend
Chapter Summary
Key Plot Points and Events
- Xie Chen is awakened at night by a call from an associate reporting that “the old fox” has arrived and that the police are aware. The caller also asks Xie Chen for another Peach Blossom Talisman because he is lonely.
- Huo Wenye overhears the conversation and asks Xie Chen to make a Peach Blossom Talisman for him. Xie jokes that, due to his former cultivation of the “Heartless Dao,” he can guarantee only that the talisman will bring a relationship—not that it will be a good one or involve a particular gender.
- Huo cleverly shifts the conversation toward Xie Chen’s mysterious past. Xie admits that he possesses memories of multiple past lives, expecting disbelief, but Huo calmly says he believes him and asks Xie to recount them someday.
- Xie falls asleep and experiences another recurring nightmare involving a crime scene and mysterious runes. The runes now appear clearer, and their spiritual power seems connected to returning someone to the past.
- The dream abruptly shifts to an earlier period in Xie and Huo’s lives. In the memory, a younger Huo confronts Xie for leaving a hotel without saying goodbye after they apparently slept together while drunk.
- Huo insists that Xie take responsibility, revealing that it was his first sexual experience. Xie tries to dismiss the encounter and claims it was not his first time, provoking Huo’s jealousy and emotional reaction.
- The memory becomes increasingly intimate and comedic, with Huo offering to help Xie clean up and asking whether they can do it again. Xie angrily refuses.
- Xie wakes in the present to find Huo watching him. Embarrassed by the dream’s physical effects, Xie denies having dreamed and rushes into the bathroom. Huo seems pleased and wonders whether Xie is beginning to recover his memories.
Character Developments
- Xie Chen: His mysterious history becomes more explicit as he acknowledges memories of numerous past lives and his former cultivation of the Heartless Dao. Although he presents himself as detached and experienced, his reactions to Huo reveal embarrassment, confusion, and possible buried feelings. His recurring nightmares appear to be unlocking memories.
- Huo Wenye: He demonstrates patience, perceptiveness, and considerable cunning when questioning Xie. His calm acceptance of Xie’s past-life memories shows his unusual trust in him. The past-life memory also reveals a more openly emotional, possessive, and affectionate side of Huo.
- Their relationship: The contrast between their present restraint and their past intimacy becomes clearer. Huo appears to remember or at least understand more than Xie does and is eager for Xie to recover those memories.
Significant Themes
- Recovered memories and past lives: Xie’s dreams connect his current life to earlier experiences, suggesting that the truth of his relationship with Huo is buried in his past.
- Fate and romantic destiny: The discussion of Peach Blossom Talismans humorously raises the possibility that love may be unavoidable, unpredictable, or already present.
- Emotional repression versus desire: Xie claims detachment through the Heartless Dao, yet his dreams and physical reactions contradict his attempts to remain emotionally uninvolved.
- Trust and acceptance: Huo accepts Xie’s extraordinary claims without ridicule, reinforcing the growing intimacy and mutual understanding between them.
- Comedy in romantic tension: Their arguments over responsibility, virginity, and the possibility of repeating their encounter turn potentially serious revelations into playful banter.
Character Interactions
- Xie jokes with his associate about talismans and romance.
- Huo teases and interrogates Xie about the Heartless Dao and his past lives, while Xie tries to evade his questions.
- In the recovered memory, Huo confronts Xie over their one-night encounter and demands emotional and romantic accountability.
- Xie responds with denial and sarcasm, while Huo becomes jealous and possessive when Xie claims prior experience.
- In the present, Huo notices Xie’s reaction after the dream and quietly takes pleasure in the possibility that Xie is starting to remember their shared past.