Naruto: This Hyuga Is Not Quite Right!
Chapter 44

Old Windmill

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Tsunade was unbearably irritated and seized Jiraiya for a fierce round of drinking.

"You two, drink less. Alcohol is one of the three taboos for ninja. Moderation is enough!"

Doichi Hyuga soothed the child to sleep, then returned to the table and sat down.

"Hahaha! Come on, Doichi, drink with me!"

Jiraiya filled Doichi Hyuga's cup, then downed one himself first.

Doichi Hyuga drank with him, then refilled Jiraiya's cup.

Tsunade's expression shifted as though she did not know what she was thinking.

The atmosphere was somewhat stifling, so the three began playing finger-guessing games to liven things up.

An hour later.

Jiraiya had lost far more than he won and staggered away.

The drinking party broke up. After washing up, Doichi Hyuga returned to the room to find Qianyue sleeping with her little butt sticking up, drool running from her mouth.

He wiped away her drool, turned her over, tucked the blanket around Qianyue so she could keep sleeping, then covered himself and lay down beside her.

About half an hour later!

Click.

Someone pushed the door open and came in.

It was Tsunade. Had she come to check on the child again?

Doichi Hyuga was startled awake. He sensed her presence and confirmed her identity, then continued lying there without acknowledging her. It was an understanding between them.

Qianyue liked sleeping with her father and especially loved clinging to Doichi Hyuga. Tsunade was somewhat worried, so she often secretly came in to take a look at the child.

After sitting at the bedside and looking over Qianyue, Tsunade turned, her gaze settling on Doichi Hyuga.

Moonlight fell across Doichi Hyuga's face. His already ethereal temperament gained an additional hazy, unreal quality, as if he might ascend into the sky and leave at any moment.

She was staying this long this time? Should he speak up and chase her away?

Just as Doichi Hyuga hesitated, a warm jade-like touch landed on his face.

A pair of warm, delicate hands stroked his face a few times. Then Doichi Hyuga felt an attack of Mouth Release, that soft, moist sensation reaching his mind.

Doichi Hyuga suddenly opened his eyes. Tsunade's face was flushed red as she kept her eyes shut and took advantage of him.

You've got some nerve. A sneak attack? That was too much! He could not tolerate this!

Doichi Hyuga used taijutsu to restrain her. Tsunade cried out in surprise, opened her misty eyes, and asked softly, "Hm?! What are you doing?"

"What do you think?"

Doichi Hyuga unleashed the Mouth Release Secret Technique. Tsunade resisted somewhat at first, but gradually refused to be outdone and clumsily returned a Mouth Release Secret Technique of her own. Tsunade wanted to seize the initiative, but her skills fell short, leaving her no choice but to drift along with Doichi Hyuga's rhythm.

The two began their initial clash, probing each other's strength. Gradually, it seemed they had both developed real fighting spirit and prepared to declare all-out war, to wage a large-scale campaign.

"Mmm! So tasty!"

Qianyue mumbled in her sleep, her little mouth smacking as though she were eating some delicious food.

The two froze. Seeing that the little girl had not woken up, they both let out a sigh of relief.

"I'm going back to sleep!"

The alcohol-induced haze had faded by half. Tsunade had lost all desire to fight and turned to run.

"Hehe! Running away? It won't be that easy."

Doichi Hyuga sneered softly and grabbed Tsunade, pulling her back.

Woman, you were playing with fire!

Since you started the fire, putting it out was naturally your responsibility.

Doichi Hyuga used a princess carry, lifting the still-struggling Tsunade sideways in his arms.

Thud, thud, thud!

He quickly entered Tsunade's room and locked the door in one smooth motion.

Shizune secretly poked her head out, wearing a knowing smile.

Shizune turned and entered Doichi Hyuga's room. I'll make sure you have no worries! Leave Lady Qianyue to me! Do your best, Lady Tsunade! Lord Doichi!

Meanwhile, the main battlefield was already fiercely contested, artillery fire booming without end. Doichi Hyuga's offensive power was extremely strong, and he swiftly beat Tsunade into utter disarray until she could only beg for mercy in a low voice.

An hour later, Doichi Hyuga directly unleashed his ultimate move: Missile Carpet Bombing. Tsunade rolled her eyes from the overwhelming force of the technique and raised a hand to announce her unconditional surrender.

Doichi Hyuga smugly sounded the retreat and returned home victorious.

The room gradually fell quiet.

"Are you satisfied now?!"

Tsunade lay sprawled atop Doichi Hyuga, her face scarlet as she pinched the soft flesh at his waist. It seemed like... she had given herself away for nothing again?

Was this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Perhaps only those involved knew the answer.

Doichi Hyuga looked at the infinitely charming little woman in his arms, feeling immensely pleased. Who could have imagined that the famous female tyrannosaur had such a shy, adorable, vulnerable side?

Tsunade had a domineering figure—slim where she should be slim and curvy where she should be curvy. She was simply a heaven-sent match, an ideal girlfriend... no, an ideal marriage partner.

In Doichi Hyuga's words, it could be summed up in two words: very nice!

"Tsunade! Let's get married!"

"No!... If it were possible, would you even need to say it? You wouldn't be able to back out even if you wanted to!"

Tsunade's expression darkened, sorrow filling her eyes.

Doichi Hyuga understood her concerns. All he could do was make it up to her in other ways and make her as happy as possible.

Doichi Hyuga requested another sortie, and a new round of war began.

Five hours later, as this round of battle ended, Tsunade fell asleep.

Doichi Hyuga felt somewhat depressed, sharing Great Sage Sun's sentiment:

I haven't even exerted myself, and you've already fallen?

After thinking carefully: How long could Tsunade stay with him? Should he teach her the cultivation method of the Immortal Dao?

Doichi Hyuga glanced outside. The sky had already begun to pale at the horizon.

He pulled the charming and alluring Tsunade into his arms and fell asleep as well.

Early the next morning, Qianyue banged loudly on the door outside.

"Dad! Mom! Get up and eat! The sun's already shining on your butts!"

Tsunade groaned twice, then went silent.

The little girl continued pounding on the door, making the frame shake violently.

"Stop knocking! Qianyue, you're about to break the door!"

Doichi Hyuga hurriedly climbed up, got dressed, and opened the door.

He walked out, picked up Qianyue, and kissed her soft, bouncy little cheek.

"Where's Mom?"

"She's still sleeping. We won't bother with her!"

"Okay!"

Qianyue kissed him back, quickly becoming cheerful again.

Checking the time, it was already past ten in the morning.

After breakfast, Doichi Hyuga left behind a Shadow Clone Technique and returned to Konoha.

The moment he entered his home, Doichi Hyuga sensed that something was wrong.

"Who's over there?"

Doichi Hyuga stared behind a tree, where a little white snake swiftly slithered out.

"Doichi-kun! I want to meet with you!"

The little white snake opened its mouth, and Orochimaru's voice came out.

"What do you want to see me for? We don't seem to be familiar."

"Are you afraid? That doesn't seem like you! With your strength, there's nothing I can do to you! Don't you want to hear what I have to say? I'll be waiting for you east of Konoha Village!"

After speaking, the little white snake burrowed underground and vanished.

Doichi Hyuga entered the house, then tunneled underground and stealthily left Konoha.

When he reached a small river, Orochimaru turned to look at him.

"Orochimaru-senpai, what exactly do you want to say?"

Doichi Hyuga stopped by the riverbank and faced Orochimaru across the water.

"With your abilities and intelligence, you should be able to see Konoha's true state clearly! Konoha has now stagnated. It is like an old windmill; it has completely stopped turning."

Orochimaru said.

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