A Plan to Catch a Pet! A Gift!

Sky Screen timeline—

Saintess Dong angrily punched her pillow.

"None of them are any good!"

"One after another, they're all after Master!"

"I only have one master. Can't you go fight over something else?"

However.

The future Pope Bibi Dong described still left Saintess Bibi Dong shaken with lingering fear. She had never expected that Qian Xunji, the current Pope, hid such a terrifying face beneath his mask.

If not for her teacher, she likely would not have escaped disaster.

"So now, not only do I owe Teacher two 100,000-Year Soul Bones, I also owe him for saving my life!"

But that calculation did not seem quite right either.

Lu Xuan had later given her another 100,000-Year Soul Bone separately, along with immortal herbs and guidance... At this rate, she would only owe him more and more.

How was she supposed to repay such a massive debt?

She had to listen to Master twice as well from now on...

The next day.

Lu Xuan noticed that something had apparently snapped in Bibi Dong's mind. From the moment she woke up, her gaze had remained fixed on him like some deranged lovesick pervert, making him feel physically uncomfortable.

After thinking about it.

Lu Xuan walked over and smacked Bibi Dong on the back of the head, saying speechlessly:

"What are you staring at!"

"If you keep secretly watching your master, I'll hang you up and whip you!"

Bibi Dong said excitedly:

"Yes, Teacher!"

Lu Xuan:?

For some reason, he regretted it a little.

Had he hit too hard and damaged the child's brain?

This entire scene was broadcast by the Sky Screen.

The audience: "..."

"Oh no, it seems His Holiness the Pope is already used to being beaten."

"His Holiness the Pope has already taken the shape of a Supreme Douluo..."

"In this world, the only one who would dare beat His Holiness the Pope like that—and make her accept it willingly—was probably the Supreme Douluo, right?"

Papal Palace.

Pope Bibi Dong snorted coldly.

This Saintess Bibi Dong truly could not be brought before polite company!

All she knew was how to embarrass her every day!

She truly wished she could kick her out of that body and take control herself!

After breakfast.

Lu Xuan solemnly gathered his two disciples together. After clearing his throat, he spoke in a serious tone:

"Well... Master wants to ask you something."

"What kinds of things do girls usually like?"

"Or rather, what gifts do they like?"

Huh?

Shock!

Not only did Bibi Dong and Ye Qingshui stare at Lu Xuan with utter disbelief, but even the viewers outside the Sky Screen wore incredulous expressions!

Good heavens! What the hell!

The Supreme Douluo was actually asking what gifts girls liked?

Could it be that he had someone he liked?!

Bibi Dong said solemnly:

"Teacher, according to the sect rules, you can't date..."

"Shut up!"

Lu Xuan rolled his eyes.

"First, the sect rule says no dating before becoming a Titled Douluo. I'm already at the limit!"

"Second, I have no intention of falling in love. Your master hasn't had enough fun yet!"

"This is because of Qingshui's matter. I want to help her hunt a soul beast and obtain a soul bone capable of reversing her treatment effects. I need the help of a female friend, but I accidentally offended her before, so I want to make amends."

So that was it!

For some reason.

As Bibi Dong breathed a sigh of relief, everyone on the continent in another spacetime outside the Sky Screen also sighed in relief at the same time.

The Supreme Douluo's character setting had not collapsed!

Bibi Dong said:

"Master, if you're making amends, wouldn't it be enough to give her immortal herbs or a soul bone directly?"

Lu Xuan shook his head.

"Immortal herbs may be good, but for someone at her level, they're no longer necessary."

"As for soul bones, she needs those even less..."

Bibi Dong racked her brains but could not think of anything.

Ye Qingshui, standing beside her, asked:

"Teacher, can you be more specific? For example, how did you offend that friend? How old is she? What is her living environment and daily life like?"

Lu Xuan recalled it and said with a sigh:

"This was also Master's fault. I stood her up over something and ran away. But because I was afraid her backers would retaliate, I said I ran away because I didn't want her to get hurt."

"It was basically an abrupt disappearance."

"As for some information about her."

"She should be around a hundred years old. She spends all day guarding a rundown island. It's rather pitiful, like some lonely village guardian. There isn't much to do on the island, so she just stays there."

"And she doesn't have any friends she can talk to. Many people around her admire her, but because her status is too high and her strength is too great, there's a barrier between her and all of them. She stays cooped up all day."

As Lu Xuan described her.

The image of a lonely, helpless elderly woman appeared before Bibi Dong and Ye Qingshui.

"Wow, she's so pitiful. She doesn't even have anyone to talk to."

Bibi Dong was deeply sympathetic.

"She guards a rundown island all day and never goes anywhere? That really is miserable."

Ye Qingshui echoed her.

Outside the Sky Screen, the audience discussed it animatedly.

"What a miserable old lady. Sigh, I hope she'll be treated kindly."

"The Supreme Douluo is so compassionate, caring so much about the elderly."

"By the way, do you know who the Supreme Douluo is talking about? His friend should be someone on the same level as him..."

"My guess is that she might be one of the Supreme Douluo's elders."

Worship Hall.

Qian Daoliu: "..."

Lu Xuan was not taking a jab at him, was he? He had Xue'er—how could he count as a lonely old man?! Besides, what he guarded was not some rundown island, but a city!

Sea God Island.

Bo Saixi suddenly felt greatly offended.

But she also felt that he could not be talking about her. As the High Priestess of Sea God Island, blessed with wisdom, beauty, and strength, she was no lonely old woman, much less some village guardian!

At that moment, on the Sky Screen.

Ye Qingshui suddenly clapped her hands.

"I've got it! An elderly person's life is very lonely, so why not give her a small pet? There are many things she can't say to other people but can confide in a pet."

"And a pet can keep her company through boring times."

Lu Xuan's eyes lit up. He said approvingly:

"Good disciple, great minds think alike!"

"That was exactly what Master was thinking!"

"Tell me, then. What types of pets do girls like?"

"Little snakes? Little wolves? Or little tigers?"

Ye Qingshui shuddered and said:

"No, absolutely don't give her a snake!"

"Wolves and tigers aren't good either. They're too fierce. It's best if the pet has a gentle temperament!"

Seeing Lu Xuan praise Ye Qingshui while ignoring her, a sour feeling rose in Bibi Dong's heart. She hurriedly answered:

"You could give her a kitten or a little rabbit!"

"No matter how old a girl is, she likes cute things like those!"

Xiao Wu, watching the Sky Screen, snorted.

You say little bunnies are cute? Sister Xiao Wu wholeheartedly agrees.

But if you wanted to catch one as a pet, Sister Xiao Wu was very unhappy!

"Hmph, you stinking pervert. All you know is how to bully little bunnies."

"If you've got the guts, come bully Sister Xiao Wu instead!"

As time passed, Xiao Wu's courage grew ever greater.

She was no longer the Xiao Wu who trembled in fear whenever she watched the Sky Screen!

The same old line.

If you have the ability, cross spacetime and come after Sister Xiao Wu!

Lu Xuan nodded.

"I understand!"

"You two should go stay at the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect for a while."

"I'll have Sect Master Ning look after you."

"Master is heading out to catch a gift. I'll be back soon."