The Harmony Sect? Sounds Like a Righteous Orthodox Sect to Me!
Chapter 50

What Else Can You Do Besides Spray My Face with Spit?

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Ye Zhirou looked at those two old fossils, her expression utterly explosive. "Die—!!!"

With a single move, she sent Elder Meng coughing up blood.

The moment Elder Liu saw Elder Meng injured, he immediately went berserk. "Aahhh!! Damn it, you dare hurt my man! You bitch, you're courting death!"

He stopped concealing his strength. His magic fan blotted out the sky, and the instant the Bloodburst Pill went down his throat, veins bulged across his body!

His cultivation soared straight to Foundation Establishment, Seventh Layer!

"Bitch, I'll take your life!!!" (Frenzied)

Elder Liu charged just like that.

Ye Zhirou's brows trembled, and she turned and ran.

This bunch of old lunatics...

Beside her, Zhang Ziling's brows twitched too. It took her a long while to recover from the shock.

No, Elder Liu actually had a secret crush on Elder Meng...

But she did not dare join in now either, because the disciples of the branch had all gone mad.

She turned back for a look...

Men were hugging women, women were hugging women, and men were hugging men.

Li Yunma had also wrapped his arms around Lü Rui.

Right beside Xiao Yu...

Xiao Yu, who had been playing dead, instinctively swallowed.

Although Lü Rui had some connection with him, she had originally belonged to Senior Brother Li!

Xiao Yu was that kind of person. If someone else's woman got together with someone else, that was nothing!

As long as she was not his woman, it was fine!

Only he could cuckold his fellow cultivators; his fellow cultivators could not cuckold him!

Lü Ling'er's face had already turned red.

She cowered in the corner, not daring to move at all.

Even the slightest rustle would make her jump.

When Xiao Yu saw that Lü Ling'er was all alone across from him, he immediately wanted to sneak over...

Anyway, if anyone asked later, he could say he had been entranced by the Soul-Entrancing Smoke too!

If they asked, he knew nothing!

He had only just stood up and had not yet managed to sneak over.

When a dead tranny suddenly came running over from the front.

Zhao Feiji grabbed a man and cried out, "Senior Brother~ Mm~~~ mm~~!"

Then the two of them sat down right beside Xiao Yu.

Cold sweat streamed down Xiao Yu's face, and he instinctively clenched his fists.

If these two dead trannies dared touch him, he would absolutely let them know how lecherously the eunuchs of the Eastern Depot could smile!

Just then, Elder Liu suddenly shrieked from the sky. "You dare hurt my Meng-Meng!!! Bitch~! You forced my hand!"

With a raised hand, waves towered into the heavens.

Each sweep of his magic fan sent a massive wave surging toward Ye Zhirou to drown her.

Seizing the opportunity, Zhang Ziling immediately unleashed the Ghost Wolf Chain, locking Ye Zhirou's left calf from behind.

Ye Zhirou was instantly alarmed.

Without hesitation, she severed her own left leg!

After swallowing a pill, she flew into the sky.

Elder Liu followed close behind, and Zhang Ziling gave chase as well.

Since Elder Liu liked men, she was not afraid that he would do anything to her.

Xiao Yu swallowed with a grave expression as he looked at Zhao Feiji, who had already finished beside him.

For a moment, he was a little dumbfounded.

No?

Two minutes?

The next second, Zhao Feiji's lover stood up.

Fuck...

Xiao Yu was still hunching his neck.

He did not dare get up at all, because Lü Rui and Li Yunma, who had not finished in the back, had started cursing at each other.

Their insults were explosively vicious.

Lü Rui roared with grief and indignation on her face, "I'm not living with you anymore!!! Sob, sob! You useless piece of trash!"

"I was with you for three years, yet even three nights with Junior Brother Xiao were happier! What else can you do besides spray my face with spit?"

"Get the hell out of here!!!"

It was fortunate that Li Yunma across from her was not in his right mind right now.

If he had truly heard that, he would probably kill him!

Xiao Yu waited there, still wanting to take advantage of the chaos and go find Lü Ling'er in the back.

His cultivation was now higher than Lü Ling'er's.

If he ran straight over, she would have no way to stop him.

He narrowed his eyes and looked left and right.

The next second, he saw Zhao Feiji's lover suddenly walking toward him.

At that critical instant, he sprang up and punched the man straight in the chest.

After knocking him unconscious, Xiao Yu wiped the sweat from his forehead with lingering fear.

Looking at Lü Ling'er in the corner, Xiao Yu instinctively swallowed three times.

Now, even if she screamed until her throat broke, no one would care...

Wait, his master was still fighting someone in the sky. Doing this now would be too damn despicable.

He suddenly raised his head to look skyward.

Ye Zhirou was actually sent flying backward for more than fifty meters in a straight line.

Elder Liu had taken another three Bloodburst Pills and was even burning his lifespan.

Just now, once Elder Meng regained his senses, he had chased after Ye Zhirou to confess his love, shooting her amorous glances and spouting all manner of honeyed words.

Clearly, Elder Liu was jealous.

His cultivation had already risen to Foundation Establishment, Eighth Layer!

Xiao Yu had not expected things to become this explosively absurd.

Elder Liu really was no ordinary ruthless bastard...

Should he just go find Lü Ling'er now?

Screw it!

One minute would be enough!

As long as her first time was with him, he would be the winner no matter how long it lasted!!!

Forget one minute—even an instant would do!

As long as Lü Ling'er's first time was his, that was enough!

Before he could run over, Lü Rui grabbed him the next second.

Lü Rui held his arm with an affectionate smile.

She smiled radiantly, her whole face glowing with spring.

Xiao Yu immediately shrank his neck.

Looking at Li Yunma across from him, who was already about to get up.

He hurried over and threw two rapid punches—crack, crack!

After knocking him unconscious, he directly fed him a Worry-Forgetfulness Pill.

Then he was about to run.

After taking two steps, he hurried back, pulled out an entire bottle of Worry-Forgetfulness Pills, and poured them straight into Li Yunma's mouth!

Wang Mei suddenly shouted again from behind, "Master!! Master! I found Elder Meng's daughter! Come quickly! Look!!!"

Xiao Yu's eyes widened again and again. "Holy shit?"

Before he could run over, Lü Rui grabbed him again. "I... I'm not staying with him anymore... Sob, sob, I'll be yours from now on! I'll divorce him tonight!"

Xiao Yu responded with a punch. Just as he knocked her unconscious, Elder Meng fell from the sky.

He crashed heavily onto Xiao Yu's head.

"Aahhh, fuck! Is this ever going to end?"

Xiao Yu nearly coughed up his gallbladder from the impact.

After staggering to his feet, he suddenly found a ball in his arms.

When he raised it in both hands and looked, it was Elder Meng's severed head.

Blood flowed from all five orifices. He could not have been any deader.

Xiao Yu's hair stood on end instantly.

He was scared limp on the spot...

As Ye Zhirou let out a pained cry from the sky.

Zhang Ziling charged in to attack again.

Ye Zhirou looked furious. With a flick of her wrist, she produced a golden Talisman Treasure. "You're bullying me too far! All of you, go die for this granny—!!!"

The weather around them was instantly dyed gold by the Talisman Treasure.

Zhang Ziling inwardly cried that things were bad and hurriedly flew away.

But she was still caught in the Talisman Treasure's blast.

After coughing up a mouthful of heart's blood, she hurriedly fled.

Xiao Yu's expression exploded. "A Talisman Treasure? She actually has a Talisman Treasure!!!"

It was a special talisman crafted from a Golden Core Stage cultivator's magic treasure.

It could seal away a portion of a magic treasure's power; no ordinary magic artifact could contend with it.

Elder Liu was not afraid in the slightest. Howling wildly, he charged forward.

Before he could even reach her, a golden dagger appeared in the sky.

In an instant, it pierced through Elder Liu's glabella.

Zhang Ziling was frantic. "Disciple, run!!!"

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