Whose Type-Moon Is Like This?!
Chapter 25

What Kind of Type-Moon Is This!

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Once you meet the real Consort Yu, we'll see if that irritable old maid curses you or not.

Shuten-dōji spoke again, "You don't look like you're eighteen at all, do you?"

After all, Emperor Toba reigned from August 9, 1107, to February 25, 1123. The records state that Tamamo was eighteen when she entered the palace. It's only 982 now, and only a ghost would believe that Tamamo before me is eighteen...

Bai Ming glanced at Shuten-dōji. Fine, even ghosts wouldn't believe Tamamo was eighteen. He was already contemplating whether he could trick Taigong into beating up Tamamo.

He decided against it. His own unlucky senior brother was exactly like Merlin, carved from the same mold. If he saw his senior brother, before he could even react to Tamamo, his Black Mamba Elbow would have already landed on that unlucky fellow's face.

"Are you really eighteen?"

"Genuine article."

Bai Ming was stunned. He shouted, "You can still switch? Show me how you switch! Give me a demonstration of your magical hymen repair surgery!"

Shuten-dōji: Why can't I understand what Master is saying?

Tamamo: Huh?!

"Um—"

"You won't show me? Or are you just boasting? Shuten, close the door and unleash Setanta! Either of you can be considered to be toying with me!" Tamamo panicked and said, "Wait, I... I can! Don't let the dog out!"

Bai Ming: "?"

Wait, you're actually going to show me?

"No, wait a minute?"

[You are startled by Tamamo's absurd behavior, but considering Tamamo is essentially a love-struck fool, you feel this behavior is quite normal]

[However, considering this creature is a splinter spirit of Amaterasu Ōmikami, you feel it's not normal. But before you can say anything, Tamamo's eyes roll back and she collapses]

System: I messed up. I didn't manage to usurp Takemikazuchi for you, but I killed Izanami, Izanagi, and Amaterasu.

Bai Ming: You're quite the warrior, aren't you?

System: No, I got a friend who draws Pangu's essence blood to kill the three of them. We split it fifty-fifty. I've stuffed their Divine Sparks, divine artifacts, and everything else into your system space.

Bai Ming: Where did that system go?

System: It had its final project, so it left for now.

[You realize that your system's level of absurdity is a perfect match for yours, and you also understand why Tamamo face-planted on the ground]

[As a splinter spirit of Amaterasu Ōmikami, when Amaterasu was suddenly killed, Tamamo, as the splinter spirit, naturally had to be affected to some extent]

Bai Ming rubbed his temples. He didn't expect the system to pull off such a major move. Speaking of which, the highest god in Shintoism seemed to be Amaterasu...

"Let's carry her away first."

Bai Ming thought: Ah, poor Tamamo, her lust was cut short when the system raided her home base.

Hearing Bai Ming's words, Shuten-dōji became happy: "I'll handle this slutty fox with the vulgar figure. She's a fox, but why is she like a cow?"

"No, you should put her down."

Bai Ming looked at Shuten-dōji's envious expression regarding large breasts, fearing she might kill Tamamo while she was unconscious.

[Shuten-dōji looks at you without speaking, simply comparing her own demon heart with Tamamo's fox heart]

[The fox heart utterly crushed the demon heart]

[Shuten-dōji releases the unconscious Tamamo and leaves with heavy steps. She needs to consider how to instigate the Hundred Demon Night Parade, or perhaps how to trick Yamata no Orochi out for you to kill]

[You just watch Shuten-dōji's retreating back, saying nothing, wondering if you should compensate her tonight]

[After Shuten-dōji leaves, your gaze shifts to Setanta·Fafnir, who is eating heartily nearby]

"Silly dog, come here. Do you want a Divine Spark or not?"

"Woof?"

"Mainly, Cú Chulainn has divinity, seeming to be the son of a sun god. If I give you this Amaterasu Divine Spark, then you'll be the sun god's dog, and Cú Chulainn will be your dog son..."

Bai Ming didn't even know what he was saying.

Bai Ming got up and dragged the unconscious Tamamo to a nearby couch.

Since he had nothing else to do, he might as well go out and find Ashiya Dōman, preparing to beat him up under the guise of martial arts guidance.

[You beat up Ashiya Dōman]

[Ashiya Dōman's favorability towards you has dropped to the lowest possible level]

[For this reason, you beat up Ashiya Dōman again]

[Ashiya Dōman decides to avoid Consort Yu (you) from now on]

[After beating up Ashiya Dōman, you returned to the room. At this moment, Tamamo and Minamoto no Yorimitsu are confronting each other]

[It seems that because your system blew up Amaterasu's gold coins, Tamamo could enter but not leave, thus she was left in Minamoto no Yorimitsu's mansion]

[You walk straight over and slap Tamamo and Minamoto no Yorimitsu on their chests respectively. Both the fox heart and the warrior's heart are very elastic, so you witness the so-called 'one slap, three bounces']

[Talent Flower Thief, activate]

Alas, poor Shuten.

Bai Ming thought to himself, then agreed to the mermaid's romantic pronouncements and immediately went to sleep with Tamamo-no-Mae and Minamoto no Yorimitsu.

When Sei Shōnagon returned from her outing and heard the decadent sounds from within the room, she rushed in with two quick steps and joined them.

In the war between the super-large cup and the large cup, there is no place for the smallest cup, please understand! Japan's famous painting "Shuten of the Smallest Cup Considers How to Cause a Hundred Demons Night Parade to Highlight His Role and Seize Status"!

Most of the firepower that night was concentrated on the Seaweed Girl, to the point that she burst out of her transformed and disguised state, revealing fox ears and a fox tail.

Bai Ming grabbed one fox tail, while Sei Shōnagon and Minamoto no Yorimitsu each held one of her hands.

Tamamo-no-Mae's body was indeed that of an eighteen-year-old. Bai Ming could tell when he touched her bones, and after enjoying her, she was indeed brand new and unopened. It seemed that the Sea Woman was just one of her avatars. Although her bloodline was that of the White-Faced Golden Nine-Tailed Fox, she currently only had one tail.

He had thought he could grab three tails at once.

"From now on, you shall be called Tamamo-no-Mae."

Tamamo-no-Mae looked at Bai Ming, who was pulling her tail, with a "QAQ" expression. This wasn't how it was supposed to be, right? Why did it turn out like this?

Wasn't she supposed to initiate the Fox Marriage with the good man before her and live a life of unrestrained passion forever?

Although it was currently a life of unrestrained passion, it was far too different from what she had imagined! How could it be ** right from the start?

With a "click," Tamamo-no-Mae, her eyes hazy, touched the collar around her neck and suddenly sobered up. Looking at the contract before her, she stopped thinking.

"Come, sign this contract~ Tamamo~ From today onwards—"

[Talent: Greedy Wolf, Activate]

"You will be my plaything, and mine alone, from the past to the future, forever."

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Chapter 51: Kokuō of the Five Tails

[Tamamo-no-Mae was unwilling to sign such a contract, but then she thought that she didn't seem to have any other choice and finally signed this unequal contract.]

[For Tamamo-no-Mae, this was simply curiosity killing the fox. If she hadn't come, she wouldn't have become a pet fox, sharing the same living status as that Shuten-dōji.]

[Tamamo-no-Mae believed that once you died, she would be free. Little did she know that you were ruthless and would take her with you when you died.]

[Day 1: Tamamo-no-Mae was immersed in conjugal bliss.]

[Day 2: Tamamo-no-Mae was immersed in conjugal bliss.]

[Day 7: Tamamo-no-Mae felt that her role was much greater than Shuten-dōji's. She initiated a Fox Provocation towards Shuten-dōji. In the same position as a mascot and a pet, one was enough!]

[Tamamo-no-Mae was thoroughly defeated. After all, Setanta was usually fed and walked by Shuten-dōji. As fellow canine animals, Tamamo-no-Mae, the Hakumen Kinmō Kyūbi no Kitsune, was chased everywhere by Setanta, who had dragon blood and dragon might, and could only hide behind you.]

"Alas, little Tamamo, why did you put yourself through this?"

Bai Ming scooped up Setanta with one hand and held it in his arms. "You are one of the three great demons of Heian-kyo, how can you be afraid of Setanta?"

"This— why does this dog have dragon blood and dragon might!"

Tamamo-no-Mae was somewhat devastated.

Shuten-dōji was a given. That Minamoto no Yorimitsu was the son of the Heavenly King Gyuutan, capable of directly cutting down himself or Shuten-dōji. Even this Shiba Inu was not easy to deal with.

Was this still Heian-kyo? Where had her once unrestrained Heian-kyo gone?

Bai Ming shook his head. "Because this is my meritorious dog, so I need to strengthen my dog."

This was just like in Fate/Grand Order, where Fujimaru Ritsuka poured most of Chaldea's resources into the swift horse Red Hare. There was no possibility of negotiation.

Bai Ming looked at Shuten-dōji, who had returned from outside the door. "Shuten, the matter is settled, isn't it?"

"No problem. Upon hearing that the algae spirit was subjected to the master's will every day, many yokai were naturally furious."

Shuten-dōji said with a smile, "After all, the Sea Woman's beauty is renowned. They couldn't even get a glimpse of her, let alone be forced to sign a contract with a 'human' like the master and become his concubine, which made them intensely jealous."

"Mikon~ Little Tamamo is naturally full of charm!"

Tamamo-no-Mae felt proud for a few seconds before realizing something was wrong. "Wait? Hundred Demons Night Parade? What are you guys planning to do?"

Bai Ming chuckled and offered no explanation.

It was rumored that the places where yokai lived overlapped spatially with the places where humans lived.

However, humans were active during the day, while yokai appeared at night.

But during the Heian period, humans in Japan were weak, and yokai were strong, so malevolent spirits rampaged even during the day.

The so-called Hundred Demons Night Parade was merely a demonstration parade where hundreds of different yokai appeared simultaneously. If they dared to come, he dared to go completely mad.

[You prepared a large number of talismans, including those for summoning lightning, starting fires, binding, reducing magic power, prohibiting flight, and preventing遁地...]

[You first found Abe no Seimei and explained your idea. Abe no Seimei thought it was worth a try and agreed.]

[Then you found Ashiya Dōman, who was trying to avoid you but failed to do so. You tempted him with the promise of historical fame, successfully getting Ashiya Dōman to join your team with a large group of onmyoji, and then quietly waited for the Hundred Demons Night Parade to arrive.]

"What I seek is not just the extermination of demons..."

"My Lord, there's a yokai outside calling itself Pénghóu who wishes to see you. It claims to be willing to submit to you and become your mount."

Pénghóu, or rather, the Five-Tailed Pénghóu, is the prototype for the Five-Tails Kokuō in Naruto. However, the Pénghóu here differs from the description in Soushen Ji. The Pénghóu in Soushen Ji is described as "shaped like a black dog, tailless. It can be cooked and eaten," while the Pénghóu here is a white, five-tailed dog possessing the elemental powers of wind, lightning, water, fire, and earth. When using all five elemental powers simultaneously, it can trigger massive earthquakes.

It is a formidable great yokai.

"A mount?"

Bai Ming thought to himself: Although the yokai species are all different, logically, after knowing that he lets Tamamo-no-Mae serve him daily and Shuten-dōji act as a maid, they should have united against him and fought him to the bitter end! But why are there always traitors betraying him in advance?

"Then let him come in."

Lao Bai mused that his unlucky senior brothers all had a grand retinue when they went out. It was just him, born in modern times, with nothing. Not long after leaving Yuxu Kunlun, he went to Chaldea, without even a single subordinate to fill the facade or stand guard. It would be better to capture some yokai and convert them. Whether they could be ridden or not, it would at least add to his prestige.

[It was a great white dog, entirely snow-white. Its size could be large or small, majestic and very handsome, with five tails imbued with the power of wind, fire, water, earth, and lightning.]

[You formed a contract with Pénghóu, naming it Kokuō and calling it the Five-Tails. It's evident you haven't forgotten Naruto.]

[However, you feel Kokuō's power is relatively weak and requires further cultivation. Thus, you guided Kokuō in related training. Since Kokuō prefers to extract natural elements from nature, you created the Five Elements Great Evasion from your thought-pattern, and then taught it to Kokuō.]

[Now, under your command, you have the Four Heavenly Kings of Yorimitsu from Minamoto no Yorimitsu, the guard dog Setanta-Fafnir, the lone Demon King Shuten-dōji, the nation-ruiningly beautiful Tamamo-no-Mae, and Kokuō, the Five-Tails, as your mount. To some extent, your high-end combat power is even stronger than the current 64th Emperor of Japan, Emperor En'yū.]

"If I recall correctly, isn't the current Emperor of Japan actually a figurehead?"

Bai Ming suddenly asked. Tamamo-no-Mae's head popped out two question marks. Why did this man suddenly think of that again?

Tamamo-no-Mae couldn't keep up with Bai Ming's sudden shift in thought, but Sei Shōnagon quickly did. While contemplating why Bai Ming wanted to target the Fujiwara clan, she replied, "Mm… I remember when I was young, Prince Morihira was put on the throne by the Fujiwara clan."

So he really intends to target the Fujiwara clan?

Sei Shōnagon's eyes sparkled. If he were to depose the Emperor and overthrow the Fujiwara family, that would be incredibly interesting. However, after hearing Bai Ming's question, the light in her eyes vanished. So he wasn't planning to cause trouble?

"Isn't Fujiwara no Fuhito still alive?"

"How could that be? He's from the Asuka period!"

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