Hey, Upstairs-Please Calm Down. / The Contest for the Seat

"Who are you? You dare impersonate my Brother Feng? Is this world so bad that you want to be reincarnated sooner? Are you looking for death??"

"..."

History...

Always strikingly similar!

Don't get angry, don't get angry. I won't get angry if others do. Why ruin your health by getting angry?

If I get angry and die, who will benefit? Besides, it's exhausting and a waste of energy!

"Sister Yi Ren, are you serious? If you don't tell me now, I'm leaving." After reciting the incantation, Ling Mengxue's mind immediately calmed down, as if bathed in a gentle breeze.

That thing?

It doesn't matter anymore.

"Hey?! Brother Feng, wait a minute! Just go to the guardhouse, give my name, and sign your name. I was just joking, Brother Feng, don't you know me?"

"Do you know why you have so few friends?" Ling Mengxue was speechless. It seemed that only a few people, such as Qiu Yun'er, were still willing to play with her.

But thinking about it, including her and Zhao Ping's group, it seems like quite a few.

"It's okay, I don't mind." Ye Yiren laughed it off. Anyway, having a few people to chat with was enough, and the girls in the United Alliance were all easy to get along with. Now, she actually felt a little sorry for Ling Mengxue.

Back in school, Ling Mengxue wasn't exactly expressionless, but she always maintained a nonchalant attitude, as cold as ice all the time. It's unclear who melted that feeling, but now that she has such a good temper, it makes Ling Mengxue a little embarrassed.

"Anyway, that's it~ I'll take you on a tour of our 'school' environment later. You'll be so envious, and then you'll regret it. This place also has a special training camp for 'Star Warrior'. The dormitories are single rooms, fully equipped, and definitely no worse than a five-star hotel!"

"Is that so? Okay, then I'll have to trouble you later. After that, you can celebrate however you like today, just remember to let me know the time, place, and people." Ling Mengxue's tone remained unchanged, her mind as calm as still water.

As long as she remains calm enough, she won't lose; this is the law of conservation of mass.

What the hell is this law of conservation of mass?!

After ending the call, Ling Mengxue arrived at the security room.

There was no security guard here as I had imagined. Through the transparent glass, I could see the fresh and green interior design, with natural colors accenting the gray background walls. The green cushions and curtains echoed each other, as if capturing the last days of summer.

[Img=700,989]htt Weekend bonus~☆

Chapter 137 The netizen upstairs, please calm down.

Inside the room, a high school girl with a pure and lovely appearance, wearing lace-rimmed sunglasses and a Tsubaki JK uniform, was leisurely lying on a wicker chair, holding a coconut in her hand, looking very comfortable and relaxed.

The girl gave off the feeling of being on vacation on the beach, a strangely peculiar scene.

Noticing someone had arrived, she didn't even look up, but simply shouted, "Sign up, state your identity, name, gender, age, measurements, height, weight, body shape, bust, waist, hips, thighs, calves... and your purpose, OK, that's it."

Ling Mengxue: "..."

What kind of bizarre operation is this?

"Excuse me, where should I sign?" Ling Mengxue asked instinctively, her heart filled with mixed feelings.

"Look, isn't there some paper on the table? You can reach it with just your hand."

Thanks, could you tell me one more thing: which way is the girls' dormitory building?

"Huh?"

Upon hearing this question, the girl's expression immediately turned strange. She took off her sunglasses, looked up, and said, "Handsome, I didn't expect you to be so weird. You're looking for the dormitory building the first time you come to the United Alliance. I forgot to ask who let you in."

"..." "Ye Yiren".

"Hmm? That newcomer..." The girl stroked her chin, her eyes thoughtful, then chuckled, "Alright, but remember to have her guide you. If you go to the wrong place, you might die~ How about it, scared?"

"Good..."

Ling Mengxue scratched the back of her head, looking completely unconcerned.

After hearing similar things so many times, I've started to become immune to them.

"Alright, go in. I wouldn't have bothered reminding you if it weren't for how friendly you are." The girl waved her hand, then pulled out a comic book from somewhere. "Remember to come out alive."

"Thank you for your kind words, I'm leaving now."

As the door slowly opened, Ling Mengxue didn't linger. She glanced at the map and went inside.

A sign reading "Star Prefecture Media University" hung at the entrance. Inside, the style was completely different. However, as an insider, she knew that this place was the headquarters of the Astral Mark Girl, similar to a "Magic Association," and it looked very prestigious.

As soon as I arrived at the dormitory building, I saw Ye Yiren carrying a small shoulder bag, rushing down the stairs.

I must say, that was quick.

Given the time it took to make the phone call and the distance involved, Ling Mengxue had no idea how she had managed it; it was as if she had activated time acceleration.

The key point is that her clothes were neat and clean, her hair was smooth, and there was almost no flaw in her appearance, which was quite amazing.

[Xi: Master, have you forgotten that others might also have points?]

Sensing her thoughts, a cute little voice suddenly echoed in her mind. Ling Mengxue coughed awkwardly, her expression composed. "Of course I know, I just wanted to see if you would remind me."

[Xi:...]

[Xi: Master, I've suddenly noticed something; you seem a bit arrogant.]

What are you saying?

"I just forgot for a moment, and I didn't want to admit it." Ling Mengxue smiled slightly. She wasn't being arrogant; at least she was honest, right?

"Oh? Xiaofeng, so fast? I was going to pretend I'd been waiting for you for ages." Ye Yiren with a grin, a hint of teasing on her face, leaving the latter speechless.

"So... what do you want to do? Is it okay if I follow you the whole time?" Ling Mengxue put aside her thoughts, not expecting this person to be so honest.

"Come with me to have breakfast first. I have a task to perform today." Ye Yiren led the way, looking cheerful and seemingly in a good mood.

The two walked along a forest path, the gentle, bright sunlight falling on the flowerbeds, creating a colorful tapestry that evoked a sense of longing in their hearts.

Every tree and every leaf seems to have been meticulously carved with a knife, exuding an atmosphere of exquisite artistry.

However, Ling Mengxue seemed somewhat indifferent to this, not for any other reason than that she was still preoccupied with what gift to prepare for her trip to Yanjing...

Before she knew it, she had taken out her phone and logged onto Baidu.

If you encounter any problems that you can't solve, you can also seek help from the vast online community.

After thinking about it, she decisively posted the question on Baidu Forum.

Bite--

In less than two minutes, several replies had already appeared.

[Lonely Cigarette: This young man must be a guy, right? When meeting the girl's parents, you could bring some expensive tea for your future father-in-law, like Four Seasons Spring, Big Red Robe, or Tieguanyin. Many middle-aged and elderly people have a habit of drinking tea, and giving tea as a gift is unlikely to be a mistake.]

[The Little Girls' Match Seller: Big brother, you can buy some skincare products and cosmetics for the girl's mother! Girls of every age have a love for beauty, and... remember to secretly ask the girl's mother about her skin type!]

[Yoshi Big Big: Hehe, it's not as complicated as you guys make it out to be. Just bring some fruit as a token, or you can just go to their door. They can't possibly kick you out, right? After all, they don't want to upset their daughter, do they?]

[White Rabbit Candy: To the idiot upstairs, please calm down...]

[White Rabbit Candy: Don't listen to his nonsense, little guy. You can choose some things to consider yourself. Nutritional supplements, health products, and massage devices are all good gift options. If all else fails, you can ask your partner's parents about their needs and preferences first, which is a safer bet. Gifts aren't about being expensive or plentiful; it's about putting in the thought. I believe the recipient will see your sincerity and genuine feelings!]

[Yoshi Big Big upstairs, do you really like commenting?]

Ling Mengxue: "..."

["Yoshi Big Big" has been kicked out of the forum--]

"This world really does have all sorts of people..."

"Buying some higher-end fruits would be quite appropriate, but they're not an ordinary family, so I don't know if there are any differences. I guess I should ask Xi Yan for advice."

Ling Mengxue touched her hair, somewhat annoyed.

Arriving at the luxurious and dreamy restaurant of 'Star Engraving Alliance', the entire building is a dining area, with each type of food having its own separate floor. Compared to some high-end restaurants, this place is simply a gourmet castle!

The place was large, but there weren't many people inside, though Ling Mengxue still seemed a little distracted.

This is precisely why it proves how much she values this matter.

She had even prepared herself for all sorts of difficulties...

You've been watching too many TV dramas, haven't you?

Upon arriving at the breakfast area on the first floor and ordering her food, Ye Yiren realized that she was distracted.

He found a seat and sat down in the empty seat next to her, nudged her arm with his elbow, and teased, "Brother Feng, what are you thinking about? You don't seem to be in good spirits. Did you do that last night?"

"..." "What is it?? I'm just worried and really nervous about meeting my girlfriend's parents..."

[Img=700,971]htt It's fading, it's fading--

Chapter 138 The Battle for Location

Ling Mengxue rested her chin on her hand, tilted her head to look out the window, and felt an indescribable melancholy.

Hearing this, Ye Yiren's eyes lit up. Ignoring the toast in her hand, she took a bite and exclaimed, "What's there to be nervous about? Just bring a small gift when you visit, and pay attention to your appearance. Do you think they'll eat you alive?"

Ling Mengxue turned to look at her, finding it somewhat amusing. "You make it sound so easy? Have you actually tried it?"

"Ahem, that's only natural. It's inevitable to be a little nervous when meeting someone's parents for the first time." Ye Yiren coughed lightly, trying to hide her embarrassment, and looked away shyly.

Clang--

Just then, a plate fell from the table opposite them and landed right in front of them.

Ye Yiren turned her head and glanced at the girl sitting in front of them, her face showing confusion.

Who is this?

It looks kind of familiar.

The young woman had long, slightly wavy hair that cascaded down her shoulders. She was virtuous and elegant, with a confident smile on her pretty face as she looked straight at someone.

Without a doubt, it's Ling Mengxue.

Who can blame her when she's the main character?

"Su Yun..." Upon seeing the face above, Ling Mengxue's expression became somewhat complicated, and she managed a forced smile.

Only a handful of people knew her identity, yet she couldn't do anything about this older sister of the same age. Who could blame her when the older sister had such a strong aura? And she had already reached the Origin Transformation Realm.

Su Yun ignored Ye Yiren beside her, and looked at Ling Mengxue with a gentle smile, saying tenderly, "Xiaofeng, have you seen the recent news? It is said that all the girls who disappeared in Ping'an District a while ago have returned safely and have been reunited with their families and parents. Everyone is happy."

As she spoke, she clasped her hands together and turned to the side, her smile widening even more, "Don't misunderstand, I'm just asking, I have no other intentions."

Your idea is pretty obvious, isn't it?

Isn't it just that you suspect me?

Ling Mengxue maintained her smile, but she was already starting to crack. "Su Yun, what a coincidence to run into you here! But I don't understand what you're saying. I'm just a student, I don't really care about things online."

"Stop, stop, stop! Wait a minute!" Ye Yiren couldn't stand it anymore. She stepped into the middle, made a STAP gesture, and looked annoyed. "Do you guys know each other? Don't treat me like I'm a blank line, okay? Especially this young lady, shouldn't you introduce yourselves first?"

"... Hmm?" "My name is Shu Yun. I'm Ling Feng's neighbor and his gaming friend and colleague at SK Esports." Su Yun was taken aback at first, then explained with a smile.

It sounded perfectly normal, but to Ye Yiren, it sounded rather infuriating.

Her expression remained unchanged as she casually put her arm around Ling Mengxue's shoulder, pouting, "My brother is a strong fighter with impressive combat power, a solid five-star main DPS. Our relationship isn't any worse than yours, is it?"

Ling Mengxue: "..."

So, can you let me go first?

"Hmm~ Would you mind if we had a meal together?" Su Yun asked in a friendly manner, not minding at all.

Seeing that Ye Yiren seemed to want to say something more, Ling Mengxue immediately reacted and quickly said, "Su Yun, don't be so formal, let's all eat together and make it more lively~"

Ye Yiren: "..."

"I'd be honored to accept your invitation." Su Yun smiled slightly, not standing on ceremony, and turned to lean against Ling Mengxue: "Xiaofeng, did you come to the United Alliance at Miss Ye's invitation? Actually, if you'd like, you can move in openly and legitimately~"

Ling Mengxue was somewhat surprised, and felt her heart beat faster. "I..."

"What? Isn't this normal?" Before she could finish speaking, Ye Yiren suddenly interjected, "If Brother Feng is willing, with his status as a high-level 'Star Warrior,' he should be able to pass the assessment."

"Huh? Is that so?" Hearing this, Su Yun was somewhat surprised and looked at Ling Mengxue in astonishment. "I didn't expect Xiaofeng to have so many identities. But if someone comes looking for you in the future, I still hope you can consider it~"

Ye Yiren: "What are you talking about? I don't understand. Are you hiding something from me?"