The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 160

That Woman in a Nun's Habit and White Stockings

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"I called you, but you didn't turn around. What can I do?"

"I think you're just making things difficult for me Mo Yi— "

Kallen: "..."

You must resist the urge to utter vulgarities!

Besides her love of reading novels, Kallen has another little-known hobby: she loves to make lewd remarks!

If it were someone she didn't know, or someone who wouldn't recognize her, she could spout off all sorts of witty remarks. But Mo Yi was someone she knew, and if he were to tell Theresa, wouldn't her sister's dignified image collapse?

Otherwise, she would have just retorted directly – it's my afternoon tea time, and I refuse to be disturbed by strangers.

"Okay, what do you need me for?"

Mo Yi had no interest in provoking the other party at this moment, and directly explained what was going on on his end. Raiden Mei was fine, and he had safely taken them home, so there was no need to worry.

What he's preparing to do now is head towards the cherry blossom tree, which is the main reason for today's Honkai Beast tide.

"So what are you planning to do? I can take you to my house to find Theresa, or we can go to our destination together. Of course, you can do whatever you want; it's your freedom."

Today, the other party volunteered to help Mo Yi and the others buy time, risking their lives. Moreover, since they met, Mo Yi has always been the one taking advantage of the other party, deriving a lot of pleasure energy from them.

So, Mo Yi still had a pretty good impression of her. Where could he find such a fun girl? Especially since she was Kallen, cough cough.

It seems something has been exposed.

After hesitating for a few seconds, Kallen replied:

"Together--"

The situation here has been stabilized. Kallen originally wanted to go back to Theresa, but ever since she stepped into this amusement park, she felt something calling to her. As the Honkai Beast tide appeared, the calling became more and more obvious.

The source of the calling voice was in the direction Mo Yi pointed.

This is the lingering desire within this body.

Kallen always says she is not the Kallen 500 years ago, but faced with this situation, she subconsciously wants to listen to her body's call and find those lost memories.

She didn't know why, she just felt she should do it.

This is probably the second most important meaning in her life, besides protecting Theresa.

PS: Chapter 36: Mo Yi no longer cared about the details of what happened, because Bronya and the headmaster had successfully moved into Mo Yi's house under the pretext of renting. Back in his room, Mo Yi could only sigh, was all of this part of his parents' plan? The house was built so big, with four rooms on each of the four floors excluding the first floor. Calculating it this way, Mo Yi's house could accommodate up to sixteen people. Honkai Impact 3rd doesn't even have ten Valkyrie currently, so Mo Yi's house was more than enough to be Valkyrie dormitory. Even if new characters were added in the future, it would definitely not be a problem. Speaking of which, am I a god... cough cough, a Captain? Mo Yi: "..." Captain, I'll never be Captain in this lifetime. Is being a cleaner more fun than playing games? Mo Yi thought things had gotten really bad, but little did he know that at the Schicksal Headquarters, Fu Hua, who had awakened her memories and was heading to Changkong City, was suddenly stopped by Lord Green Otto, 'The organization has an important mission for you, Immortal Vermilion Bird.' Then Fu Hua received a government-funded trip, and her destination was Changkong City, which she was going to visit. (Honkai 4's prequel is coming to an end, preparing to enter various side stories.)

Chapter 144: That Woman in the Nun's Habit and White Stockings

Since the other party wanted to go, Mo Yi had no choice but to take his newly added temporary teammate, 'Happy Kallen,' and head towards the location of the cherry blossom tree.

"Um--"

Kallen didn't say anything more. The two walked towards the location of the cherry blossom tree. If they encountered any Honkai Beast along the way, they would go up and eliminate them before continuing.

The journey wasn't actually that long, since it was just in the center of the amusement park. It was only because he encountered several waves of Honkai Beast along the way and saw some seriously injured people that Mo Yi went up to rescue them and give them some treatment, which made it take him more than thirty minutes to walk such a short distance.

During this process, Kallen also discovered some secrets. It was as if the plants were summoned and controlled by Mo Yi. As soon as they reached the collapsed area, the plants would come to help on their own, moving stones and tiles out and placing the injured in front of Mo Yi so that he could provide first aid.

If he weren't the one who summoned these plants, how could they cooperate like this? Plant armies in other places wouldn't act this way; at most, they would avoid and protect humans while dealing with Honkai Beast.

Moreover, the other party was very patient during the treatment, and did not have the arrogant feeling that she had seen in other Cultivator.

Of course, Mo Yi's patience is also limited. I save you and help you treat you because I want to do so. If you can thank me, Mo Yi will still feel happy, but it is not a necessary thing.

However, he also encountered those who, due to misfortune such as the death of relatives and friends, vented their resentment on Mo Yi, saying things like, "Why didn't you come sooner? If you had come sooner, he wouldn't have died," or "It's all your fault as Cultivator for not discovering this crisis in advance." To such people, Mo Yi would simply say, "Treat me if you want, or get lost," and turn around and walk away. If he was in a good mood, he would casually give them a treatment to keep them alive.

Mo Yi: If someone takes other people's kindness for granted, I can't tolerate that! If they dare to try and extort me, I'll just use Lulu's "Whimsical Miko" skill to turn them into a small animal for two hours. If they're so capable, let them speak animal language.

After Mo Yi turned the two guys he couldn't stand into into a pig and a cat, no one dared to grumble in front of Mo Yi anymore.

Of course, if it's a reasonable request, such as if someone's relatives or friends are buried nearby and they hope Mo Yi can help rescue them, Mo Yi wouldn't refuse. He would simply control the plants to carry out the rescue.

After this journey, Mo Yi's impression on the Sin Hunter Kallen improved slightly, from a big liar, pervert, and jerk to a big liar, pervert, and jerk who is essentially a good person but has a very wicked sense of humor.

That's really something to celebrate... what a load of rubbish!

Anyway, even if Mo Yi finds out about this, it doesn't matter. As long as the other party's favorability score is 60 points, it's acceptable. He doesn't have any intention of trying to win her over.

However, Kallen soon discovered another truth: when Mo Yi was treating others, although he was patient and down-to-earth, he always had a blank expression on his face. He would only smile when treating lolis and would even go to great lengths to coax them.

This leads to the suspicious conclusion that the other person is Loli Con!

No wonder they were so good to Theresa but so mean to me!

Because of this discovery, Kallen's level of vigilance towards Mo Yi immediately rose to the highest level, and she would absolutely not give Mo Yi and Theresa a chance to be alone together!

Regarding this matter, Mo Yi could only say, Happy Kallen, you're overthinking it again. What's wrong with liking children?!

When interacting with others, Mo Yi prefers to spend time with children, as she doesn't have to rack her brains to figure out the true meaning behind their actions and words.

As people grow up, they need to make a living, and naturally they need to be worldly and wear masks to play themselves and put on a grand performance. Mo Yi can understand all of this, and even he himself would do the same.

However, understanding is one thing, but liking is another.

In comparison, I feel more comfortable and at ease spending time with children.

Among the children, there are boys and girls. Boys at this age are mostly naughty, while little girls are relatively more obedient. After a naughty child broke the computer he used for work, causing him to lose a lot of important data, Mo Yi developed a deep hatred for naughty children.

Kallen has come to a new conclusion: Mo Yi is essentially a good person, but he has a terrible personality and a perverse love for Loli Con.

Of course, even if Mo Yi knew about Kallen's prejudice, he didn't care. After all, she was just an unimportant person, as long as she didn't disrupt his life.

"Let's go--"

After resolving the last wave of trouble, Mo Yi led Kallen to continue towards the location of the cherry blossom tree.

Mo Yi only learned later the impact of his previous actions: he was called the "Changkong Comical Hero" by the people who had helped him, naturally because Mo Yi always wore a comical mask.

The title "Comedy Hero" automatically became Mo Yi's registered title in the Cultivator Association, directly replacing the "Masked Man" title that the Phantom Duo had given him before.

As the two approached the cherry blossom tree, they saw Great Fox being beaten by a group of people.

"Ah--"

Before Mo Yi could even make a dazzling entrance, the 'Happy Kallen' next to him suddenly clutched his head and cried out in pain.

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