The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 215

Kallen, Tired of Love

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As a certain bald bigwig once said, "To fight external enemies, one must first secure internal stability. "Kaguya, who understands this well, chose to eliminate potential competitors in Gensokyo Mo Yi even made contact with it. Only after securing her own base and ensuring there would be no backstabbing could she confidently launch her attack.

Of course, Kaguya wasn't without confidence. She had always believed that she was the best, especially after she understood Mo Yi's typical Chinese values. As the woman hailed as the most beautiful in the East, could anyone compare to her?

Men are all fickle and easily bored. Although she will inevitably be the winner in the end, as the Moon Princess, Kaguya never uses secondhand goods, which is why she took precautions.

Everything was going according to plan, but it was Reisen who ruined Princess perfect plan!

It was fate's arrangement that Reisen appeared in front of Mo Yi, but what angered Kaguya the most was her behavior of complaining about her and revealing all sorts of dirty secrets about her in front of Mo Yi.

I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, but I'm most afraid of pig-like teammates.

I'm not asking for your help anymore, but Reisen is clearly just holding us back. How could Her Highness the Princess let her off so easily?

So, having received Mo Yi's promise not to tell anyone, Reisen, pulling a cart full of delicious food, thought she could receive a reward from the Her Highness the Princess, and hummed a little tune as she walked back.

Then, upon meeting her, Kaguya, who had awakened the abilities of Eternity and Moments, tied her up. First, she stuffed a bunch of unknown pills stolen from Yagokoro Eirin into Reisen's mouth, and then she took off Reisen's socks and stuffed them into her mouth.

Yagokoro Eirin's medicines have unimaginable effects, but most of them have some minor drawbacks. For example, a cold medicine that can cure you instantly with one pill will cause you to burp for five minutes after taking it. A medicine that gives you the ability to fly temporarily may have the side effect of being so energetic that you can't stop once you take off.

In short, the more miraculous the drug's effects, the greater its side effects, though even the most severe ones wouldn't be life-threatening at the time. Furthermore, as Reisen Yagokoro Eirin's personal test subject (the rabbit), Reisen's drug resistance was definitely EX-level.

Kaguya's actions were intended to teach her opponent a lesson; she didn't mean to kill them. Besides, after raising a pet for so many years, she had developed feelings for it. After all, she, Houraisan Kaguya, wasn't some kind of demon. "Waaah—"

Suspended in mid-air with her mouth stuffed with socks, Reisen was enduring some kind of 'side effect,' her face flushed red as she twisted and turned in mid-air, finally only able to make whimpering noises and shed tears of regret.

Unfortunately, Kaguya had anticipated that the other party would beg for mercy, so she gagged him from the start to prevent him from disturbing Princess enjoyment of the delicious food.

After glancing at Reisen, Kaguya turned her attention to her conversation with Mo Yi, who had just mentioned the word 'offal soup'.

She was naturally aware of such plots in many fan works. Her Houraisan Kaguya and Fujiwara no Mokou (a character in Gensokyo who has a complicated relationship with Kaguya that is hard to understand) often fought. Because both of them had taken the elixir of Elixir of Immortality, they always fought to a draw. However, they were injured in the process of fighting and inevitably lost some body tissue.

The so-called offal soup refers to the soup made from the scraps that fell after a fight, which the two people then share.

To this, Kaguya could only say that she didn't have such a heavy taste, and Fujiwara no Mokou's age was not even a fraction of hers. In fact, the other party's Elixir of Immortality was left by her. In the past, when the other party fought with her, she treated her like a pet to play with. She couldn't possibly get hurt, so where would the offal soup come from?

It wouldn't matter if someone else said it, but since Mo Yi said it, it needs to be clarified immediately!

What if Mo Yi misunderstands that Houraisan Kaguya is really such a person with such heavy tastes?

Ordinary humans simply couldn't accept something so extreme; after all, not everyone could accept their wife being Muzan. (laughs)

"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

Kaguya immediately replied with a triple negative to Mo Yi, then sent Mo Yi a picture of Reisen and said, "Reisen is so kind. How could I, such a kind Princess, possibly harm my own pet?"

Mo Yi: "..."

Looking at the picture of Reisen, who was all red, her eyes rolled back, her mouth gagged, and hanging in mid-air, struggling, Mo Yi didn't know how to comment.

As for the offal soup, Mo Yi only made a comment. In Mo Yi's mind, although Kaguya had a cunning and fun personality, she was not a big villain and should not have done something so extreme.

As for Reisen in the picture, Mo Yi didn't know what to say. He could only say that Her Highness the Princess really knew how to have fun. That rope bondage was clearly done by someone who had taken some kind of indescribable drug, and then she was hanging in mid-air.

Cough cough, I never expected you to be such a devil!

Yes, and also a sadistic personality.

Thinking about this, Mo Yi began to mentally count whether he had offended Kaguya. What if he went to her place and got drugged as soon as he entered, and then suffered the same treatment as Reisen? He certainly wouldn't die, but he felt he would suffer a severe mental blow.

Therefore, Mo Yi came to the conclusion that he should never offend Kaguya worse than death.

She's so incredibly sexy!

Episode 86, Mei Chapter 1.31: When it was almost time, Miss Mei Mo Yi to her room. "Mei, I'll wait here—" Mo Yi glanced at Mei's room door. Although he really wanted to go in and see what was different about a girl's room compared to his own, his heart was pounding, and he reminded himself to stay calm. "It's not good to just barge into your room like that." Miss Mei: "..." Hmph, you used to freely enter Kiana and Yue Xia's rooms, and you didn't say anything bad about it?! I think Mo Yi, you're just making things difficult for me, Raiden Mei! Of course, Mei didn't expect Mo Yi to go in either. Although she had Yae Sakura tinkering inside for a long time, there were still some details that required her to go in before they could proceed. "Okay, I'll call you in when I'm ready." Miss Mei opened the door, turned to look at Mo Yi, and put her index finger to her lips with a smile. "Don't peek while I'm changing, okay, Mo Yi?" "I won't peek!" Mo Yi: You confessed, so I'm your sweetheart. Can peeking be called being your sweetheart? That's called being affectionate! And even if I, Mo Yi, stand here waiting to starve to death, or jump off a cliff, I would never sneak a peek through the door!

Chapter 197: Kallen Love

It's noon.

Before we knew it, the Late Night Diner's opening hours were almost over, with only twenty minutes left.

Mo Yi then told everyone that the Late Night Diner would no longer be open starting tomorrow night.

After completing the previous free game 'Pufferfish Farming Days', it disappeared directly from Mo Yi's Little World Game interface, leaving behind only a Pufferfish Certificate.

Based on this rule, Mo Yi guessed that the Late Night Diner might also simply disappear.

After all, Auntie and Himeko are friends, and they might have many more opportunities to cross paths in the future, so it's better to tell them about this in advance.

Otherwise, if Auntie, who is used to freeloading, opens the door tomorrow night and finds she can't get in, she might suspect Mo Yi is up to something and even make a scene.

Of course, it's also possible that it will continue to operate. That would be a good surprise, as getting something back after losing it is always better than losing it suddenly.

"What--"

The headmistress, who was originally planning to go back to the St. Freya Academy to sleep, looked utterly devastated upon hearing the news.

"St. Freya's dining hall can be closed without even asking the headmaster?!"

The headmaster immediately revealed his wolfish ambitions; this guy really was planning to eat and drink for free.

Mo Yi: "..."

When did the Late Night Diner become the St. Freya Academy cafeteria?

"Why should I, Mo, explain my actions to you?"

After making a sarcastic remark, Mo Yi grabbed Theresa, who was only able to grab Mo Yi's collar by stepping on Judas, and lifted her high into the air with a high-speed piston-like motion.

"Let go of this academy headmaster! You pervert Loli Con!"

"Don't... stop..."

After shaking Auntie unconscious, Mo Yi finally put her down, but Theresa hadn't given up yet. As long as Zhou Xiaqiu continued, the path would extend, so she wouldn't give up easily!

The real reason is that after getting used to the bitter melon juice and various bitter melon dishes prepared by Xiao Huo, she no longer appreciates the food in the St. Freya Academy's cafeteria, and even the bitter melon juice she makes herself is incomparable to Xiao Huo's!

Lately, I've gotten into the habit of eating just a little something to fill my stomach during the day, and then coming here late at night to eat enough energy for the whole day the next day.

This sudden return to her past hardships is something she definitely can't accept!

Most importantly, it's free. You know, Auntie has never had enough money, and it took her so much trouble to find this place, how can we give up?

Could it be because of my grandfather?

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