I, Kaguya Houraisan, Am Just That Selfish

Mo Yi commented in a very serious tone:

"Most importantly, it doesn't have any strange taste."

Princess:"..."

That was exactly the answer I expected. But why did you want to kick the other person away?

It's important to know that in ancient times, a woman's feet were the most private part of her body, and even her husband was forbidden from touching them.

P. S.: "Your eyes clearly betray a ghost," whose side are you on, the middle—these lines are from the song "Fox Spirit." A quick search on Bilibili will reveal countless versions. As the saying goes, a content creator who hasn't made a "Fox Spirit" video isn't a true content creator. (Laughs, by the way, are there any content creators out there?)

Chapter 239, Princess Arc 46: With all his teammates suddenly gone, Mo Yi n't panicked. His magical skill level allowed him to see it was a magical effect. He knew to fight magic with magic, so he wasn't flustered. Besides, he'd been planning to just sit back and wait for the Princess to arrive before giving her her opinion. "Stop pretending. Everyone else has been teleported to different corners of the Scarlet Devil Mansion by Patchouli's magic." Hearing Mo Yi's words, Hong Meiling, her eyes still closed and face down, didn't jump up. Hong Meiling: "So you think I can slack off? I was defeated by you guys based on my own strength, why did you have to revive me and fight a second time?! "Mo Yi: "..." Since she didn't want to get up, Mo Yi didn't mind. He walked to a big tree, sat down, and said to the fallen Hong Meiling, "Then you continue, I'm waiting for someone—"

Chapter 348: I, Houraisan Kaguya, am just that selfish.

"Hey, Mo Yi— "

After the girl's most precious treasure (bare feet) was ignored, the Princess felt she should be angry, but in fact she wasn't; she had almost gotten used to this kind of scene.

And

Watching the other person lower their head and earnestly massage her feet with their hands, the Princess felt inexplicably at ease, and the thought arose in her mind that it would be wonderful if every day could be like this.

Indeed, men look their most handsome when they are working diligently.

Of course, she was just thinking about it. What she wanted was someone who could accompany her on a spiritual level, not a servant. One Reisen in her house was enough for her to bully.

Neither of them spoke, just staring at each other in Jingjing, until the Princess's expression suddenly turned serious and she called out to Mo Yi.

Mo Yi, engrossed in serving Mo Yi, hadn't noticed how much time had passed. This was a rare opportunity for him to repay her kindness. Hearing the Princess call his name, Mo Yi looked up at Princess flushed cheeks and asked, "What's wrong? Did I press something wrong?"

"It feels so good—"

The Princess thought to herself, "It seems you often give massages, Mo Yi, otherwise why do you seem so familiar with it!"

As a result, the Princess became increasingly suspicious of the existence of the 'fox spirit'.

What kind of adult do you want to become when you grow up?

Mo Yi: "..."

What's wrong with the Princess tonight? Something feels off; she's asking herself such serious life questions now.

Mo Yi had thought about this question in his previous life, but in the end, it was just a thought. He was no different from the vast majority of people, and could only continue down this path without any choice, eventually becoming the kind of person he hated the most.

In this life, Mo Yi didn't think too much. Having lived a whole life, he chose to do the things in front of him well rather than waste his energy on daydreams. And so, more than ten years passed.

"I want to be Partner of Justice— "

Princess:"..."

The Princess asked this question with a purpose; she wanted to know what was on Mo Yi's mind and wanted to care about him. However, since he didn't want to answer, she had to show her concern indirectly in other ways, which is why she did something she rarely did, like 'talking about ideals and life'.

Because for someone who has existed for so long, there are really no ideals or life stories to talk about. She has seen through everything that she should see through, and she still can't see through everything that she can't see through. In the end, she became NEET Princess, living her life in her own way, until one day an anomaly occurs, and even she, who has an immortal body, will disappear.

Ahem, of course, there was also the idea of subtly probing that Schrodinger's 'vixen'.

Upon hearing Mo Yi's joke about being "Justice Partner," the Princess playfully kicked Mo Yi's lower back with her left foot (with the force of a coquettish massage), complaining, "I'm not kidding, Princess 'm being super serious right now!"

Mo Yi said speechlessly:

"But I'm not used to you being so serious all of a sudden, Princess— "

"I just—"

The Princess ran her hand through a lock of her long hair, her tone slightly melancholic, yet her face beaming with a smile, and said, "As time goes by, everything changes, just like us. Will we still be able to play games and joke around like this a few years from now?"

Mo Yi: "..."

The Princess's smile inexplicably tugged at Mo Yi's heartstrings.

He shook his head and smiled:

"Of course—"

"Unless you despise me for being a greasy middle-aged man in a decade or so."

"(ˉ▽~~) Tch~~"

Princess: Nobody would believe your nonsense! At Mo Yi's current rate of progress, he could complete the Gensokyo Paradise Plan in a few years. Aside from worlds where lifespans are limited and combat power requires squeezing the body rather than enhancing the essence of life, those powerful individuals capable of achieving Gundam-like effects often live forever.

However, since the other party had said that, the Princess thought about it seriously for a moment. After hesitating for two seconds, she said, "Don't try to be so cunning. I will force you to take the Hōrai Elixir— "

Because of the Hōrai Elixir, a Fujiwara no Mokou who harbored hatred towards her was born. From then on, the Princess never again created Elixir of Immortality with Yagokoro Eirin. However, if it were Mo Yi, even if he resented her, the Princess would find her own way to make him consume it, preventing that cunning person from leaving her without permission. (The Hōrai Elixir requires the Princess's abilities, combined with Yagokoro Eirin's pharmaceutical skills, to be successfully created.)

Yes, I, Houraisan Kaguya, am that selfish.

Sensing the affirmation in the Princess's words, Mo Yi smiled:

"Then I'll wait."

"But you won't think that way after you get a wife—"

The Princess rested her chin on her hand and, in a sarcastic tone, spoke about what she most wanted to know.

"I don't think any wife could tolerate her husband meeting with a prettier girl every night in the middle of the night."

Looking at Mo Yi, who was still massaging her feet, the Princess continued:

"Even though we're completely innocent and just playing games, who would believe us?"

Mo Yi: "..."

Mo Yi hadn't really thought about what the Princess was saying.

Of course, Mo Yi has always wanted to make the Princess his wife, so the problem the Princess mentioned will not occur.

"Princess, you underestimate me. Do you think I Mo Yi, am henpecked? Do you think I don't even have the right to go out and play with my friends?!"

Mo Yi, with the air of a domineering CEO, said:

"Why should I Mo Yi, explain my actions to others?"

Ahem, Miss Mei is so gentle and considerate, she's not the kind of person who's unreasonable!

Right, why did I automatically Miss Mei?