The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 459

Princess: This Princess Has Not Been Dumped! (cont.)

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That guy, just a few nights before he disappeared, was saying things in a relaxed tone like, "Everything is going according to plan," "I can lose this one, and if I lose, I'll eat this monitor," and "How Koko Tenzang at me? I can take on ten Coco Danzos with one hand!"

Back then, people complained that he was like an old general on a theatrical stage, constantly setting up flags, warning people to be careful not to crash or something!

I used to video chat with her every night on Eien-tei Online, or go to her place for a while. But that day I suddenly lost contact with her. It's obvious that something went wrong!

As for Mo Yi suddenly becoming disliked and then pretending to disappear, the Princess never even considered it.

As time went by, the Princess grew increasingly worried and agitated.

After that, she couldn't play games, couldn't eat, and couldn't sleep. Of course, the Princess could revive with full health and mana on the spot after dying, so it wasn't a big problem. But if it were anyone else, even if they didn't get sick and die suddenly, they would become extremely haggard and frightening to walk around.

Finally, the Princess devoted her time to studying and researching machines for traversing worlds and dimensions.

Since the other party isn't coming to me, I'll find a way to go to them myself!

Who knows, maybe Ququ Mo Yi is somewhere pitifully calling her name, begging this Princess to save him.

Of course, with technology, success isn't guaranteed just by devoting yourself to research. Often, it requires countless coincidences, luck, and relevant basic knowledge to succeed by chance. Despite having the knowledge from another world provided by Mo Yi, the Princess still failed to develop the technology and instead researched many other advanced technologies during this time.

"But--"

Reisen put down the square box and muttered to herself:

"Your Princess, you often tell us that carrots are the most delicious food. I thought you would like them."

Princess:"..."

I was just trying to trick you rabbits into working hard so I could give you carrots to get rid of you, you idiots!

"Kaguya, you bastard, come out here right now!"

Suddenly, Fujiwara no Mokou's voice came from outside:

"It's been so long since I've beaten up you, you NEET Princess!"

"If you're so capable of hiding inside, then come out here!"

(Fujiwara no Mokou, nicknamed Sister Hong or Turkey, is the Princess's nemesis in Gensokyo, and their relationship is one of love-hate friendship.)

Princess:"..."

She was already in a very irritable mood, but years of experience had made the Princess suppress it and not show it, instead focusing her attention on her research.

That turkey actually dares to cause trouble now. Does it really think I, the Princess, have a good temper?

Finally finding an outlet for her anger, the Princess slammed the wrench on the ground, took off her glasses, and strode outside, roaring, "I was imprisoned for ten thousand years and banished from my homeland. Now, you, a mere turkey, dare to trespass into my territory? You're courting death! You're courting death!"

Fujiwara no Mokou, standing outside the bamboo grove, felt a sense of relief for some reason upon hearing the Princess's familiar roar.

She hadn't seen him for the past six months. He used to always cause her trouble or incite others to mess with her, but now, even if she went to Eientei to flirt with him, he would just say "oh" and then ignore her.

Fujiwara no Mokou: That wretched Houraisan Kaguya! After turning me into this, she now ignores me, leaving me with no way to avenge myself!

Yesterday, Fujiwara no Mokou was feeling quite depressed, suddenly received a request from Yagokoro Eirin, who said that her Princess seemed to have broken up with her boyfriend and was in a bad mood, and hoped that she could come and ask her Princess to go out and have some fun so that she could get some exercise.

Upon hearing this news, Fujiwara no Mokou suddenly realized why Kaguya hadn't been adding any more people lately and hadn't come out to fight her even when she was flirting with her. Turns out she was in love.

Fujiwara no Mokou: Damn it! We agreed to be single together, whoever gets a girlfriend first is the dog!

Thankfully, I just broke up with my boyfriend!

How dare a NEET like me find a partner? I've ruined my normal life. Now I'm getting my comeuppance. I'll have to give him a good dressing down when we meet later!

"Damn turkey!"

As Illidan's famous line rang out, the Princess stepped out, already holding the Hōrai Jade Branch in her hand. This time, she didn't intend to mock the other party properly; she just wanted to give him a good beating to vent her frustration.

"Princess 'm in a bad mood, so you're the one who's going to suffer."

"Oh--"

The Princess's behavior only made Fujiwara no Mokou happier. "You secretly got rid of me and stopped playing with me. Now you're getting your comeuppance!"

"I heard you broke up with your boyfriend."

"No wonder, you're only presentable on the outside, you reek of decay inside—"

Princess:"..."

"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

When did she break up with her boyfriend? Mo Yi was just a little busy and, due to some unforeseen circumstances, was temporarily unable to contact his beloved Princess.

"How dare you, a mere turkey, slander someone's innocence out of thin air!"

"This Princess and Mo Yi have a very good relationship! How could a grown-up like you, with a cigarette between your fingers, constantly spouting 'I' and 'fuck you,' a fake boy who has never been in a relationship, possibly understand the affairs of us adults?"

Fujiwara no Mokou: "..."

"Damn it!"

"I'm going to beat you to tears today, you NEET Princess!"

"Come on, this Princess is going to tear this turkey apart with her bare hands too!"

Suddenly, the Princess's cell phone rang.

"La la la Demacia!"

La la la la lu ah lu ah!

Master Yi stealing towers in League of Legends.

Tryndamere unleashed his ultimate again in League of Legends.

I'm shooting Ashe in League of Legends.

He died before the arrow hit him—

The atmosphere instantly became awkward.

PS: Princess: You promised, next time I'd star in the main story! Author: Definitely next time! Last night we released a new rush cast. Our readers are tired of long, straight black hair; they prefer Yandere, big loli characters now, so the lead role has been changed to Sajo Ryouko. Princess: "My Princess Project isn't dead yet! They're just saying that. My status as the Princess has never wavered!" Author: "Times have changed, Princess!"

Chapter 295, Princess Arc 99: Eientei, Yagokoro Eirin, still processing medicinal herbs, accidentally dropped her small shovel with a 'clatter'. Even with her composure, she couldn't hide the shock and anger in her heart. Her beloved daughter, whom she had nurtured for so many years, was about to be taken away, pot and all? Suddenly, she was told she was getting engaged? The Moon Sage, had no dignity! Suddenly, a wave of dizziness flashed through her mind. A memory suddenly appeared in Yagokoro Eirin's mind, and some previously vague memories became clear in an instant. 'So that's how it is, no wonder...' The Princess, seeing Yagokoro Eirin's strange expression, asked with some concern, 'Eirin, are you alright?' 'I... I'm fine—' Yagokoro Eirin looked at the Princess with a very complicated gaze, mixed with guilt, regret, and so on, and said, 'As long as you're happy, Princess, leave the rest to me.' The guilt in her heart grew even stronger—I'm sorry, Princess, I'm an undercover agent.

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