I, Homelander, Marvel's Only God Among Men
Chapter 469

We're the Perfect Team

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The audience below burst into laughter.

Immediately after, an actor in a green muscular bodysuit rushed out from backstage.

"Hulk! Smash!"

The actor playing Hulk grabbed "Thor" by the ankle and swung him wildly from side to side across the stage like a rag doll.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"What a weak god!" the Hulk-suited actor mocked at last.

The audience erupted into laughter again.

Thor stood at the back of the crowd, his face flushed bright red.

It was the dark chapter of his past that he least wanted to revisit.

"Ha ha ha ha—"

Seeing this, "Odin" sprawled on the recliner and laughed so hard that the grapes in his mouth fell to the floor.

Onstage, the story continued.

An elderly actor wearing an eyepatch and playing Odin stepped onto the stage, Gungnir in hand.

"I was wrong, my people!" the old actor cried, raising both hands. "Thor is nothing but the laughingstock of the Asgardians!"

"And Loki quelled the wars of the Nine Realms and made the Dark Elves submit completely! He is my finest son!"

"This little blue popsicle has melted the heart of this old fool! I declare that Loki is Asgard's true king!"

At that point, "Odin" on the recliner immediately sat upright and began applauding vigorously.

"Good! Good! Good! Absolutely brilliant!"

Thor, meanwhile, was so furious his lungs felt ready to explode. It took him only 0.01 seconds to reach one conclusion.

This was definitely not the real Odin!

And even if he was, Thor would commit an act of rebellion today!

"You bastard!"

Thor stomped the ground and launched himself into the air.

Without a word, Thunder Power erupted from him midair.

"Crack—boom!"

Violent lightning tore through the sky and struck straight at "Odin" on the recliner.

"Oh, shit!"

"Odin" let out a

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