Shaping the World, Singing and Dancing

Kakashi exclaimed in shock, "How do you know my name?"

"Hehehe..." Wan Sheng smiled behind pursed lips. "Not just yours. I know all the handsome guys here!"

She counted them off on her fingers as though listing her prized possessions. "Minato, Sasori, Deidara, Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, Tobirama... Kakuzu, and so on!"

"!" Kakashi felt more and more certain that something was wrong. He asked cautiously, "Then what are you doing here?"

"Looking for someone!" Wan Sheng replied casually.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. "Who?"

"Little Yu," Wan Sheng answered offhandedly.

"!" Kakashi's thoughts raced. Yu? Could she mean... Obito? Does she know him? Should I ask her outright? No, I should probe a little further...

But Wan Sheng cut him off before he could ask another question. "Hey, hey, what year of Konoha is it now?"

"Konoha..." Kakashi frowned. "The Konoha calendar has been abolished. It's year twelve of Dark Hidden now. Year sixty by the former Konoha calendar, I suppose!"

Now it was Wan Sheng's turn to mutter in confusion. "Former Konoha... Dark Hidden? What the hell?"

She asked, "If you're calling it former Konoha, then where's the Land of Fire?"

Kakashi said, "The land beneath our feet... used to belong to the Land of Fire. Nagato destroyed it during the Fourth Shinobi World War roughly two years ago!"

"What???" Wan Sheng was utterly bewildered. "That's wrong! It's all wrong! Everything's a mess! I wasn't that interested in all the fighting later on, but I still know Nagato should've been written out long ago!"

Watching the woman's shifting expressions, Kakashi grew increasingly uneasy. Suddenly, he removed the patch covering his left eye!

"!" Wan Sheng's gaze sharpened. With a whoosh, she leaped off the donkey's back and retreated several hundred meters. "Well, well! Trying to ambush me with Kamui? Good