Note: This story follows the protagonist as he summons the Sword and Bone Douluo, Bo Saixi, Qian Daoliu, Pope Bibi Dong, and others to another world, where they start a business, build a sect, and enjoy everyday entertainment together while trying to survive.
It leans heavily toward daily life, with none of that instant annihilation of heaven, earth, and everything in between right from the start.
Tang San raids Widow Village by night, Bone Douluo becomes the king of trash talk and trades insults with peerless powerhouses, and Sword Douluo and Qian Daoliu become bromance buddies...
Is this the twisting of human nature or the collapse of morality? Read on and find out.
Mystic Heaven Continent.
A young man in ragged clothes woke in a daze. Gazing at the unfamiliar yet familiar surroundings, he rubbed his temples.
He seemed to be in a dense forest.
"Where am I? Wasn't I at home watching Demon-Modded Firmament: Battle of the Blastproof Pills?"
"Did I transmigrate?"
His eyes filled with disbelief.
"Boss, there's a pretty boy over here!"
Suddenly, several vicious-looking bandits sprang out of the bushes, cleavers in hand. They stared at Long Xiao as though he were a slab of meat.
Their leader walked over. After seeing Long Xiao's delicate skin, he shook his head. "Take him back as a slave."
"Yes!"
The lackeys answered in unison.
With that, they advanced on Long Xiao with their blades.
At the sight of them, Long Xiao went deathly pale.
Guys, does anyone understand my pain?
I just transmigrated and already ran into bandits. I'm so done.
"Catch your sister!"
After letting loose that quintessential national profanity, Long Xiao turned and bolted.
Luckily, aside from singing and dancing, he also enjoyed basketball, so he could run fast.
"Trying to run? Take my blade!"
One bandit slashed ahead of him. A streak of blade energy instantly shot out, severing a small tree beside Long Xiao.
"Holy shit!" Long Xiao blanched. The world he had transmigrated into clearly wasn't ordinary.
[Ding! Congratulations, host. You have successfully linked with the God-tier Summoning System.] Host: Long Xiao Cultivation: mortal Summoning balance: 0
A mechanical voice suddenly sounded in Long Xiao's mind.
"A fucking system! System, save me!"
He had no time to worry about anything else and immediately cried for help.
He knew about systems. He had read novels.
[Ding! You have received one beginner gift pack!] [Please finish reading the system instructions to activate the gift pack!]
"You motherfucking..."
Long Xiao nearly got so frantic that he started cursing the system's entire family.
I actually have to read the manual before I can activate it?
Do you know what's happening right now?
Can I outrun people who leap several meters into the air?
But he had no other choice. He could only obey the system. Fine, he would read it.
"Ah!"
No miracle happened. Long Xiao had only just read the first sentence when someone grabbed his shoulder. The bandit behind him promptly slung him over his shoulder.
Thankfully, the man hadn't knocked him unconscious.
"Hmph, a mere mortal, dreaming of escaping a powerhouse at the first level of Body Tempering like me?
"Boy, come back quietly, and you'll still have a chance to live."
The bandit sneered.
"Let's go."
The bandit leader spoke coldly, and the group headed back toward their mountain stronghold.
Long Xiao didn't struggle. Instead, he read the instructions while draped over the bandit's back. Once he activated the gift pack, he should be saved.
[This system is called the God-tier Summoning System. It can summon duplicates of random powerhouses from parallel spacetime, including powerhouses from planes known to the host.] [Summoned individuals retain their original memories, personalities, and abilities. However, the host can control their life and death, subject them to dimensional suppression, and modify information such as their loyalty to the host.] [Each time the host advances one cultivation tier, the host will receive a higher-level summoning gift pack. The host can also obtain summoning credits by topping up the system and use them to summon characters from the shop.] [Enemies killed by summoned characters will also drop summoning credits.]
[Reading complete. Activation complete!]
Several minutes later, Long Xiao finally finished reading.
Ugh, looks like it's just a system that fights for me. I thought it might be one of those that rewarded a hundred million years of cultivation right off the bat.
He didn't rush to open the gift pack, instead opening the system shop first.
"Wow!"
One look left him stunned. The system shop was packed with a dazzling array of goods.
God-tier pills, god-tier weapons, god-tier delicious crayfish...
He opened the summonable character page, and golden cards flooded his view.
Wild Heavenly Emperor, Ye Heavenly Emperor, Ruthless Great Emperor, Flame Emperor, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Green Lotus Sword Immortal...
"System, summon Wild Heavenly Emperor for me!"
Long Xiao immediately pressed the summon button beneath Wild Heavenly Emperor.
[Ding! Insufficient summoning credits. Please top up!]
Hearing that, Long Xiao couldn't help lamenting, Figures. How could this damned system possibly let me start out invincible?
He glanced at Wild Heavenly Emperor's summoning cost.
"Forget it... I'm not looking!"
There were so many nines that looking was pointless anyway.
Smack!
The bandit suddenly slapped Long Xiao's backside and snarled, "What are you yelling about? What fucking Wild Heavenly Emperor? Shut your mouth!"
Endure it!
Endure it, my ass!
How could Long Xiao stomach such humiliation? He immediately opened the beginner gift pack.
[Ding! Congratulations, host. You have received ten summons for Titled Douluo from the Spirit World. Any character may be selected. Character duration: permanent!]
The Spirit World?
Now that, he understood.
"System! Summon Sword Douluo first!"
Staying alive came first. He would summon someone with powerful attacks now and leave the pretty ones for later.
[Ding! Summoning complete!]
A thunderous boom suddenly rang out overhead.
"Seven Kills raises thunder; one sword cleaves the boundless sky!"
A deep voice rang out, and several flying swords instantly appeared, shooting toward the bandits!
"Shit! A powerhouse!"
The bandits drew the large blades at their waists, trying to block the attack, but they couldn't stop it at all.
Shhk! Shhk! Shhk!
Within three to five seconds, the bandits fell to the ground, all dead!
"Could he be... a Tian... Tiangang Realm powerhouse...?"
Before dying, the bandit leader pointed toward the sky, his face twisted with terror.
[Ding! Congratulations, host. You have received five hundred summoning credits.]
Long Xiao picked himself up from the ground. A man standing as straight and proud as a sword appeared before him.
He was Sword Douluo, Chen Xin, from the Spirit World!
"Young man, where is this?"
"Why do I feel such abundant energy in the air here, containing a cultivation energy even stronger than soul power?"
Chen Xin suddenly questioned Long Xiao.
Long Xiao froze at the question, then quickly understood.
This summoning system had essentially copied a duplicate over, with all the same memories as the original.
As for information about this world, he had already learned it from the system. It was called the Mystic Heaven Continent, and people cultivated spiritual energy here.
"As expected of Sword Douluo. Your bearing truly is extraordinary."
Long Xiao stood with his hands behind his back, adopting the air of an unfathomable expert, calm and composed.
After all, he could subject summoned characters to dimensional suppression. Naturally, he couldn't lose face. If push came to shove, he could always adjust their loyalty.
"I was the one who brought you here. This isn't the Spirit Continent. Also, I believe you should address me as Your Eminence."
"Arrogant." Chen Xin immediately pointed his sword at Long Xiao's neck.
"Insolence!"
Long Xiao barked, and Chen Xin's soul immediately began trembling, as though the person before him were a god!
"You..." Chen Xin was horrified.
"System, modify Chen Xin's loyalty. Set it to maximum!"
[Ding! Sword Douluo Chen Xin's loyalty modified: 100!]
Chen Xin's gaze suddenly changed, and he addressed Long Xiao respectfully. "Chen Xin greets my lord!"
Long Xiao was very satisfied with the result.
Next, he explained a few things to Chen Xin, leaving him incredulous.
"So our Spirit World is actually that weak?"
"Exactly. That's why you can break through to even higher realms here, a thousand or ten thousand times stronger than a Titled Douluo. Provided, of course, that you work faithfully under me."
Long Xiao's words greatly tempted Chen Xin.
"My lord, I understand. What should we do next?"
Long Xiao thought for a moment, then chuckled.
"Call in more people and get revenge, of course."
"I'm too powerful to act lightly, or the consequences will be severe. I'll need your help with many things, so sorry for the trouble."
"Hmm... I can bring over more people from the Spirit World. Who would you like me to bring? Bone Douluo?"
Chen Xin was utterly shocked. How did his master know what he was thinking?
Summoning anyone at will!
What a powerful man. He didn't doubt the truth of Long Xiao's words in the slightest.
"Yes!"
Chen Xin hurriedly nodded. Of course he wanted Bone Douluo to experience a broader world too.
Long Xiao nodded. They really were bromance buddies, sharing anything good they found.
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