I Didn't K, Blue Biu

"It really ran on its own, and I couldn't sense any spiritual energy fluctuations at all. How amazing." Bibi Dong sat in the passenger seat, brimming with excitement.

"Sect Master, why is your car so incredible?"

Long Xiao smiled but did not answer. Some things were inconvenient to explain.

"System girl, the roads in this era are terrible. The Lamborghini's chassis is so low too. What do you suggest?"

Long Xiao had spotted the problem. The roads within the sect were already considered smooth; outside was another matter entirely.

[Stupid host, do you think this system would overlook a problem you could think of? This sports car can activate the Void Engine and travel as smoothly as if on level ground.]

"Oh, I see."

He understood. It was like how many powerful cultivators preferred to walk barefoot, especially those with jade-like feet.

They appeared to be walking barefoot, but they were actually stepping through the void. Their little feet were cleaner than your face.

The roar of a sports car's engine was a man's romance.

Before long, Long Xiao drove to Xue'er's courtyard. Hearing the engine, Qian Renxue and Hong Chan hurried outside.

What kind of divine artifact was this? Hong Chan's eyes were filled with shock.

"Sect Master!"

When Qian Renxue saw the Sect Master personally coming to find her, her heart leaped with joy. But when she saw Bibi Dong in the passenger seat, her heart cooled by several degrees.

"Xue'er, you and Miss Hong Chan are both sword cultivators, right? I need your help with something. Also, go find Chen Xin for me."

Long Xiao spoke.

"Yes, Sect Master." Qian Renxue accepted the order and left.

"Miss Hong Chan, get in." Long Xiao greeted Hong Chan and gestured for her to sit in the back seat.

"Alright."

Filled with curiosity, Hong Chan got into the sports car.

That only made Qian Renxue feel worse.

Everyone arrived at an open area within the sect.

Long Xiao had summoned Qian Renxue, Chen Xin, and Hong Chan to test Hundred-Percent Blade Catching Bare-Handed and the Indestructible Vajra Technique.

"You three, attack my body with your swords at the same time."

Long Xiao smiled calmly.

"Huh?"

All three were stunned, unable to understand what the Sect Master was doing. Attack him? Wasn't that like lighting a lamp in a toilet?

"Don't worry. I won't use any form of power."

Upon hearing that, Hong Chan immediately understood. "Sect Master, are you planning to withstand it with physical strength alone?"

"Smart."

Long Xiao gave Hong Chan an approving look. The more he looked at this girl, the more he liked her. She was valiant and spirited, and she had a sharp mind as well.

"So that's it. Then, Sect Master, please forgive our offense."

Chen Xin and Hong Chan were both battle fanatics. Naturally, they were overjoyed and immediately prepared to go all out.

The two each gripped a sword and charged Long Xiao from the left and right. Sword light flashed, swift as thunderbolts.

With two sharp whistles, their swords stabbed toward either side of Long Xiao's body.

Qian Renxue charged from the front, her speed reaching the extreme, like a streak of golden lightning striking down.

Long Xiao stood still without moving an inch.

Clang! Clang!

The three treasured swords pierced 0.001 millimeters into Long Xiao's body, yet could go no farther. It was as though they had encountered some obstacle and could not advance an inch.

Qian Renxue and Hong Chan exchanged a glance, both utterly shocked.

Bibi Dong covered her mouth with one hand, her beautiful eyes wide. "The Sect Master's body is that formidable? It seems I was wrong. Next time, I have to double the duration. The Sect Master must have been considering my pride, which was why he always finished so hastily."

Long Xiao himself was also amazed by the power of the Indestructible Vajra Technique. He actually did not feel anything at all.

Then, he resumed the bearing of an expert.

"Didn't you eat? I told you to attack with your strongest sword techniques."

Sensing the displeasure in Long Xiao's tone, the three immediately came to their senses.

Blazing Sword Qi!

Hong Chan attacked first.

A massive crimson sword qi shot out explosively.

Sensing the sword qi that threatened his safety, Long Xiao's Hundred-Percent Blade Catching Bare-Handed activated automatically.

He instantly, passively teleported in front of Hong Chan and grabbed her blade. At the same time, that massive sword qi vanished in an instant, as though it had never existed.

My Body Is a Sword!

Chen Xin also drew his sword, becoming one with it!

His swordsmanship was incomparably fierce, his sword momentum surging like a tide. Yet in the next second, Long Xiao automatically teleported in front of him as well, grabbed his sword, and all the sword qi disappeared.

"This... I don't think I need to try anymore." Qian Renxue could no longer describe the shock she felt.

Her heart was filled with endless admiration.

"We lost... The Sect Master truly did not use any power, yet he dissolved our techniques." Chen Xin smiled bitterly, sheathed his sword, and retreated several steps.

Hong Chan, too, had been conquered by Long Xiao's strength. He was simply too powerful, a godlike existence.

Two high-level Tiangang Realm experts and her own attack as a first-level Diyuan Realm cultivator had been unable to break through his defense, even though he had not used any energy at all.

She sighed, placing one hand behind her back. In that hand, she held an Image-Recording Stone.

This thing was incomparably precious, but as an imperial envoy, she often needed to preserve evidence, so she possessed one.

"My actions must have already been noticed, but Sect Master Long did not point it out. He must be tacitly allowing it."

"Sect Master, you're incredible."

Qian Renxue came to Long Xiao's side and simply stared at him, starlight flickering in her eyes.

Long Xiao secretly patted her pert butt, then shifted his attention to Chen Xin and the others. "Now, I'm going to teach you something good."

"What? Sect Master, are you going to teach us some secret technique?"

Chen Xin was immensely excited.

Expectation flickered in Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue's eyes. They wanted to learn something this good too.

"Ahem, more or less." Long Xiao brought out a large speaker, then tossed a booklet to Qian Renxue. It contained the movements for square dancing.

"Xue'er, learn the dance in there."

"Huh?"

Qian Renxue's face flushed red. After looking through it, she found some of the movements terribly embarrassing. She even had to shake her butt.

But this was the Sect Master's order. How could she refuse? She encouraged herself, then gritted her teeth and began dancing. It was just shaking her butt—what was the big deal?

Besides, she had shaken it plenty that night when she and the Sect Master **.

She wore a golden dress, her figure graceful and curvaceous. When she started dancing, it actually had quite a rhythm to it.

Long Xiao nodded in satisfaction. Qian Renxue had an excellent figure: a proud chest, a slim and supple waist, and straight, slender legs.

Bibi Dong and the others were dumbfounded. Was this what the Sect Master was going to teach them?

Hong Chan could not help but laugh. What was this?

"Hmph, laugh all you want. Later, you'll be begging Xue'er to teach you. Turn on the speaker!"

Long Xiao pressed the switch, and the speaker immediately began playing.

"It was the temptation you gave me, making me sing love songs~"

Combined with Qian Renxue's swaying body, the music unexpectedly held a different kind of charm.

Hong Chan: "..."

This song was actually rather pleasant.

As she swayed along with the music, Qian Renxue also noticed something unusual. "Sect Master, I've discovered that not only has my fatigue eased and my mind become refreshed, but the spiritual energy vortex inside me is automatically circulating and cultivating. The efficiency is especially high!"

Bibi Dong and the other two: "???"

Dancing could cultivate? This was so miraculous?

"I'll try it too."

Bibi Dong began dancing along with Qian Renxue.

Very quickly, she discovered that this cultivation method truly was astonishing. The spiritual energy within her body spun rapidly, and the efficiency was far greater than usual.

"I'm joining too."

Hong Chan was eager to try.

Long Xiao stood to one side, admiring the performances of the three beauties. Smacking his lips in praise, he said, "What a feast for the eyes. Especially Bibi Dong—what an amazing figure. She's even more captivating when she dances. She could charm countless men to death, hahahahaha."

Chen Xin: "..."

"Sect Master... I want to as well..."

"So noisy..."

The booming music drew over everyone else in the sect.

But when they arrived, they saw a scene that left them stunned. One by one, they stood there with their mouths agape, staring blankly at the scene before them.

"Fuck, am I hallucinating?"

"Damn, am I dreaming? Chen Xin is... this is way too badass."

Every one of them was dumbfounded.

This...

"I didn't K! I didn't K! Blue biu, blue biu! Dinosaur fights wolf, dinosaur fights..."

Chen Xin was actually following the music and dancing with incredible energy, swaying left and right, spinning and leaping, while several people nearby clapped along.