Plenty of demons had entertained the idea, and so had quite a few mortals. They had hesitated when they first got their hands on it, partly out of embarrassment, but now that a day or two had passed, many were actually looking forward to it.
Ziwei and Gouchen were looking forward to it too. Less than fifteen minutes after the Jade Emperor went inside, a pig-slaughtering squeal rang out from the Soaring Firmament Palace. "Fuck you! This is counterfeit!"
The Jade Emperor rushed out with bloodshot eyes and his legs clamped together, moving in a bizarre posture. "This is outrageous! That bastard Dongwang Gong is a fraud with evil intentions. He's trying to hurt people!"
"What happened?" Ziwei looked puzzled.
The Jade Emperor had a robust constitution. One drop wouldn't do, so he had poured out half the bottle. What a sensation! Now that Ziwei had asked, he couldn't very well say, I can't even feel my dick anymore. How humiliating would that be?
"It's counterfeit!" the Jade Emperor said viciously, trembling despite himself. All he wanted was somewhere to sit down, but his most urgent need was to find some water and wash it off.
"Is it?" Gouchen wanted to ask what exactly was fake about it and why he said so.
"Well, I have something to take care of first!" The Jade Emperor clamped his legs together and prepared to make his escape.
"Jade Emperor, we're discussing serious matters here. What could be more important than the Heavenly Dao's instructions?" Ziwei countered.
The Jade Emperor nearly spat blood. Fuck you and your ancestors! Are you trying to kill me? It feels like I'm on fire. If I don't wash it off soon, it's going to fucking explode! But however great heaven and earth were, the Heavenly Dao was