Sending WeChat to the Heavenly Court
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The Queen Mother looked at Qin Fen as though he were a prehistoric monster. You managed to curse an entire realm of the Six Paths into existence! If Ksitigarbha found out, he would be so heartbroken he would kill himself! He waited all those years without even finding a way in, and you pulled it off just by swearing? Are you even human?
Unfortunately, Qin Fen had no attention to spare for any of that, because a long string of information suddenly popped into his mind.
WeChat version upgraded: Heavenly-Grade 8.0 Edition. Added the block function, which can block messages from any friend. Still troubled by messages from someone you hate? With block, you can shut them up! Block: an upgraded version of mute, a superpower usable even outside group chats. Added personalized red packets, with custom red packet graphics. Official accounts now have information analysis and user analysis functions. Young man, your abilities have grown even stronger! WeChat version upgraded: Heavenly-Grade 9.0 Ultimate Edition. Added the blacklist function and the Delete Friend function. Blacklist: anyone placed on the Dao Ancestor's blacklist will suffer Heavenly Retribution and be rejected by heaven and earth! Blacklist, blacklist-as the name suggests, you're the one getting blackened! Want to clear your name? Dream on! Delete Friend: this is a terrifying ability. Use with caution! Added the Unfollow function: an ability exclusive to the administrator! Use with caution! Added the user avatar function. The sole permitted photo upload: the Dao Ancestor. Once uploaded, your ID will automatically change to Dao Ancestor, the sole designated ID! Heavenly-Grade 9.0 Edition is WeChat's ultimate edition. Kid, you've hit the jackpot! You've already soared into the heavens-no, you can defy heaven itself! All things in heaven and earth are decided by a single word from you!
Qin
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