Sending WeChat to the Heavenly Court
Chapter 27

Are You Conan?

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Watching the paper figure transform in moments into a gigantic golden-armored monster over two meters tall, the man's heart pounded wildly. Holy crap, what the hell is this?!

He was wet. He had nearly wet himself just now, but now he really had. The scene was simply too beautiful to bear.

The man's dagger clattered to the ground. When he looked up, a shadow had already descended over him.

The golden-armored monster stood before him. Never mind how strong it was—just looking at that build was enough to make anyone drop to their knees.

A strange smile appeared on Qin Fen's face. Ever since he had received the notice about roaming charges being deducted, he had discovered that his mind was linked to the Golden-armored Warrior. With a single thought, he could command its every movement. Such high-tech stuff.

"Spare me, hero!" The man had originally planned to strike Qin Fen hard when he let down his guard, but who would have thought this wasn't a Little Lamb, but a great white shark? He regretted it so much he wanted to stab his own dick.

His body twitched, and the girl immediately fell to the ground with a low groan of pain. Then her head turned to one side. It seemed she had really drunk too much.

"Spare you? Just now, your four fingers were curled and twitching slightly. You were on guard, weren't you? Your feet were spread in a V shape, but your right foot had secretly shifted back. You were preparing to ambush me. The explosive force from pushing off with your right leg is much stronger than your left, giving you the fastest instant acceleration."

Fuck you, how could you see that in the dark? Are you even human? More importantly, Qin Fen's gaze seemed to have seen through everything, making him feel as though he had stepped in shit.

"You were acting the whole time?" The man was stunned. He had only gone out hunting on a whim, yet he had run into a monster. Why the hell are you so badass? It was not that he did not want to run, but the huge monster had blocked every possible direction. Combined with its ghostly appearance, he was already scared senseless. This was too unscientific.

"Of course. I had to lower your guard so I could take you down in one strike. Otherwise, if you had taken that young lady hostage beforehand, it would have been difficult to deal with. So I chose to lower your vigilance and put on a lecherous act, making you think I had fallen for it. That way, I could scare you into letting go." Qin Fen chuckled. With a thought, the Golden-armored Warrior immediately stepped left and blocked the gap between the man and woman.

"What else do you have to say now? Playing forced games in the middle of the night is not a good thing. You're not a good person either."

"Big brother, she and I are boyfriend and girlfriend. You misunderstood. How do I know you aren't a robber?" The man trembled as he looked at the Golden-armored Warrior beside him, his voice already carrying a hint of tears. Qin Fen stood beneath the moonlight, casting a long shadow as he took a light drag from his cigarette.

"Boyfriend and girlfriend? Heh. That car isn't yours. The ornament on the hood and the cushions inside don't suit a macho guy like you, so it most likely belongs to the girl. Besides, when you held her just now, you twisted her arms behind her back and locked them there. If you were really her boyfriend, you would only have put an arm around her waist. She was drunk, so you could have simply carried her. But you didn't."

The man abruptly took a step back. He was about to lose his mind when the Golden-armored Warrior smashed a section of stone slab beside him with one punch, so fast it made his blood run cold. So it really was not an illusion!

"Big brother, sir, please spare me. I'll never do it again." The man no longer dared to think about running. He did not even dare move recklessly, with one hand hidden behind his back.

"Spare you? Can you guarantee it?"

Qin Fen's expression suddenly changed. "Can you also guarantee that you won't tell anyone what you saw?"

"I guarantee it." The man nodded frantically.

"Is that so?" Qin Fen took a drag from his cigarette, then held the butt in his hand. The ember gradually vanished into the darkness. At the instant it went out, the man saw a face full of smiles.

A huge fist slammed into his head with a bang. Stars burst before his eyes as it felt as if a violent tsunami had erupted inside his skull. His brain seemed to be endlessly sliced by knives, and his vision instantly went black.

At the moment he fell, a voice reached his ears.

"Secretly filming with your phone behind your back isn't a good habit. Besides, I'm not afraid of you telling anyone. People would only think you're insane. Anyway, I'll deny it to the death. Even at a time like this, you were still thinking of trying something. You've really got a lot of nerve."

Fuck you! The man roared inwardly as he lost consciousness. He had indeed planned to secretly record video. Since he could not escape, as long as the other party did not kill him, he would have a chance. Maybe he could even sell it for a huge price someday.

Qin Fen raised a hand, and the Golden-armored Warrior immediately turned back into a paper figure and fell into his palm. "Interesting. So it can be activated with Merit. Too bad it's a little expensive—three hundred each time."

After glancing at the lights in the distance, Qin Fen turned and headed toward the street.

Qin Fen had been smart since childhood. He simply could not be bothered to use his brain. If anyone truly thought he was stupid, then who would end up dead was hard to say. Beneath that honest-looking exterior lay a shrewd mind.

The girl on the ground was jolted by the cold pavement, and her consciousness cleared slightly. She suddenly looked beside her and saw that bastard lying on the ground. A man was slowly walking away in the distance. She remembered someone saying they would go together. Could it have been this man? He had saved her. As for how he had done it, she did not know. She had no memory of it at all.

"You're awake? Good. Then I don't need to take you home. Call someone yourself. I'm leaving first." Qin Fen stopped walking without turning around.

"Wait, you knew there was something wrong with him."

"Didn't you hear bits and pieces of it? Your finger joints twitched slightly while you were lying on the ground, so you weren't unconscious. Your mind was just hazy and your body weak. You were probably drugged." Qin Fen still did not turn around. There was no way he could let her see his face.

"How did you know?" the girl asked strangely.

Are all women sick these days? Then don't give up on treatment. "What you should be doing now is leaving." Qin Fen lifted his foot.

"Why did you try to calm him down at the beginning?" The girl did not understand. Could he not beat that bastard?

"Does the process matter? No matter what I did, when it ended up in the papers and on the news, I would still be a model citizen promoted by the government for both courage and wisdom. You would still have been saved. That is the result. Also, remember to drink less when you're out alone in the future. You were lucky today."

Qin Fen walked over to his Little Lamb and sat on it. The girl suddenly stood up and ran forward several steps.

Qin Fen twisted the handle, and the electric scooter immediately started. "The only reason I said all that was because I didn't want you to get hurt. What, did you expect me to take you to the hospital too? Dream on. I'm tired today!"

Hearing Qin Fen's words, the girl's pupils suddenly contracted as she stared at that figure beneath the moonlight.

"Impulse is, in my eyes, the most unwise course of action at the time!" Qin Fen waved at the girl without looking back and rode into the distance. He casually tossed away the cigarette butt he had finished. He would not leave behind much evidence, and besides, that guy would not dare call the police.

The Little Lamb gradually vanished into the night. A gentle Qingfeng brushed against the girl's cheek, revealing a stunningly beautiful face. If Qin Fen had seen it, he would have realized that the face seemed somewhat familiar. The pointed chin was not the key—the same seductive eyes seemed to conceal something and looked remarkably like someone else's, as though they had been carved from the same mold.

The girl tucked the hair by her ear back and stared blankly into the distance. It was a pity Qin Fen had not looked back. Otherwise, he would have discovered that besides those seductive eyes, her ample chest was equally noteworthy. It was no smaller than the enchantress's.

"What a strange guy. That confident way of speaking feels like something I've seen somewhere before."

The girl took out her phone. In her inconspicuous left palm, she held a small spray bottle. Clearly, she was no docile lamb either. She had nearly been overturned in the gutter this time.

Looking toward where Qin Fen had disappeared, she asked, "Are you Conan?"

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