As the runt among dogs and a Descendant of the Howling Celestial Hound among canine fighters, Little Bean believed he had to claim territory.
After all, he was a Heavenly Court mutant with a Primordial Bloodline. Even if he was a weakling, he was not someone any person or dog could look down on.
So, with a faint flash of a black shadow, Ye Xiang lost sight of Little Bean before him. He only saw Qin Fen take a light drag on his cigarette and slowly exhale a smoke ring.
His Doberman, Black Shadow, swayed left and glanced right, growing restless as well.
Just as Ye Xiang was wondering about it, he heard the sound of peeing beside his ear. Looking down, he nearly cursed the grass in every direction. That tiny Chihuahua was standing beside his right leg, lifting its left hind leg, its big head cocked as it looked at him.
Their eyes met, and an indescribable feeling spread between them.
This was not flirtation, nor was it the blossoming of innocent affection. This was downright doggone bullshit.
Seeing the Chihuahua's expression, Ye Xiang felt a lump of anger rise in his chest. Those huge eyes seemed to be saying, Kid, this is all my territory. I planted this tree, I built this road. Everything is mine, including you!
So Little Bean peed, peeing with utter satisfaction. Fortunately, Ye Xiang reacted quickly and moved his leg away. Otherwise, that little stream would definitely have taken out a patch of his dry pant leg!
Ye Xiang's eyes nearly turned green. Damn it, if you wanted to claim territory, then claim territory. Why the hell did you have to pee on his pant leg? Were you even a dog?
"See? What did I tell you? His specialty really is claiming territory! Sorry about that, I'll beat him up later."
Hearing Qin Fen's words, Ye Xiang's mouth twitched, and a surge of anger rose in his heart. Could your fake laugh be any more obvious? He raised his foot at Little Bean.
He was fast, but the little guy was even faster. With a dart of his body, he vanished.
As Ye Xiang swept his gaze across the ground, he heard the sound of peeing again.
Qin Fen froze with the cigarette in his hand. Well done. Thirty-two likes for you.
Holding the leash, Ye Xiang saw the Chihuahua dart beneath Black Shadow again and begin peeing noisily beside the Doberman's hind leg.
Your territory-grabbing routine was simply deranged!
Ye Xiang was furious, and Black Shadow was furious too. As a Doberman, this was the first time he had been humiliated by a Chihuahua. Normally, he could settle something like this with one bite.
What the other dog was doing and what it meant were even more intolerable than having his ass violated.
With a twist of his body, Black Shadow's enormous jaws snapped down at Little Bean.
Unfortunately, since the little bastard excelled at claiming territory, his ability to flee was no joke either. Before Black Shadow's foul-smelling maw reached him, he leaped forward and ran out from beneath Ye Xiang's crotch.
A huge dog head immediately charged forward. Black Shadow no longer cared what lay ahead. He swore he would bite this little runt to death.
The instant Little Bean darted past Ye Xiang, he turned and stuck out his tongue. Especially with those black-and-white circles around his eyes, there was only one way to describe him: begging to be punched.
At the sight, Black Shadow's Doberman pride flared. I'll bite you to death, you bastard!
The moment he moved, Ye Xiang shuddered. He saw Qin Fen across from him suddenly close his eyes and say one word.
"Oh."
Oh my ass. That hurt.
Black Shadow slammed headfirst into Ye Xiang's crotch. A Chihuahua could slip through, but a large Doberman had a little more difficulty, especially while charging at full speed. At that dull, heavy impact and the blissful expression on Black Shadow's face, Ye Xiang felt like something had shattered. He collapsed sideways onto the ground while Black Shadow shook his head and charged at Little Bean.
Hiss. Qin Fen took a drag and exhaled a smoke ring as he watched Black Shadow drag Ye Xiang away by the leash. So this was what it meant to love until death and never let go even when beaten to death. Qin Fen understood now. Ye Xiang and Black Shadow were true love.
Little Bean had mastered the guerrilla tactics of their great nation with effortless skill. Dragging a person, Black Shadow could not run fast at all. Whenever Black Shadow ran, Little Bean darted far away. Whenever Black Shadow could not pull him closer, Little Bean ran back, yapped twice smugly, and provoked him with full force. In short, Little Bean was going to play these two idiots to death.
Black Shadow raced desperately around, frantic enough to claw at his ears. The moment he stopped, Little Bean ran up in circles around him. When Black Shadow gave chase, Little Bean immediately wiggled his little butt and slipped away. His flashy footwork was simply heaven-defying.
After several rounds, Ye Xiang, who had not even managed to get up, became tangled in the leash, while Black Shadow's range of movement grew narrower and narrower.
Spotting his chance, Little Bean flashed forward and once again confirmed his sacred, inviolable ownership over the patch of ground not far from Ye Xiang's head.
Pee pee. That familiar sound again.
Ye Xiang stared at the sky, all strength draining from his body. He could even hear that clear peeing sound right beside his ear. He cried. He had been driven to collapse by a Chihuahua!
He remembered Qin Fen's words. Its greatest talent was claiming territory!
He was really crying. Qin Fen's hand holding the cigarette trembled. His greatest skill was watching the show, and today had been spectacular!
"Ah!" Ye Xiang stared at the blue sky overhead and the thick clouds above. His heart twitched violently. Today was too damn cursed. A living man plus a ferocious Doberman could not beat a Chihuahua the size of a palm? Heavens, were you blind?
With such an unequal difference in strength, they had actually been toyed with in the palm of that dog's paw. This Chihuahua was practically becoming a demon. It was a goddamn monster!
Thud. After dragging for half the day, Black Shadow could not move him any farther. The leash had tightly bound the two of them together, leaving him only able to watch Little Bean show off nearby in helpless frustration.
Little Bean circled around, stuck out his tongue at Qin Fen, then immediately darted forward. As the pet of a modern, well-rounded citizen and a macho watchdog with canine pride, Little Bean declared that among dogs, he too was a real man. Blindly running away was not his style. Lord Little Bean had to claim territory.
He was just as full of swagger as Qin Fen, only a little more shameless. He rushed behind the Doberman and peed on his butt, declaring ownership over Black Shadow's ass as well.
Qin Fen was about to laugh himself sick. Although he was a cultured, well-rounded modern citizen, refined and classy rather than the silly comedic type, anyone who saw this scene had to give it a like.
Qin Fen saw it, and Ye Xiang saw it too. He even imagined Little Bean humping behind Black Shadow, those black-and-white eye rings blinking at him. A person—no, a dog—could not be this shameless!
"Ah!" Ye Xiang cried out again. He was so miserable he wanted to vomit. Unable to endure it any longer, he immediately pulled Black Shadow's head over, unfastened the clasp on his collar, stood up, and looked darkly at the strange-faced Qin Fen.
"Buddy, I got tangled up, so I had no choice but to unclip him. You should know Black Shadow isn't exactly obedient. If he bites and injures your dog, it won't be on purpose. You saw it yourself—I couldn't hold him back before, and now I definitely can't hold him back!"
Ye Xiang spoke each word slowly, his heart filled with vicious intent. Bite that little bastard to death for me.
"Then what should we do?" Qin Fen tossed away his cigarette and ground it beneath his foot.
"If you want to stop them, you'll have to do it yourself. You saw what happened to me just now, so I can't be of any help." Ye Xiang spoke slowly. What a joke. If Qin Fen wanted to intervene, he could go ahead and get bitten. Ye Xiang truly could not run now. Every step made his balls ache with sorrow, and they were still badly swollen.
Qin Fen gave his crotch a strange look. Those shameless words of yours actually sounded rather logical, almost convincing. "Well, I usually can't hold him back either! He gets pretty crazy when he's playing, so don't take it personally."
PS: Thanks to Tiantang, Jiegeng, and Coach for the rewards. Thank you, everyone. Thank you for liking this book. I'll stockpile chapters and release a big burst later.
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