Dogs of the Heavenly Court Were Usually Badass

Four-Haves Newcomer had originally wanted to rile Qin Fen up, but the moment he turned around, he was blocked right back. He said it with such confidence, as if it were only natural.

Ye Xiang nearly had a Parkinson's seizure. What did he mean, "even I usually can't hold it back"? That was just a Chihuahua! Didn't he feel guilty saying that? Watching it bully other dogs had left Ye Xiang numb. All he wanted to say was, "Go screw your grandma's leg. Can you speak like a human being?"

Fine. Since that was how it was, Ye Xiang had no intention of being polite. He looked down at Qin Fen, the fire in his heart burning ever hotter.

"Hehe, great. Let them play by themselves." A shadow flashed through Ye Xiang's eyes. He had lost so much face today. Thinking of Qin Fen's words and looking at the Chihuahua racing around the ground, he felt his balls hurting again. They really hurt—aching and swollen like hell.

Black Shadow broke free of its chain like a tiger unleashed from its cage and pounced at Little Bean. Under Qin Fen's tense gaze, it began chasing the little dog around like it was herding ducks.

Unfortunately, Little Bean's footwork was far too slick. Every bite missed by just a tiny bit.

Leading Black Shadow around in wild circles, Little Bean's big blinking eyes showed not the slightest trace of panic. As a stray animal from the Heavenly Court, Little Bean considered this a minor scene. It had been chased by others before. What was one ordinary dog worth?

Little Bean suddenly charged toward the small woods with Black Shadow behind it. The big black dog often failed to stop in time, crashing off to the side and landing flat on its back. Whenever that happened, the great little shorty would turn around for a look, its eyes filled with contempt.

If Black Shadow could speak, it would definitely have yelled, "Fuck!" A thousand alpacas had trampled through its mind. It simply could not understand why it, so tall, mighty, powerful, and strong, could not catch that little runt!

Bang! Black Shadow slammed its head hard into a tree trunk. Shaking its head, it looked up and opened its mouth wide. It was not trying to rush up and bite—it was completely dumbfounded.

Little Bean ran straight up the tree trunk, then made a dashing turn, leaped, spun in midair—Qin Fen had not counted how many degrees, because he was bad at math and could not calculate it that quickly. In any case, it spun several times before landing smugly on Black Shadow's back.

Like a valiant knight, Little Bean clamped its jaws onto the thick flesh at the back of Black Shadow's neck and held on tight.

A chill ran down Black Shadow's back. Knowing it had been ambushed, it immediately began running around like mad, constantly jumping in an attempt to throw its attacker off.

Qin Fen had never precisely measured Little Bean's bite force, but one thing was certain: as a descendant of the Howling Celestial Hound, its teeth could chew through anything and its body was absurdly tough. One bite could deform metal. It was practically a beast.

Yes, it had bitten down, and it had bitten hard. Yet its calm gaze and relaxed movements showed that it had used at most half its strength.

Qin Fen stood to the side and watched quietly, equally calm.

Ye Xiang was no longer calm. He had just talked tough, only to turn around and get utterly wrecked by that little beast.

Black Shadow bounced around like a madman, as if it had been injected with chicken blood. Well, of course—it wanted to say that bite really fucking hurt.

With its jaws locked around Black Shadow's neck, Little Bean used the chance created when the dog leaped and arched its back to suddenly twist and flip. It spun seven hundred and twenty degrees in midair, its teeth still firmly clamped onto the upper part of Black Shadow's neck.

Watching that beautiful scene, Qin Fen sharply inhaled. Those little steel teeth were no joke. Just thinking about it made his balls ache.

Pfft! Black Shadow suddenly let out a miserable scream. Little Bean flipped through the air and landed steadily, a bloody chunk of flesh clenched in its mouth. It spat it onto the ground.

Then it trotted around Black Shadow on its little legs while the larger dog rolled around on the ground.

That pool of crimson blood practically blinded Ye Xiang. "Th-this is fake, right? I must be seeing things. Black Shadow is a Doberman, one of the fiercest, most imposing-looking kinds. Its opponent is only..." He could not continue. Its opponent was only a Chihuahua. That was right, a Chihuahua—a pet dog like a little meatball. He was sure he had gone blind.

"A Chihuahua," Qin Fen added helpfully from the side. As a Four-Haves Newcomer with backbone, he would never miss an opportunity to strike at an enemy.

I know. I don't need you to remind me! Ye Xiang nearly spat out a mouthful of blood.

Black Shadow shook off the pain and got to its feet, charging at Little Bean once more. It swore that this time, it would tear that bastard apart.

And yet, it was useless. The little body lowered itself and dodged the attack, then shamelessly slipped between Black Shadow's legs again and rushed beneath it. Qin Fen was truly afraid that it might bite the wrong place if it was not careful. At any rate, he could not accept that. It could forget about licking him afterward.

Naturally, Little Bean was not that indiscriminate with its food. It bit straight at the vital spot on Black Shadow's hind leg.

Crack! That balls-aching sound rang out again.

Qin Fen relaxed inwardly. He had truly been worried that the little guy might suffer a loss, but now it seemed that an extraordinary breed was indeed extraordinary. Even in intelligence, it left ordinary creatures streets behind.

What the fuck? Is this even real? Ye Xiang was truly wrecked this time. Watching his beloved dog collapse to the ground and howl in agony, his heart bled. How was this possible? God, were You sure You were not joking with him? That was a Chihuahua!

With its opponent down, it was a perfect one-hit KO. Little Bean walked away in light steps, returning in triumph. Yes, it did not immediately return to Qin Fen's side. Instead, it smugly circled Black Shadow once.

When it got near Black Shadow's head, it even scratched with its short little leg, provoking a bite from the other dog. It easily dodged, then smoothly lifted its leg.

Pee pee. As a descendant of a divine beast with lofty ambitions, Little Bean believed it had to claim territory.

A stream of hot, fresh beer nearly splashed onto Black Shadow. After peeing, Little Bean happily ran toward Qin Fen.

Its head was held high, and it did not even spare Ye Xiang a glance.

Ye Xiang angrily rushed over to Black Shadow's side and glared viciously at Qin Fen.

But that murderous glare seemed utterly useless.

Who could he blame for courting death himself? Qin Fen narrowed his eyes. "See? I warned you early on. What it does best is claim territory. I usually can't even hold it back. Its temperament is too wild—it's impossible to manage."

Fuck your mother! Can't hold it back? Do you think it's an elephant? That's just a Chihuahua!

Ye Xiang was disgusted beyond belief.

"Yeah, it's only a Chihuahua. It's too small, so it's hard to grab." Qin Fen shrugged helplessly.

Ah! Ye Xiang wanted to roar. People needed to have at least a little shame.

A perfect blow. Qin Fen had driven him straight into collapse, and he had nowhere to argue. Ye Xiang had blocked him first, and Ye Xiang had released his dog first. If he could not hold his dog back, was Qin Fen supposed to be able to hold his? He was helpless too. If Ye Xiang did it on the first day, then Qin Fen could do it on the fifteenth. It was perfectly normal.

Watching Qin Fen turn around and lead Little Bean back into the villa, Ye Xiang could no longer endure it. "Today is fucking cursed. I got screwed by a dog!" Yet he could not openly make a move here. This was no ordinary place. The frustration in his heart felt like being dragged into a back alley by three gay men—utterly miserable. Then he climbed up from the ground. Fuck, there was no "then."

Yes, there was no then. Even if he wanted to trouble Qin Fen, Qin Fen had already vanished, having run off long ago. The raging fire in Ye Xiang's heart burned him into internal injuries.

PS: Thanks to Hope of Our Village, Die Wang, The Hermit, Fairy Tale, and Giant for the rewards. I'm building up chapters, but I write slowly and have hit a few snags. I have an outline, but whenever I write, I always pick at the details. I've realized the pace is a little slow now, but if I speed up, I'm afraid it will become too plain and straightforward. I've been struggling with this lately. I simply can't write quickly.

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