Qin Fen held his phone, baffled. There definitely hadn't been a system update, nor was the phone infected with a virus or out of battery. So why had it shut down and restarted?
He couldn't figure it out, but whatever. Big Chef was no academic genius, and he didn't care about details like that. His mind was still on the Queen Mother's problem.
An unmarried woman-and an older one at that. As a friend to women everywhere, Qin Fen felt he ought to have a proper chat with her and boost her affection for him. Those Nine-Thousand-Year Peaches of Immortality weren't just a dream.
The phone screen lit up as it restarted. Big Chef connected to Wi-Fi, opened WeChat, and tapped the video call button for the Queen Mother. But a very strange dialog box popped up: "Please select a route: 1 or 2?"
What the fuck? This isn't a movie download. Why do I need to pick a route? Qin Fen was baffled. He only wanted to look at the Queen Mother!
He casually tapped two, and a voice sounded in his head. "Kunlun Mirror integration complete. Ultra-long-range, spatial-class camera activated! Young man, go forth and video chat naked!"
Unfortunately, he didn't notice that announcement, because Big Chef promptly spat out a mouthful of wine. The Queen Mother was bathing again!
Qin Fen stared at the image, inwardly roaring, So female immortals have this little to do in their spare time! Wonderful! Yes, "wonderful" perfectly captured just how excellent hygiene was in the Heavenly Court. They went for a bath whenever they had nothing to do. No wonder they rarely got sick.
The wine he spat landed on the bed and on himself, with quite a bit splashing onto his pants. Big Chef instinctively wiped it off with his