The Jade Emperor wanted to die. He felt utterly miserable. Yes, he had notified the heads of the major departments, the pillars of the Heavenly Court who held its power, but he had not notified everyone. Low-ranking immortals were still immortals, and there were more of them than anyone else. Now, looking at that vast bank of clouds, he felt sick with frustration.
The Beacon of the Sea of Bitterness carried more weight than his own words. Even threats would do no good. The Jade Emperor might sit high above everyone, but the Heavenly Court was no dictatorship. As the leader of all male immortals under heaven, Dongwang Gong had authority over any immortal who was male. As for the women, wasn't there still the Queen Mother? So even if the Jade Emperor tried to throw his weight around, it might not work.
This couple was fucking ridiculous. If their divine offices were combined... damn it, the Jade Emperor wanted to cry. It seemed that as long as something involved a person, they could meddle in it.
Ziwei was speechless. He had not considered that either. The Yellow Emperor sighed. "Then there's nothing we can do. That single Doraemon book of Natural Daoist's has thrown the Heavenly Court into turmoil. That's momentum, and we're powerless against it!"
Exactly. What else could they do? Not a damn thing! The three emperors were miserable. They had been slapped in the face before things had even begun. Life was about to get difficult.
"Your Majesty, Queen Mother, this disciple has brought his colleagues to help, on our patriarch's orders!"
The Queen Mother chuckled. You rascal. I knew you'd made arrangements beforehand.
Watching the Food God and the others join the fun, Qin Fen gave a wry chuckle. His reputation as the helmsman guiding