The Heavenly Dao's voice went straight from its metallic, mechanical tone to all-too-human cursing. Everyone felt their heads swell and their brains ache, as though they had drunk far too much. None of them could process it.
"Fuck your uncle?" The Heavenly Dao was actually cursing! Lord Lao's beard quivered. Holy shit, what kind of monstrous offense had someone committed to drive the Heavenly Dao to this? Had he been in its place, Lord Lao would have had a heart attack long ago.
No one could withstand the Heavenly Dao's displeasure. Even Saints would tremble in fear, let alone when it started cursing in fury!
Li Jing's mouth formed a circle, and an "oh" escaped him before his expression turned ugly. "I fucking knew it. The Purple Firmament Divine Thunder is coming! I shouldn't have gone out. I've had nothing but bad luck lately. If the Heavenly Dao strikes this Qin Fen, who knows whether it'll hit the wrong person? I've never even heard of Qin Fen!"
The Eight Immortals exchanged looks, the same thought rising in all their minds. Who had the gall to screw over the Heavenly Dao? That was downright insane!
Daoist Haitian was speechless. Even the courage of a bear and a leopard combined wouldn't be enough for this.
The Heavenly Dao was cursing? The Heavenly Dao was cursing! The Heavenly Dao really had cursed! The four great Bodhisattvas were practically stupefied, repeating that same phrase over and over. This was truly, truly unbelievable.
Spirit Mountain erupted into chaos. Countless monks and Arhats came out to bring in their laundry and, while they were at it, behold the Heavenly Dao's imposing might. Yet that single "fuck your uncle" left everyone at a loss. Tathagata himself snapped out of his sorrow over the four great Bodhisattvas. "No