Matchmaker Yue was speechless, the Queen Mother was speechless, and Lord Lao and the Three Pure Ones were all speechless. All across the Heavenly Court, eyes practically fell out of their sockets. Today was utterly deranged. The Heavenly Dao had started cursing, and not just once-it had cursed twice. Clearly, even a cornered dog would leap over a wall, and even a rabbit would bite when pushed too far.
Besides, was the Heavenly Dao anything like a harmless rabbit? That was taking Purple Firmament Divine Thunder far too lightly. If things went wrong today, it might do far more than simply make a comeback.
It might blast the heavens and earth upside down.
If everyone's first reaction to that first curse had been stunned disbelief, now their hearts sank. The Heavenly Dao's wrath was no joke. Shock? There had certainly been shock, but once it passed, the feeling was very different.
Li Jing reacted most strongly and prepared to make himself scarce. The Heavenly Dao's fury was nothing to play around with. If a wide-area Purple Firmament strike came down, he could not guarantee his own safety. Who carried a lightning rod when they went out these days?
But even those fellows from the Thunder Department with their built-in lightning rods would be utterly useless. In a sense, the Heavenly Dao's Purple Firmament strikes were no longer as simple as being hit by lightning. You could think of them as space-based weapons!
The Primordial Lord and Tongtian exchanged bitter smiles. Today was bizarre beyond belief.
Tathagata roared with laughter, positively jubilant inside. Serves you right for holding a fashion show, plotting your schemes, and showing off. Happy now? The Heavenly Dao is genuinely upset. Dongwang Gong, Natural Daoist, you bastard called Qin Fen-you're in for some terrible luck now.
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