Zero-Frame Start: I'll Beat Down Sages Just the Same!
Chapter 25

You Have Disturbed the Boss Watching the Show!

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"Two rookies—"

Dan Jing shouted, warning Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi, who were in dire straits.

He said:

"Are you two idiots?"

"Are this bunch of rookies made of one solid iron barrel?"

"Don't you know how to redirect attacks? Can't you disrupt their joint assault and make them turn on each other?"

Dan Jing's utterly unrestrained words rang out across the heavens and over the battlefield.

A single word awakened them from a dream.

Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi, who had been in constant danger and were still pondering how to hold on and escape, both had their eyes light up.

They understood in an instant.

Then—

With a thought, the two directly joined forces to split apart the attacks aimed at them. In the blink of an eye, the pressure from the battle, which had originally been extremely unfavorable to them, suddenly plummeted.

Just as Dan Jing had said.

Although Kunpeng, Minghe, Queen Mother of the West, and the others were joining forces to besiege them—

They were all fighting for themselves. They were not on the same side at all, much less capable of coordination.

The fact that they could refrain from targeting one another already counted as their greatest cooperation!

Once Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi began redirecting the attacks—

After only one or two exchanges, friction naturally arose among the powerful cultivators jointly trying to kill them!

Though their main targets were still Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi.

There was no doubt—

The pressure borne by Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi had indeed sharply decreased.

Elsewhere.

Dan Jing's guidance did not stop. His golden eyes surveyed the entire battlefield.

His tone brimmed with disdain:

"Damn—"

"Red Cloud, are you messing around? Kunpeng's tactics are so obvious, yet you couldn't even notice them?"

"Trash!"

"..."

"Zhen Yuanzi, what are you doing? Smack Minghe in the face with your Earth Book!"

"..."

"Tsk—"

"Too stupid."

"The two of you are simply unbearable to watch when it comes to grasping the timing of battle!"

"If you manage to return alive, don't keep roaming the Primordial World in the future."

"When you fight, it makes the entire Primordial Cosmos reek of the stupidity of you two!"

"..."

Damn—

This guy's mouth was truly venomous!

After hearing Dan Jing's words, the Quasi-Sage experts currently locked in battle all wore rather strange expressions.

Although he was instructing Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi on how they should fight.

The mockery and belittlement hidden between every line—

Really were not something many people could endure!

Just look—

At this moment, Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi's faces, originally pale from their severe injuries, had already begun to flush red.

That alone was enough to show just how lethal Dan Jing's mouth was.

"Boring."

After judging Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi, Dan Jing's gaze fell upon the others.

Then.

His utterly arrogant voice rang out once more:

"Kunpeng, you idiot!"

"Your magical treasures aren't working, so where's your physical body? Where are your Great Dao techniques?"

"Yuanshi called you a furred beast with horns, so you really abandoned your powerful physical body?"

"Moron!"

"..."

"Queen Mother of the West, what the hell are you hiding for?"

"Take out your Kunlun Mirror and use it!"

"You're fighting over the Sagehood Foundation, yet you still won't go all out. No wonder you never accomplish anything and keep swallowing pent-up grievances everywhere!"

"Use the Kunlun Mirror for me!"

"..."

"Minghe, you're an idiot too!"

"You walk the Slaughter Dao, yet you don't dare let loose and fight? Are you here to be a joke?"

"If I put a dog on the Karma Fire Red Lotus and let it wield Yuantu and Abi to slaughter wildly, it would still be better than you!"

"Go back to your Endless Sea of Blood and shut yourself away. Don't fucking come out here and disgrace yourself."

"..."

On the battlefield.

The powerful magical treasures of the Quasi-Sage experts shone brilliantly, while all kinds of Great Dao techniques emerged one after another.

Some, like Kunpeng—

After Dan Jing's reminder, directly revealed their mighty true physical forms, rampaging left and right, crushing all who refused to submit!

Outside the battlefield.

Dan Jing's mouth spared none of the Quasi-Sage experts who had taken action—

The moment his little mouth opened, birds chirped and flowers bloomed!

Every Quasi-Sage expert fighting in the great battle became a target for Dan Jing's criticism and belittlement.

Among them—

Renowned great cultivators such as Red Cloud, Zhen Yuanzi, Queen Mother of the West, Minghe, and Kunpeng were the primary targets of Dan Jing's attacks, judgments, and disparagement!

Was this a good thing to do?

Naturally, it was not very good!

Even Dan Jing himself knew that doing this was certainly not very moral.

But the problem was—

Dan Jing had no morals at all!

A foul mouth might make others unhappy, but it could make him feel good.

Why not do it?

Not convinced?

Then come fight him!

He was having a blast.

At this moment, Dan Jing was having the time of his life—

Though he had not personally taken part in this battle, the sense of participation he got as an "off-field commentator" was just as excellent!

As for the increasingly dark expressions on the faces of Minghe, Kunpeng, Queen Mother of the West, and the other Quasi-Sage experts...

Not only did they fail to make Dan Jing worry, they made him more and more excited.

"Hahahaha..."

While "guiding" the people in the melee, Dan Jing let out loud laughter.

He was thoroughly enjoying himself.

Boom—

Minghe, standing atop the Karma Fire Red Lotus and gripping Yuantu and Abi, stirred up a Slaughter Blood Sea with a thought, staining heaven and earth, shattering the firmament, and drowning time and space.

It shattered several attacks hurtling toward him.

At the same time.

Minghe turned to look beyond the battlefield, at Dan Jing, who was laughing loudly and pointing fingers.

His fury surged—

First, because he had been unable to win after attacking for so long.

Second, because Dan Jing's chattering, birdlike babble had utterly broken his composure.

At this moment, Minghe—

Was so enraged that his fury was nearly burning away his reason.

He could no longer tolerate that damned Dan Jing chirping incessantly at the side!

Since when—

Had Styx Patriarch's battles needed someone else to point fingers from the sidelines?

Since when—

Had Styx Patriarch been the sort to endure someone's mockery and criticism without striking back?

What a joke!

Even if the Old Man of Heaven himself came, he would have no right to make snide remarks about Styx Patriarch!

He had endured and endured, until endurance was no longer possible.

Therefore—

Minghe attacked.

Clang!

The sound of a Great Dao sword cry resounded through heaven and earth. A sword light steeped in ultimate slaughter split the firmament, severed time and space, and carried a viciousness that would cut through all things and kill everything as it slashed directly toward Dan Jing beyond the battlefield!

At the same time.

Minghe roared in fury:

"Bastard! Noisy wretch! Shut your mouth for this Patriarch!!!"

The words had barely fallen.

In an instant—

The vicious sword light he had unleashed broke through everything and arrived before Dan Jing.

"Hahahaha..."

Facing this sword of ultimate slaughter head-on and hearing Styx Patriarch's furious roar, Dan Jing's laughter only grew louder, carrying a trace of wild arrogance!

He was not angry.

Dan Jing's laughter merely became even more unrestrained.

Clang!

The crimson sword light, upon entering a range of hundreds of millions of miles around Dan Jing, was blocked by an incomparably mighty force.

Then—

"Hahahaha..."

Amid that loud laughter carrying a trace of wild arrogance.

Crack—

Bang!!

The slaughter sword light Styx Patriarch had unleashed with all his strength in blazing fury shattered like a dream bubble at the slightest touch, turning into a wisp of bloody mist and dispersing between heaven and earth.

"Hahahaha..."

Dan Jing's laughter grew increasingly wild and increasingly loud, washing across the firmament and battlefield.

It made the heavens tremble.

It caused even the chaotic currents of time and space, disrupted by the battle of the Quasi-Sage experts, to crumble into ash in an instant.

At this moment.

The Quasi-Sage experts locked in melee all stopped fighting. One by one, they turned toward Dan Jing with grave expressions, standing ready for battle!

This was bad—

That great idiot Minghe had disturbed Dan Jing, the massive boss who had been watching the show without joining in!

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