Zero-Frame Start: I'll Beat Down Sages Just the Same!
Chapter 25

You Have Disturbed the Boss Watching the Show!

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"Two rookies—"

Dan Jing shouted a warning to Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi, who were caught in a perilous situation.

He said:

"Are you idiots?"

"Are that bunch of noobs some watertight iron barrel?"

"Can't you redirect their attacks? Can't you disrupt their joint assault and make them turn on each other?"

Dan Jing's utterly unrestrained words rang out across the heavens and over the battlefield.

One sentence awakened dreamers from their slumber.

Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi, who had been in grave danger and were still thinking about how to hold on and escape, both had their eyes light up.

They understood at once.

Then.

With a thought from the two of them—

They directly joined forces to divert the attacks aimed at themselves. In but an instant, the pressure from the battle, which had been immensely disadvantageous to them, suddenly lessened.

Just as Dan Jing had said.

Although Kunpeng, Minghe, Queen Mother of the West, and the others had joined forces to besiege them—

They were all fighting for themselves. They were not allies at all, much less capable of any coordination.

Being able to refrain from targeting one another was already the greatest cooperation they could manage!

Once Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi began redirecting attacks—

After only one or two exchanges, friction naturally arose among the powerful figures who had joined forces to kill them!

Though their primary targets were still Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi.

There was no doubt—

The pressure borne by Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi had indeed plummeted.

Elsewhere.

Dan Jing's guidance had not stopped. His golden eyes surveyed the entire battlefield.

His tone was full of disdain:

"Damn—"

"Red Cloud, are you fooling around? Kunpeng's methods are so obvious, yet you couldn't even notice them?"

"Trash!"

"..."

"Zhen Yuanzi, what are you doing? Smack Minghe in the face with your Earth Book already!"

"..."

"Tsk—"

"Too stupid."

"The two of you are simply unbearable to watch when it comes to seizing opportunities in battle!"

"If you make it back alive, don't keep roaming the Primordial World afterward."

"When you fight, it feels like the entire Primordial World is filled with the stench of your stupidity!"

"..."

Damn—

That bastard's mouth was truly vicious!

After hearing Dan Jing's words, the expressions of the Quasi-Sage powerhouses fighting fiercely all became somewhat strange.

Though he was instructing Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi on how they should fight.

The mockery and belittlement woven through every word—

Really were not something many people could endure!

Just look—

At this moment, Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi's faces, originally pale from their severe injuries, had already begun to flush red.

That alone showed just how devastating Dan Jing's mouth was.

"Boring."

After commenting on Red Cloud and Zhen Yuanzi, Dan Jing shifted his gaze to the others.

Then.

His incomparably arrogant voice rang out once more:

"Kunpeng, you idiot!"

"Your treasures aren't working? Where's your physical body? Where are your Great Dao methods?"

"Yuanshi called you a furred beast with horns, and you really gave up using that powerful body of yours?"

"Moron!"

"..."

"Queen Mother of the West, what the hell are you hiding for?"

"Take out your Kunlun Mirror and use it!"

"You're fighting for the foundation of sainthood, yet you still refuse to go all out. No wonder you accomplish nothing and swallow humiliation everywhere you go!"

"Use the Kunlun Mirror already!"

"..."

"Minghe, you're an idiot too!"

"You walk the Dao of slaughter, yet you don't dare to let loose and kill? Are you here to be a joke?"

"If I put a dog on the Karma Fire Red Lotus and had it wave Yuantu and Abi around killing at random, it would still be better than you!"

"Go back to your Endless Sea of Blood and shut yourself away. Don't fucking come out and disgrace yourself."

"..."

On the battlefield.

The powerful treasures of the Quasi-Sage powerhouses shone brilliantly, while all manner of Great Dao methods emerged one after another.

Some, such as Kunpeng

After Dan Jing's reminder, directly revealed their powerful true physical forms, charging left and right, crushing all who dared defy them!

And outside the battlefield.

Dan Jing's mouth did not spare a single Quasi-Sage powerhouse who had joined the fight—

The moment his little mouth opened, it was a garden of birdsong and flowers!

Every Quasi-Sage powerhouse engaged in battle became a target for Dan Jing's commentary, mockery, and belittlement.

Among them—

Renowned great cultivators such as Red Cloud, Zhen Yuanzi, Queen Mother of the West, Minghe, and Kunpeng were the primary targets of Dan Jing's attacks, critiques, and disparagement!

Was that a good thing to do?

Naturally, it was not particularly good!

Even Dan Jing himself knew that doing this was definitely not very moral.

But the problem was—

Dan Jing had no morals at all!

A foul mouth might make others unhappy, but it made him feel wonderful.

Why not do it?

Not convinced?

Then come fight him!

He was high.

At this moment, Dan Jing was high beyond measure—

Though he had not personally joined this battle, the feeling of participation from serving as an "off-field commentator" was equally excellent!

As for the increasingly dark expressions of Minghe, Kunpeng, Queen Mother of the West, and the other Quasi-Sage powerhouses...

Not only did they fail to make Dan Jing worry, they made him grow more and more excited.

"Hahaha..."

While "guiding" those locked in chaotic battle, Dan Jing also burst into loud laughter.

He was having the time of his life.

Rumble—

Minghe, standing atop the Karma Fire Red Lotus and gripping Yuantu and Abi, raised a blood sea of slaughter with a single thought. It stained heaven and earth, shattered the firmament, and drowned time and space.

It shattered the several attacks hurtling toward him.

At the same time.

Minghe turned to look outside the battlefield, at Dan Jing, who was laughing uproariously and pointing here and there.

His fury surged—

First, because he had attacked for so long without success.

Second, because Dan Jing's chirping, birdlike babble had thoroughly broken his defenses.

At this moment, Minghe

Was so enraged that his fury was about to burn away even his reason.

He could no longer tolerate that damned Dan Jing chattering endlessly at the side!

Since when—

Had the battles of Styx Patriarch required others to point fingers from the sidelines?

Since when—

Had Styx Patriarch been someone who would not strike back after being mocked and ridiculed?

What a joke!

Even if Heaven itself came, it would have no right to criticize Styx Patriarch!

After enduring and enduring, he could endure no longer.

Therefore—

Minghe made his move.

Clang!

The cry of a Great Dao sword resounded through heaven and earth. A sword light filled with ultimate slaughter split the firmament, severed time and space, and carried the savage might to cut through all things and slaughter everything as it flew straight toward Dan Jing outside the battlefield!

At the same time.

Minghe roared in fury:

"Bastard! Noisy wretch! Shut your mouth for this Patriarch!!!"

As his words fell.

In an instant—

That savage sword light he had unleashed broke through everything and arrived before Dan Jing.

"Hahaha..."

Facing that sword strike of ultimate slaughter and hearing Styx Patriarch's furious roar, Dan Jing's laughter became even louder, carrying a trace of wild arrogance!

He was not angry.

Dan Jing's laughter merely became even more unrestrained.

Clang!

When that scarlet sword light entered a range of hundreds of millions of li around Dan Jing, it was blocked by an irresistible and boundless force.

Then.

"Hahaha..."

Accompanied by that loud, arrogant laughter.

Crack—

Bang!!

The slaughtering sword light that Styx Patriarch had unleashed at full strength in blazing fury shattered like a dream bubble at the slightest touch, turning into a wisp of bloody mist that dissipated between heaven and earth.

"Hahaha..."

Dan Jing's laughter grew wilder and louder, sweeping across the firmament and battlefield.

It made the heavens tremble.

It made the chaotic river of time and space, already thrown into disorder by the battle of the Quasi-Sage powerhouses, shatter and vanish into ashes in an instant.

At this moment.

The Quasi-Sage powerhouses locked in chaotic battle all stopped at once. Their expressions turned grave as they vigilantly faced Dan Jing's direction!

This was bad—

That damned idiot Minghe had disturbed Dan Jing, the great Boss who had been watching the show without joining in!

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