Kitten Me, I've Offended Big Kitty

"With no way to repay you, it looks like I can only give myself to you."

The two of them were having a blast acting, and the livestream had already exploded.

Qin Yan had always been a cool, handsome idol in his fans' hearts, even seeming somewhat unapproachable. But who was this person in the livestream whose ears had turned red as he said he would give himself to someone?!

It was simply unbelievable.

[Eight-year Qin fan here. Looking at the man in front of me, I'm starting to suspect my Qin has been body-snatched.]

[Agreed. But whenever I think Brother Qin has been body-snatched, the way he treats everyone else makes me take it back. All I can say is: Brother Qin! You're such a shameless double-standard king!]

[Giving himself to someone? Forget real life—even if the male lead in a script had that character setting, Old Qin would definitely reject the script without a second word. Reality really is more magical.]

[Only one sentence can express how I feel right now—when it comes to the wine of love, anyone who drinks it gets drunk!]

Had Qin Yan fallen in love with Jiang Fang?

He didn't know either.

But he definitely liked him.

Maybe Jiang Fang's carefree smile by the stream yesterday had infected him. Maybe the ambiguous atmosphere in the tent that morning had bewitched him. Or perhaps Jiang Fang simply happened to be exactly his type.

He looked at the young man ahead, teasing Kitten as he walked, and froze for a moment.

There was suddenly no movement behind him.

Jiang Fang sharply turned around and saw Qin Yan standing there in a daze, apparently lost in thought.

"Qin Yan?" He waved a hand.

Qin Yan abruptly snapped out of his thoughts and hurried after him.

Jiang Fang said, "One rabbit definitely won't be enough. Same as yesterday—you go to the shore and find some seafood, while I catch a few fish."

Naturally, Qin Yan had no objections.

At the mention of fish, Kitten's ears instantly perked up. Its little paws kept pawing at Jiang Fang.

As if saying: Meow meow meow! Big Kitty! Fish, fish!

A sharp pain scratched across his chest. Jiang Fang hissed and quickly caught the kitten's paws.

"Little ancestor, be gentler! There's no medicine here to put on me."

Kitten stared with its big eyes and tilted its head in confusion. "Meow?" What was wrong with Big Kitty?

Before it could figure it out, a large hand ruthlessly grabbed it by the scruff.

Then it was set on the ground.

Kitten: utterly dumbfounded.jpg

It circled around on the ground in confusion, then sniffed around. Finally, it located the culprit who had grabbed the back of its neck—Qin Yan!

"Meow meow meow!"

It put on a ferocious appearance, unaware that to humans, it merely looked adorably fierce, without the slightest bit of intimidation.

It staggered over to Qin Yan's feet, hugged the "big bad guy's" leg, and began biting it.

Unfortunately, its baby teeth were only blunt little points. Not only could they not break skin, they might even chip its own teeth.

Qin Yan didn't spare it any attention and looked worriedly at Jiang Fang.

"Are you okay?" This place was deserted, and no one knew what wild kittens ate or how much bacteria they carried. It would be bad if the scratch had drawn blood.

Jiang Fang pulled open his collar.

Against his pale, smooth chest, the slightly raised pink marks were especially obvious.

"It's fine. The skin isn't broken." It just stung a little.

Jiang Fang turned his gaze toward the culprit, which was still waging a battle of wits against the "big bad guy."

He grabbed Kitten by the scruff, apprehending this "criminal," and pointed at the injury. "Look at what you did!"

At first, Kitten was unconvinced, wriggling around in Jiang Fang's hand as it tried to get down. But when it saw the injury Jiang Fang was pointing at, it immediately froze.

Kitten: "Meow?" Did Kitten do this?

Kitten clenched and then spread open its tiny paw. It looked at Jiang Fang's injury, its expression changing from initial doubt to visible guilt.

It seemed Kitten really had done it.

What now? Kitten me, I've offended Big Kitty!

Seeing the kitten lower its head in guilty embarrassment, too afraid to look at him, Jiang Fang couldn't help finding it funny.

He held Kitten and had just started toward the stream with Qin Yan.

A warm, wet sensation suddenly came from his chest.

Jiang Fang looked down.

Kitten was lying against his chest, one little paw extending a hint of claw to steady itself as it carefully licked the injury.

Noticing Jiang Fang's gaze, the kitten stopped licking and raised its head. Its big cat eyes were full of innocence and pitifulness as it gave him a sweet, coquettish meow.

"Meow~ Meow meow meow~"

Jiang Fang's heart melted at its cries.

Who could resist an adorable cat that knew how to act cute?

At any rate, Jiang Fang couldn't.

"Alright, be good and stay put."

He patted its little head and caught up with Qin Yan.

Because they had divided the work, the two soon went their separate ways. Jiang Fang headed for the stream while Qin Yan went to the beach to gather seafood.

Seeing the "big bad guy" walking away and Big Kitty showing no intention of following, Kitten happily swished its tail and provocatively meowed at Qin Yan's departing figure.

It was extremely punchable.

Jiang Fang's livestream was as lively as ever.

Especially when he pulled open his collar, the barrage of comments nearly covered the entire livestream.

[Hiss, Jiang Fang, why are you being so reserved? Don't hold back—pull your shirt wider. What if there are injuries underneath that we can't see?]

[How is this man's skin so white and smooth! Slurp.jpg]

[Let me touch! Let me touch! Pants, fly away!]

[I just came in and got tripped by all you brothers' and sisters' pants. I was saying—(pants slapped onto face, unable to speak) everyone—(pulls pants off face) calm—(pants slapped onto face again)...]

[Ahhh, the two kitties are so cute! Big Kitty indulgently teases Little Kitty, and Little Kitty has such a strong possessive streak... Hiss, looking at it this way, Old Qin is so unnecessary!]

[Hahahahaha I'm dying. Brother Qin left, and Kitten visibly became happier. Its tail is practically wagging like a propeller, just like a puppy's.]

Before long, Jiang Fang saw the stream.

But perhaps it wasn't the same spot, or perhaps the other guests had already speared fish and gone back. He didn't see anyone else.

That was good too.

Jiang Fang had no desire to make fake pleasantries with them.

He set Kitten down by the stream. Jiang Fang rolled up his pant legs and sleeves, then entered the water with a fish spear.

Practice made perfect, and he already knew how to do it, so he was even faster.

He caught two big, fat fish in less than five minutes.

Thinking that two fish might not be enough for three people and one kitten, he prepared to spear one more.

He instinctively turned to look where he had just put Kitten down, wanting to make sure the little thing was safe.

However—

"Where's my cat?"

There was no trace of Kitten where he had just set it down. Only several tiny plum blossom paw prints remained.

"Kitten?"

He called tentatively. Before he could call a second time, his gaze swept across the other side of the stream, and he instantly fell silent.

Kitten was soaking wet, carrying a fish bigger than its own head in its mouth as it heaved itself toward the bank.