The Shrek Three Beauties Were All Lovestruck Fools

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How could a kind person, knowing full well that their own side had gone looking for trouble with someone else, still come out with something as bizarre as, "There's a good show to watch"?

Likewise, a truly kind person would never agree with Flender's claim that those who dared not cause trouble were mediocrities.

Yet Oscar not only made such bizarre remarks, but also enthusiastically bragged about Flender in front of Tang San, clearly supporting that saying about those who dared not cause trouble being mediocrities.

My assessment of Oscar was that he was a truly rotten, deeply malicious villain who was very good at putting on an act.

Oh, right.

In the Original Work, Oscar and Ning Rongrong ended up together, but perhaps Ning Rongrong later saw clearly what kind of person Oscar really was.

So, the Shrek Seven Devils plus Bai Chenxiang of the Speed Clan made exactly four married couples, yet only Oscar and Ning Rongrong left behind no descendants.

Douluo 1 Bai Chenxiang: "Wait, I was just watching the drama and eating melon seeds. How did it end up involving me?"

Going by the ages of the Shrek Seven Devils, the next one was Tang San, Tang Buddha, the male lead of Douluo 1.

However, this main character had far too many black marks. If I really wrote about them all, even five hundred thousand words would not be enough.

So I would skip him for now. Anyway, in my heart, he had already become the protagonist of my diary. There was no rush.

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "Five hundred thousand words?"

"Was it really that exaggerated...?"

Douluo 1 Ah Yin: "Sigh."

"It's a pity I can't do anything now..."

The next one was Ma Hongjun.

As for Ma Hongjun, I had already talked about him before.

Other than being a little lecherous, he was pretty decent in every other respect.

If I had to choose one friend from among the Shrek Seven Devils, Ma Hongjun would be my only choice. Even Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing, whom I liked, would have to step aside on this point.

Next was Xiao Wu.

Although this little rabbit was the female lead of Douluo 1, quite a few people in the original world disliked her.

In those Douluo 1 fanfictions, readers often requested that Xiao Wu be turned into Spicy Rabbit Head.

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "Did I really do something so unforgivable?"

Douluo 1 Rou Qingshuang: "Bastard."

"Who could be so heartless?"

"My daughter is so well-behaved, and you still want to bully her."

Speaking of Xiao Wu, aside from the fact that she was a lovestruck fool—which could not be defended—I believed she had done nothing else wrong. Nor were those who disliked her wrong. The only one at fault was Tang San.

One had to know that Xiao Wu was a hundred-thousand-year-old Durian Rabbit who had taken human form.

No, a hundred-thousand-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit who had taken human form.

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "You're the lovestruck fool. You're the Durian Rabbit."

As a soul beast that had only recently taken human form, she simply did not understand the various rules of etiquette, behavior, and all that messy nonsense in human society.

At that time, Xiao Wu still instinctively acted according to the ways of a soul beast. There was nothing wrong with that.

If someone had been willing to properly guide her then, Xiao Wu's way of doing things would certainly have changed.

Unfortunately, Xiao Wu was unlucky. The moment she arrived at Notting Academy to study, she encountered someone even less reliable than her newly transformed self—Tang San. Naturally, Xiao Wu grew more and more crooked as a result.

Fortunately, the grown-up Xiao Wu was very beautiful. A huge number of Durian Rabbits, myself included, whose values followed facial features, spoke up for her. That was why she was not completely vilified.

At this point, Shen Fan relied on the memories in his mind and posted a picture of Xiao Wu playing in a stream after growing up in the diary.

Xiao Wu picture (click to view).

Douluo 1 Rou Qingshuang: "So this is what Xiao Wu looked like after growing up."

"Just as the diary's owner wrote, she truly was a natural beauty."

Douluo 2 Xiao Wu: "I miss those days so much."

Next up was Ning Rongrong.

Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu were basically afflicted by the same problem. Plenty of people also denounced and criticized her.

In truth, those people were simply jealous of the rich.

They said Ning Rongrong had princess syndrome.

What a joke.

Ning Rongrong's status was several times higher than that of a real princess. In the entire world of Douluo 1, the only women whose status could indisputably surpass Ning Rongrong's were Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue of Spirit Hall, as well as Bo Saixi of Sea God Island.

As for everyone else, even Titled Douluo were not necessarily of higher status than Ning Rongrong. With that kind of identity and standing, what was wrong with Ning Rongrong being a little proud?

In fact, Ning Rongrong's only problem was that, just like Xiao Wu that Durian Rabbit, she was also a lovestruck fool.

That was also why I had said earlier that I would rather choose Ma Hongjun as a friend.

If I were merely ordinary friends with Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu, I worried that because Tang San and Oscar, their official partners, said one bad thing about me, the two of them might stab me in the back.

Lovestruck fools were truly not to be messed with.

Douluo 1 Ning Rongrong: "What nonsense."

"How could I possibly be that kind of person?"

Douluo 2 Ning Rongrong: "Perhaps... the owner of this diary is right."

After ten thousand years of growth, Ning Rongrong, the Nine Colored Goddess, was no longer the naive, sweet fool she had once been.

Douluo 1 Rou Qingshuang: "Could Xiao Wu really be that unreliable?"

Rou Qingshuang felt somewhat anxious.

At this moment, she truly wanted to come back to life, drag Xiao Wu home, and properly teach her for a few years.

Forget it. I would stop talking about Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu.

It was better to talk about the final Devil among the Shrek Seven Devils, Zhu Zhuqing, the Hell Spirit Cat.

I wondered whether that cat tail of hers was real.

When I got the chance, I definitely had to touch it and find out.

Douluo 1 Zhu Zhuqing: "Durian Rabbit."

Speaking of Zhu Zhuqing, she was also a lovestruck fool.

However, she was much better than Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong.

At least she would not attack her own friends just because Dai Mubai, her official partner, said something.

It was just that her intelligence did not seem particularly high.

Douluo 1 Zhu Zhuqing: "..."

Take her older sister, Zhu Zhuyun, for example.

I really wanted to ask Zhu Zhuqing whether she truly thought her luck was so good that every time Zhu Zhuyun was about to make a move against her, she could "fortunately" discover it in advance.

No way?

No way?

Not even novels dared to write something like that.

And when she fled Star Luo City to go to Shrek Academy and find Dai Mubai, did she really think that, while being pursued by forces several times greater than her in both quality and numbers, she could safely escape to Suotuo City at the cost of only minor injuries?

Obviously, that pursuit had looked like Zhu Zhuqing was being hunted down, but in reality, Zhu Zhuyun was afraid that something might happen to her younger sister on the road. That was why she had sent her trusted subordinates to escort her all the way.