Preparing to Seize the Immortal Herb from Tang San

Just as the women in the livestream watched Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong desperately stab at each other's sore spots, Shen Fan finished reviewing all the livestream's functions. He immediately took out his diary and began writing again.

I'd originally thought the livestream created by such an impressive Diary System would have some surprising features. Looks like I was completely overthinking it.

Compared with the livestreams from my original world, the diary livestream only had one additional feature: you could speak directly in the livestream using your thoughts.

But I'm not stupid.

If I suddenly have any thoughts while livestreaming, I can just write them in the diary.

That way, I can keep both the diary and the livestream going without neglecting either. Same workload, two rewards—why wouldn't I do it?

Forget it, enough about that.

The Diary System told me that the more exciting the livestream content is, the better the reward I'll receive after it ends.

But the Diary System didn't tell me what exactly counted as exciting. Looks like I can only test it out bit by bit myself.

Alright, I'm starting the livestream now.

The place I'm currently in is the Blue Silver Forest, the ancestral land of the Blue Silver Grass.

There's a Blue Silver King here that's eighty-five thousand years old. In the future, this Blue Silver King will help Tang San awaken his Blue Silver Emperor bloodline, turning Tang San from someone who originally looked rather ugly into an unbelievably handsome guy.

Speaking of which, I think this Blue Silver King ought to thank me. If it were one of those more ruthless protagonists, they'd have already found the Blue Silver King and chopped it down.

But I don't bear any ill will toward soul beasts. At most, after a while, I'll help the Blue Silver King move somewhere else. As long as Tang Hao can't find it, that'll be enough.

Speaking of Tang San awakening his Blue Silver Emperor bloodline, here are pictures of him from before and after his awakening. They're practically two different people.

Tang San's picture (click to view).

All I can say is, taking after Tang Hao was truly ugly, while taking after A Yin was truly good-looking. I really don't know what A Yin saw in Tang Hao back then.

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Holy shit."

"Is that really the same person? That's way too exaggerated."

Douluo 1 Huo Wu Livestream: "You lovestruck fool, don't tell me you've fallen for that blue-haired guy?"

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "No."

"With Tang San's character, I wouldn't dare like him."

"On the other hand, you—the diary's owner said you even kissed Tang San."

Douluo 1 Huo Wu Livestream: "Pah."

"I'd rather kiss a dog than kiss Tang San."

Douluo 1 A Yin Livestream: ".."

Alright, that wraps up the plot taking place in the Blue Silver Forest.

Next, I'm going to take a look at Shrek Academy in Suotuo City.

I'd originally planned to go to Plant Academy, but then I suddenly realized there was no need to go through all that trouble. I only needed to go see Ning Rongrong.

Ning Rongrong with short hair in a white dress belongs to the novel world, while Ning Rongrong with long hair in a green dress belongs to the animated world.

After writing that, Shen Fan spent one thousand points to purchase a teleportation talisman from the Diary Shop and teleported directly to the entrance of Shrek Academy in Suotuo City.

The Diary System is seriously a scam. Teleporting across worlds only costs one hundred points, but teleporting within the same world actually costs one thousand points. Good thing I didn't spend all my points and stopped cultivating at Blue Profound Realm First Heaven. Otherwise, I would've had to walk here myself.

After complaining, Shen Fan shifted his gaze toward Shrek's gate and rolled his eyes dramatically.

I already knew Shrek Academy in Suotuo City was shabby, but I didn't expect it to be even worse than I imagined.

Seriously, Flender is stingy enough.

Every year, he tricks so many people into coming to register at Shrek. Whether they successfully enroll or not, the ten Gold Soul Coin registration fee isn't refunded. He should've made quite a lot from that. Never mind what the academy itself is like—at the very least, shouldn't you make the school gate look a little better?

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong Livestream: "Th-this Flander really is just like he was when he was young."

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "This can be called an academy?"

"And since when did you have to pay a registration fee to attend school?"

"Isn't tuition alone enough?"

Douluo 1 Huo Wu Livestream: "This is worse than the toilets at our Blazing Academy."

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong Livestream: "Maybe it's because Shrek Academy has been gone for some time, and no one was looking after this place, so it became this run-down?"

That was the only excuse Liu Erlong could think of.

I'm not exaggerating—Flender really has harmed plenty of people.

After passing through Shrek's gates, Shen Fan continued writing in his diary as he headed toward the room marked on the map.

After all, to successfully enroll at Shrek Academy, students had to reach Soul Power Rank 21 before the age of twelve.

But that was actually a scam too.

In truth, if you wanted to be absolutely certain of enrolling at Shrek, you had to reach Rank 25 before the age of twelve.

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "I give up."

"I always thought Skywater Academy's admission requirements were already outrageous enough."

"I never expected Shrek's admission requirements to be even more shameless than Skywater Academy's three requirements: water- or ice-element Soul Masters, female Soul Masters, and beautiful women."

Douluo 1 Shui Bing'er Livestream: "Is that how you talk about your own academy?"

Hm?

It was only just getting light, and there was no one around.

It seemed the people from Shrek had already gone to Blue Tyrant Academy in Heaven Dou City.

At this point, Shen Fan exchanged for another teleportation talisman and teleported directly to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

Damn, I was too late.

Seeing the area around the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well in complete disarray, Shen Fan had been prepared for it, but he still could not help feeling annoyed.

No.

I need to go to Blue Tyrant Academy and snatch the remaining Immortal Herbs from Tang San.

No sooner said than done. Shen Fan exchanged for a teleportation talisman for the third time and arrived directly at Blue Tyrant Academy.

Looks like I came too early.

I don't even know which dorm Tang San lives in.

Forget it. It'll be dawn soon. I can just go find him in the Advanced Class then.

When the time came, not only could I seize the Immortal Herbs, but I could also give Tang San a good beating in front of everyone and make him lose face.

Hehehe.

Right.

Maybe I could take the opportunity to smack Yu Xiaogang around too.

After all, just like Tang San, Yu Xiaogang was one of the three sources of evil in the Douluo 1 world.

Unfortunately, I wasn't strong enough yet. Otherwise, Tang Hao, the remaining one of the three sources of evil, wouldn't get away either.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "Bastard, how dare you!"

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "No, I need to go find Xiaogang."

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "Sigh."

Douluo 1 Tang Yuehua: "This is slander!"

Douluo 1 Ah Yin: ".."