Shen Fan naturally had no idea how the women connected to Yu Xiaogang, Tang San, and Tang Hao had reacted when he said he wanted to teach them a lesson. He was still writing his diary in the garden of Shrek Academy in the Heaven Dou Empire.
Since he was just waiting for dawn with nothing to do anyway, he might as well write a special feature: "Yu Xiaogang's (Shameless) Road to a Comeback."
Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "Hmph."
"I'd like to see how you plan to slander Xiaogang."
Ever since Shen Fan had called Yu Xiaogang one of the so-called three sources of evil on the Douluo Continent, Bibi Dong had not held the slightest bit of goodwill toward Shen Fan.
Still, it would be great if my diary could let Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong see it.
On second thought, forget it.
Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong were so obsessed with Yu Xiaogang that they had practically lost their minds.
Even if they learned all the truth, they would probably automatically come up with countless excuses for Yu Xiaogang and deceive themselves.
After all, in their hearts, even if Yu Xiaogang let out a fart, they would think it smelled wonderful.
Let me irresponsibly make a guess: even if Yu Xiaogang publicly slapped them both, they would not get angry. Instead, they might cover their faces with both hands and think excitedly, "Ah! Xiaogang finally touched me. I'm so happy."
Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "You're already being irresponsible, and you still want to make guesses..."
Bibi Dong was so furious that she nearly cursed.
Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "Bullshit. How could Xiaogang possibly bear to hit me?"
Unlike Bibi Dong, who had received a proper education since childhood, Liu Erlong could spit out crude language without batting an eye.
Haha.
Alright, alright, no more teasing Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong. Let's start writing.
It was said that one day, several decades ago, a thunderous boom rang out from the sky, and Yu Xiaogang was "brilliantly" born.
Born into the prestigious Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, and as the son of its clan leader, Yu Xiaogang had lived a life of boundless splendor. He had been showered with affection and received the attention of countless clan members and outsiders alike.
However, all of that completely changed on the day Yu Xiaogang awakened his Soul.
At the Soul awakening ceremony held by his clan, Yu Xiaogang, who should have awakened the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Soul, instead awakened a Soul that was neither pig nor dog. His Innate Soul Power was an even more pitiful half level.
From then on, Yu Xiaogang's treatment plummeted, and he was often mocked by other members of the clan.
What no one in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan knew was that the neither-pig-nor-dog Soul Yu Xiaogang had awakened was not some unprecedented trash Soul at all. It was the Light Holy Dragon Soul, a Soul far superior to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Soul.
Unfortunately, Yu Xiaogang himself was too useless. With only half a level of Innate Soul Power, he simply could not support the Light Holy Dragon Soul's complete awakening.
As a result, due to malnutrition, the Light Holy Dragon had no choice but to appear in its juvenile form.
In truth, if Yu Xiaogang had properly nurtured his Soul in the years that followed, the juvenile Light Holy Dragon might not have been unable to undergo a second awakening and become a true Light Holy Dragon.
But what did Yu Xiaogang do?
He never researched his own Soul at all. He recklessly attached two fart-releasing Soul Rings to it, successfully turning his Soul into Luo Sanpao and completely losing the possibility of a second awakening.
Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "..."
Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "..."
Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Souls can undergo a second awakening?"
Douluo 1 Huo Wu Livestream: "I say your head is full of handsome guys, yet you refuse to admit it."
"Isn't Ning Rongrong, the young sect master of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, a perfect example? Didn't her Soul evolve from the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda into the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda?"
"Isn't that a second awakening?"
Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "It really does seem like it."
Speaking of which, I have a question.
No matter how stupid Yu Xiaogang was, he should have known that his neither-pig-nor-dog Soul had mutated from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon, right?
Then why didn't he absorb Soul Rings from sub-dragons? Why did he insist on absorbing all sorts of random Soul Rings instead? What the hell was he trying to do?
Was this the wise man Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong saw in him?
I think he was mentally "disabled."
Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "This..."
Bibi Dong opened her mouth, but had nothing to say.
Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "Maybe... maybe..."
Liu Erlong said "maybe" for ages, yet still could not find an excuse for Yu Xiaogang.
Seriously, I can say this with certainty.
If Yu Xiaogang's first two Soul Rings had both been from sub-dragon Soul Beasts, he definitely would not have been stuck at level twenty-nine.
As long as Yu Xiaogang... Forget it, I won't say anymore. I'm here to roast Yu Xiaogang, not teach him how to cultivate.
The next part needs a huge blow.
Mm, following the timeline, let's start with Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang.
As time passed, Yu Xiaogang's Soul Power Level reached twenty-nine.
At that time, Yu Xiaogang discovered that no matter how hard he cultivated, his Soul Power never improved in the slightest.
With no other options, he temporarily gave up cultivating and turned to studying all kinds of books, hoping to find a way to continue his cultivation within them.
Day after day, Yu Xiaogang read through nearly all the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's collection, yet found no information of any use to him. Coupled with the gossip and ridicule from certain members of the clan, he left in a fit of anger and came to Spirit City.
At the time, the Spirit Hall Pope was not the current Bibi Dong, but Qian Xunji.
Out of consideration for the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, Qian Xunji agreed to let Yu Xiaogang join Spirit Hall.
Thus, Yu Xiaogang began reading books in the Spirit City Library once more.
However, the Spirit City Library was completely open to the public. Anyone could browse its various books, so naturally, it contained no confidential materials.
Yet Yu Xiaogang had come to Spirit Hall precisely to read books of a confidential nature, so he was naturally dissatisfied with this.
Perhaps Yu Xiaogang was simply lucky.
Just as Yu Xiaogang was pondering how he could gain access to Spirit Hall's confidential books, he encountered Bibi Dong.
The Douluo Continent had always revered strength above all else. Seeing Yu Xiaogang come to the library every day to read, Bibi Dong naturally grew curious about him.
Moreover, everyone around Bibi Dong was nothing more than a martial brute who knew only how to fight. Suddenly seeing someone as scholarly as Yu Xiaogang, her curiosity toward him deepened even further.
And so, filled with curiosity, Bibi Dong took the initiative to approach Yu Xiaogang.
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