Shen Fan: I'm Just Romantic, Not Vulgar

"The needle was nice."

"Like I always say, every time I see Tang Hao, Tang San, and Yu Xiaogang helplessly raging on the spot, I feel completely refreshed."

In the empty room, Shen Fan admired Tang Hao's snarling, miserable state for quite a while. Only after Flender ushered the dark-faced Tang Hao into Shrek Academy did he withdraw his gaze and say gleefully.

"Enough."

"It's getting late. Shut down the livestream."

After saying that, Shen Fan placed an exchanged Gold Soul Coin on the table in the room, then vanished from where he stood.

Livestream closed.

Beginning settlement of the host's livestream rewards.

"..."

Congratulations, Host. You have obtained 10,000 Diary Shop Points, one Wishful Martial Soul Skin set, and one copy of the cultivation method "Ten Thousand Poisons True Explanation."

Rewards have been distributed. Please check them yourself.

The moment Shen Fan said to close the livestream, the Diary System wasted not even a second before depositing the livestream rewards into its storage space.

"That's it?"

"Other than the 10,000 Diary Shop Points, it seems the other two are completely useless to me, aren't they?"

"The key is that those 10,000 Diary Shop Points are the service fee I paid to start the livestream."

"You might as well have given me a Bibi Dong or Qin Yining doll."

By then, Shen Fan had returned to the cave where Ah Yin was. Hearing the voice in his mind, he could not help grumbling inwardly.

"One Wishful Martial Soul Skin set is worth 100 million points."

The Diary System did not argue with its host's complaint. It merely reminded him flatly.

"Martial Soul skins are that expensive?"

Shen Fan was somewhat surprised and hurriedly opened the Diary Shop to check.

"It really is 100 million points."

"Forget it."

"Maybe I can give it to my future wife."

"Besides, that copy of Ten Thousand Poisons True Explanation isn't entirely useless. At the very least..."

"Hm?"

"Diary System, I suddenly realized something. Why do I feel like there's something off about you?"

Shen Fan asked suspiciously.

"What's off about me?"

The Diary System's voice remained as calm as ever.

"The Martial Soul skin—isn't it perfect for Bibi Dong?"

"And the Ten Thousand Poisons True Explanation—isn't it perfect for Dugu Yan too?"

Shen Fan said.

"The rewards are random."

After saying that, the Diary System fell silent. No matter what Shen Fan said, it did not respond again.

Seeing this, Shen Fan rolled his eyes in boredom, walked over to Ah Yin's side, and sat down to begin refining the extra Immortal Herb.

At the same time.

The Diary System, which had been playing deaf and mute before Shen Fan, appeared in the minds of the women.

The livestream has ended.

Beginning reward distribution.

Congratulations to Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream. You have obtained one 100,000-Year Evolving Soul Ring.

Congratulations to Douluo 2 Tang Ya. You have obtained one 100,000-Year Evolving Soul Bone.

Congratulations to all female leads, female supporting characters, and female passersby in every world. You have obtained 100 to 3,000 random Dungeon Diary Shop Points.

Note 1: Speaking in the livestream chat during the livestream increases your chances of receiving grand prizes.

Note 2: When the livestream is closed, the chatroom will not disappear. Female leads, female supporting characters, and female passersby from every world may still chat through it.

Rewards have been distributed. Please check them yourself.

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Hehehe."

"A 100,000-Year Evolving Soul Ring."

"Huo Wu, next time we meet, just watch me beat you up."

Douluo 1 Huo Wu Livestream: "Of all things to learn, you just had to learn that 'hehehe.'"

"What?"

"Are you planning to sing in harmony with your husband?"

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Hehehe."

Douluo 1 Yao Zi Livestream: "I only got eight hundred points."

"Looks like when Shen Fan streams in the future, I'll have to talk more."

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "I got three thousand points."

Douluo 1 Huo Wu Livestream: "Get lost."

"Can you stop talking?"

"Careful, or Yao Zi and I will sneak into Skywater Academy and ambush you."

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Come on, then."

"I'm not afraid anymore. Hehehe."

The chatter and laughter between Shui Yue'er and the others in the livestream gradually died down only late into the night.

Early the next morning.

"These immortal herbs are really slow to refine. After an entire night, I only refined two of them."

"Still, the results are pretty good. I've already reached the Blue Profound Realm Seventh Heaven."

Waking from his meditative state of refining immortal herbs, Shen Fan sensed his cultivation level and nodded in satisfaction.

"Diary System."

"Open the livestream."

A short while later, Shen Fan finished washing up, gave Ah Yin a stroke, then took out his diary and opened the livestream as well.

Yesterday, I received two rewards through the livestream.

One of them was a Wishful Martial Soul Skin.

The other was a cultivation manual called the Ten Thousand Poisons True Explanation, specifically for Poison Cultivators.

Honestly, I feel like the Diary System is messing with me.

Obviously, this Wishful Martial Soul Skin wasn't meant for me at all. It was meant for Bibi Dong.

After all, Bibi Dong became ugly when she used her Martial Soul Avatar. If she used this Wishful Martial Soul Skin, she could freely alter her appearance in both Martial Soul Possession and Martial Soul Avatar states however she wished.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "The one that costs a hundred million points to exchange for?"

There weren't many things in this world that Bibi Dong was truly interested in, but something that could alter the appearance of her Martial Soul Avatar was undoubtedly the treasure she wanted most.

As for the Ten Thousand Poisons True Explanation, it was equally obvious that it was meant for Dugu Yan and the Dugu Family.

Of course, the Ten Thousand Poisons True Explanation was fine.

I'm confident I can use it to befriend the Dugu Family, so it wouldn't be a waste. Once I had enough points anyway, I planned to exchange for it with points.

But this Wishful Martial Soul Skin... unless Bibi Dong doesn't know that I beat up Yu Xiaogang...

Wait.

Could it be that the Diary System wants me to use Yu Xiaogang's appearance to give it to Bibi Dong, then take Bibi Dong while she's happy and touched?

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "..."

All the women: "..."

Diary System: "Host, your train of thought is far too wild."

No.

I may be a womanizer, but I'm not a pervert.

The final button on Bibi Dong's clothes must be undone by her own hand, while she is fully conscious and clearly knows who she is doing it with.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "Should I thank you?"

Bibi Dong's smile grew increasingly cold.

Ahem.

Looks like I got sidetracked.

Last night, I refined two immortal herbs, and my strength reached the Blue Profound Realm Seventh Heaven.

That was a pretty good result.

I originally thought it would already be quite good if one immortal herb could raise my strength by two heavens.

After all, the battle power displayed by the Martial Soul cultivation system was completely incomparable to that of my own cultivation system.