A Thousand Years of Death for Tang Hao

Elsewhere.

Shen Fan exchanged a bag of fertilizer from the Diary Shop that could help Ah Yin grow rapidly. He poured it all around Ah Yin, then clapped his hands in satisfaction and used a teleportation talisman to arrive at Heaven Dou Shrek Academy.

Heh heh heh.

The Outsider Halo was really useful.

I caused such a huge commotion at Shrek Academy this morning, yet these students passing by me still inevitably ignored me completely.

Perhaps he had gotten used to writing his diary these past two days. The moment Shen Fan arrived at the entrance of Heaven Dou Shrek Academy, he subconsciously took out his diary and began writing.

All the women: "Didn't you say you weren't writing today?"

"Sure enough, a man's mouth is a liar's trick."

Wait a second.

If that was the case.

It seemed I could mess with Tang Hao.

Douluo 1 Tang Yuehua: "..."

Douluo 1 Ah Yin: "Although I'm grateful that you fertilized me, could you stop targeting Hao?"

Unfortunately, Shen Fan could not hear Ah Yin. He was already strolling around the vicinity of Heaven Dou Shrek Academy, sensing Tang Hao's location while writing in his diary.

Tang Hao was able to follow me this morning because he had kept his eyes on me the entire time and never looked away.

But now, as long as I don't take the initiative to attack him, he'll ignore me just like everyone else.

However, with my current strength, if I attacked Tang Hao using ordinary methods, there wouldn't even be a chance of him suffering a minor injury.

So what exactly should I do to make Tang Hao remember it deeply in a single blow?

I've got it.

Hahaha, I'm such a genius.

As he wrote this, an especially sinister smile appeared on Shen Fan's face.

First, I'll go find Xiao Wu.

Once I get Xiao Wu's wooden comb, I'll go mess with Tang Hao.

By then, Shen Fan had also discovered Tang Hao hiding in the shadows. Without revealing anything, he returned to Heaven Dou Shrek Academy.

When I get the chance later, I should go to a barbershop and learn how to comb hair.

Otherwise, if Xiao Wu asks me to comb her hair in the future and I say I can't—

Wouldn't that be awkward?

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "Why would I ever ask you to comb my hair?"

"What a guy who just talks to himself."

Xiao Wu snorted inwardly. At the same time, she could not help recalling how Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong had teased her earlier, and her cheeks puffed up in frustration.

My luck is really good. I found the dormitory of the Shrek Three Beauties so quickly.

Unfortunately, it's still early. They haven't gone to sleep yet.

Forget it.

I'd better first go over the Immortal Herbs I got from Tang San.

With that thought written down, Shen Fan went to a secluded spot and sat cross-legged on the ground. He then took out a book he had long ago exchanged from the Diary Shop, one specifically introducing all kinds of rare treasures, and began reading.

This is... the Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox Flower?

According to this book's description, it seems quite suitable for that fox spirit Hu Liena.

Douluo 1 Hu Liena: "You're the fox spirit."

I'll keep it for now and talk about it later.

Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Why do I feel like there's something wrong with this 'talk about it later'?"

Douluo 1 Huo Wu Livestream: "Because a pervert sees perversion in everything."

This is the Mystic Flame Dragon Lotus?

It seems suitable for Liu Erlong or Wu Feng from Douluo 2.

Put it away, put it away.

Likewise, I'll talk about it later.

This is the Nine Luminaries Void Dragon Vine.

This thing is suitable for Dugu Yan or Dugu Bo.

This one doesn't need to wait until later.

Tomorrow, I'll go straight to Heaven Dou Royal Academy, knock out Dugu Yan, and help her refine it.

After all, these Immortal Herbs belonged to the Dugu Family in the first place.

Dugu Bo, sorry. If I find an Immortal Herb suitable for you later, I'll give it to you. Who told you not to be a beauty?

Douluo 1 Dugu Yan: "..."

All the women: "..."

This is...

Very quickly, time flew by as Shen Fan examined the effects of the Immortal Herbs one by one.

In the blink of an eye, it was already ten at night.

"I've finally sorted out all the information on these Immortal Herbs. That really wore me out."

"But it's already so late. The Shrek Three Beauties should be asleep by now, right?"

After muttering softly, Shen Fan stood up, patted the dirt from his clothes, and quickly headed toward the dormitory of Xiao Wu and the other two.

No way.

The Shrek Three Beauties are way too bold.

They don't even close the door when they sleep.

Heh heh.

Judging by this wooden comb, this should be the one Xiao Wu's mother gave her.

Sure enough, Xiao Wu kept it in her rabbit backpack. I found it as soon as I looked.

All right.

Now that I've found it, I should get out of here and deal with Tang Hao.

Shen Fan gently closed the living room door for the three girls, then dashed toward Tang Hao's hiding place.

What Shen Fan did not notice was that not long after he left, Xiao Wu and the other two, who had been pretending to sleep, opened their eyes and got up to gather together again.

"Although Shen Fan seems a little perverted on the surface, his character is actually pretty decent."

"After finding the wooden comb in the living room, he didn't even step into our room."

Zhu Zhuqing said in surprise.

"Maybe."

Xiao Wu remained noncommittal.

"I wonder how he plans to deal with Tang Hao."

Ning Rongrong spoke up as well.

"We'll find out if we keep watching."

After Zhu Zhuqing spoke, she, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong all turned their attention to the livestream.

At that moment, Shen Fan had stopped about a hundred meters away from Tang Hao. With a flip of his hand, a Dragon Beard Needle appeared in his palm.

Heh heh.

I'll use Tang San's hidden weapon against Tang Hao.

I'm giving Tang Hao a Thousand Years of Death.

Douluo 1 Tang Yuehua: "Damn it!"

Douluo 1 Ah Yin: "..."

All the women: "Can you stop pulling such ridiculous pranks?"

Naturally, Shen Fan had no idea that people had been watching him the entire time. After making all his preparations, he quietly came up behind Tang Hao. Then, a cold gleam shot forth. The very next second, Shen Fan used a teleportation talisman and appeared in an empty room nearby.

"Ah!"

The instant Shen Fan teleported into the empty room, an enraged roar that was especially loud in the night rang out around Heaven Dou Shrek Academy.

For a time, all the teachers and students of Shrek Academy, as well as some ordinary residents around the academy, began cursing resentfully. Some even came out onto the streets, intending to see who was disturbing their sleep in the middle of the night.

"You brat!"

"I know it was you."

"If you've got the guts, come out here!"

At that moment, Tang Hao clutched the wound in that spot with one hand while fiercely scanning his surroundings. His predatory gaze frightened the ordinary residents who had come out to investigate, sending them running back into their homes and slamming their doors shut.