Bibi Dong is a University Scum

Compared with everything Tang San did to Xiao Wu later on, I dared to stand before everyone in the world and say that, when it came to handling Xiao Wu's soul ring, soul bone, and Xiao Wu herself, Tang Hao was truly a decent man.

After all, Tang Hao had merely wanted Xiao Wu to sacrifice herself, whereas Tang San wanted Xiao Wu to suffer a fate worse than death.

Think about it—in the Original Work, after Xiao Wu graduated from Notting Academy, she followed Tang San to study at Shrek Academy in Suotuo City.

At that time, Xiao Wu had not yet fallen in love with Tang San. She merely regarded him as an older brother. It was not until several days later, when the Shrek group went to the Star Dou Great Forest to hunt Oscar's third soul ring, that Xiao Wu saw Tang San unhesitatingly pursue the Titan Giant Ape that had taken her away, disregarding his own safety in his determination to save her. Only then, in that instant, did she truly fall in love with Tang San.

That was also the true beginning of Xiao Wu's tragedy.

Honestly, during the time Tang San was chasing the Titan Giant Ape, I certainly did not see him being all that anxious about Xiao Wu's safety. Not only did he have time to make a bet with Meng Yiran, the granddaughter of Gai Shi Long She, but he also had time to absorb the Man Faced Demon Spider's soul ring.

What was more, in the end, with Oscar playing matchmaker, he even got a kiss from Meng Yiran.

Wasn't that surprising?

It should be.

This was Tang San's hypocrisy.

He kept saying that Xiao Wu was the only one he loved.

And what happened?

Tang San did not dodge Meng Yiran's kiss.

Tang San did not dodge Ning Rongrong's kiss.

Tang San still did not dodge Huo Wu of Blazing Academy's kiss.

Where was his shame?

I was asking you, Tang San—where was your shame?

And this was what you called loving only Xiao Wu?

With the speed of the Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track that you, Tang San, had brought from the Tang Sect in your previous life, avoiding the kisses of Meng Yiran, Ning Rongrong, and Huo Wu should have been effortless.

You did not dodge them, which could only mean that you never wanted to.

At this point, another common complaint from netizens in the original world came up.

They said that Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track could let Tang San evade any sneak attack, yet it just so happened to be unable to evade a beauty's kiss.

Douluo 1 Meng Yiran: "..."

Douluo 1 Huo Wu: "Bastard."

"How could I possibly kiss Tang San?"

"I don't even know who he is."

Douluo 1 Ning Rongrong: "..."

Honestly.

I was truly worried about Xiao Wu's intelligence.

Of course, perhaps her love-struck brain had taken over.

After she condensed her soul ring and bid farewell to the Titan Giant Ape, she returned to the Shrek group.

At that point, she personally saw Tang San absorbing the Man Faced Demon Spider's soul ring.

Did Xiao Wu not stop to think?

If Tang San had truly been worried about her safety, how could he possibly have had the time to sit there absorbing a soul ring?

If the Titan Giant Ape had truly been an enemy, then by the time Tang San finished absorbing the soul ring and went to rescue Xiao Wu, she would probably have already been turned into shit and crapped out.

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "..."

Douluo 2 Xiao Wu: "..."

Douluo 1 Rou Qingshuang: "..."

Unfortunately, at this point in the story, Tang San could not help coming up with another hypocritical excuse.

He actually said that only by absorbing the Man Faced Demon Spider's soul ring and restoring all his Soul Power could he have the strength to save Xiao Wu.

Come on.

Even after absorbing the soul ring, you were only a Soul Elder who had just passed level thirty. Where did you get the confidence to challenge a Titan Giant Ape that was around a hundred thousand years old?

When facing the Titan Giant Ape, the king of the forest, what difference did it make whether you were a Grand Soul Master or a Soul Elder?

Next, still shaken by the experience, the Shrek group returned to the academy. Under Yu Xiaogang's training plan, they began training that seemed like a waste of time and in truth was not all that useful.

Douluo 1 Shrek Three Beauties: "..."

Yes, that was right.

Yu Xiaogang—the Grandmaster Yu who had been praised to the skies—had a training method that consisted of running while carrying stones.

Who knew what Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong actually liked about Yu Xiaogang.

Did they like that he did not bathe, or that he only knew how to run away whenever something happened?

I remembered that the Original Work said Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong had both fallen for Yu Xiaogang because of his wisdom.

All I wanted to say was, are you fucking kidding me?

Something that had nothing going for it except being the best at running away—if that counted as having intelligence, then Douluo Continent might as well rename itself Silly Continent.

From this, I came to a conclusion.

Setting Liu Erlong aside, Pope Bibi Dong must have been an absolutely hopeless academic failure.

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "Setting me aside?"

"Is he looking down on me?"

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "Heh heh."

Bibi Dong merely sneered and said nothing.

I wasn't talking nonsense here.

In fact, all the martial soul knowledge Yu Xiaogang knew had been read in the libraries of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and Spirit Hall. It was all the most ordinary, commonplace martial soul knowledge.

Yet Bibi Dong had actually regarded Yu Xiaogang differently because of this most basic martial soul knowledge, the kind anyone who had attended a Soul Master Academy would know.

This showed that Bibi Dong was absolutely the kind of hopeless academic failure who knew nothing at all about martial soul theory.

After all, if any student with passable grades in the cultural courses at a Soul Master Academy heard the martial soul knowledge Yu Xiaogang talked about, they would only give him a disdainful look.

Speaking of which, I had to clear Bibi Dong's name.

Many people in the original world said that Bibi Dong had given Spirit Hall's confidential books to Yu Xiaogang to read.

As for that, I felt Bibi Dong had been wronged somewhat.

It was true that Bibi Dong had helped Yu Xiaogang publish his book, and it was true that she had helped make him famous. But as for giving Spirit Hall's confidential books to Yu Xiaogang, Bibi Dong had absolutely never done that.

Just look at the Ten Martial Soul Core Competitiveness principles that Yu Xiaogang had relied on to become famous, and which he had been most proud of throughout his life.

First: the amount of Innate Soul Power was directly proportional to the quality of one's martial soul.

Second: there were no useless martial souls in this world, only useless soul masters.

I really didn't know what Yu Xiaogang had been thinking. This second point was clearly insulting himself.

And Bibi Dong, honestly—you had already helped Yu Xiaogang publish the book, so didn't you even glance at its contents? Why didn't you remind Yu Xiaogang about the problem with that second point?

Could it be that, deep down, Bibi Dong actually agreed that Yu Xiaogang was useless?

Seeing the two jabs directed at herself appear in the Diary Copy, Bibi Dong's expression froze.

Third: martial souls were divided into two major categories: Beast Souls and Weapon Souls.

Here we go again, here we go again.

Why did Yu Xiaogang always like to exclude himself whenever he wrote theory?