(Bonus update 4/5, with thanks to Terra Toilet Director for the tip.)
Aboard the warship Fortune, Little Knife came to Li Qinwu's room and knocked on the door.
"Boss, the captain said the Shuttle is ready. Are you leaving now?"
A buzzing came from inside the room, the kind made by vibrating electric hair clippers.
Amid the buzzing, Li Qinwu's muffled voice could be heard.
"Little Knife, did you know I actually have a whole bunch of personalities?"
Little Knife had no idea what he meant and pressed his ear against the wall.
"What? Boss, what did you just say?"
"I said I actually have a whole bunch of personalities. One is my Inquisitor personality, and another is my Rogue Trader personality.
Now, I'm going to show you my third personality!"
With a bang, the armored door opened, and Li Qinwu stood before Little Knife sporting a new look.
Little Knife was shocked at the sight!
Li Qinwu wore his golden Inquisitor armor without a helmet, because he had shaved his head bald-and left a sky-high topknot over a meter tall on top!
"Th-this... this..."
Staring at that outrageous topknot, Little Knife stammered, unable to get a word out. Li Qinwu rubbed his bald head with both hands, thoroughly pleased with his new look.
He swung his meter-long topknot as he headed toward the hangar.
"Little Knife, let me tell you a secret. The topknot hairstyle actually exists because Games Workshop needed to leave an injection molding gate when making its miniatures.
So they simply gave the miniatures topknots and disguised the injection gates as hair. It looked cool and made the pieces easier to manufacture.
So now that I'm sporting a topknot, I'm connected to Games Workshop's financial reports. My short-tempered personality is now online!"
Several days later, a